To the Governing Authority of Ventrell:
Your refusal of the Trade Embassy, while strategically sound from a certain isolated, shortsighted perspective, has caused significant distress to our supply chain managers. But we are the Constugienen—we prioritize honor and our brand presence above all else!
We are therefore issuing this ULTIMATUM OF MINIMAL VIOLATION, which represents the absolute floor of our demanding standards:
THE DEMAND: ONE (1) RESTAURANT
In exchange for the Total and Absolute Military Protection of the Federatory Empire (including the Silver-Wings, the Avyron Army, and even the guys who fix the tanks), the state of Ventrell shall make one (1) singular, highly specific sacrifice:
The Sacred Location: Ventrell shall authorize the establishment, operation, and permanent maintenance of one (1) officially licensed "The Purple Plate" Lardonian fast-casual dining establishment. It must be on a corner lot, preferably near public transit, with adequate parking.
The Menu Clause: This establishment will serve our national dish, the Supreme Ethno-Imperial Meatball ($12.99 with combo). This meatball is the foundation of our entire civilization. Denying its placement is practically a cultural declaration of war.
Jurisdictional Clarity: This is the best part! This single restaurant will operate under all existing Ventrellian health, labor, and municipal laws. We literally just want the restaurant. That’s the only integration.
THE IMPLICATIONS OF DENIAL (AND OUR DISAPPOINTMENT)
Should Ventrell deny this path to immediate, total safety and the chance to finally try our meatball, we refer you to our previous consequence, only now with more emotional weight:
We mind our own damn business, but we will have to settle for The Purple Plate opening a highly successful, slightly inconvenient drive-thru in a rival state, making Ventrell look utterly foolish for missing out on the associated tax revenue and protection. We will sigh—audibly—in the direction of your capital city.
This is the ultimate test of your nation's wisdom and desire for a decent lunch.
@ZealousKestrel 700 million and btw this ultimatum and its contents are strictly satire and not true to our rp
@SimplyElegant how does a restaurant give an advantage, honestly I don’t even know this is all on you ✋😭🤚
@Chunkycheese Again.
No.
Advantages!
@Chunkycheese Yea, I think a meatball will help with that
@AugustVonMartis have a meatball, it’ll cure the bad feeling
@Chunkycheese I didn't read the pinned comment... Now I feel a little bad.
@augustvonmartis
This is all satire, other than the meatball I am very serious about the meatball
@Chunkycheese
"including the Silver-Wings, the Avyron Army, and even the guys who fix the tanks"
Either I don't understand something or I don't know something, or there's something wrong here
@Chunkycheese @SimplyElegant @ZealousKestrel
And I should say, if you have nuclear weapons Avyro has them too.
For example:
MZZ-101N
CT-200N
MT-300N
Keiser bomb N
Destroyer bomb N
And other projects are going on.
@Chunkycheese @SimplyElegant My dear friends, trading don't make problems to both WDU and Ventrell. We can trade! And I think restarant wouldn't be a problem.
@SimplyElegant is the reason you denied our restaurant, because of your theocratic government prohibiting the consumption of certain foods? To be honest the meatball is made from a mixture of different livestock
@ZealousKestrel no.
Shoot down. Yup!
@SimplyElegant like id prefer if you intercepted my aircraft then shooting them down
@ZealousKestrel I didn’t send any units
@SimplyElegant what ?
@Chunkycheese so?
I bought a starter pack on the gaijin store!
@ZealousKestrel uhh
What…
@Chunkycheese the B-2 spirit is one of the most expensive aircrafts in the world and it costs 2 billion, you need to lower that thing's price by a large margin
@ZealousKestrel eh I mean it can blow up an aircraft with like one slug, but the cost I was joking it’s about 40 billion dollars each
@Chunkycheese you know, i made the guns on the Sentry fire slow because they had high damage, enough to not need a fast spray of bullets in most situations
@ZealousKestrel btw check how fuckin fast the cannon fires on the y-95f
@ZealousKestrel don’t worry we got a discount from the Japanese cause I am Japanese
@Chunkycheese 130 billion is just too much
@ZealousKestrel recheck the message
@Chunkycheese $130 million is less than $177 million