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Hello there

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Howdy, I’m Cabbage. I’m a cadet officer in the Civil Air Patrol and plan to fly as a career. I like to sketch, game, and procrastinate on schoolwork. I’m here to build planes and have fun.

My SimplePlanes portfolio mainly includes fictional Cold-War era inspired tactical aircraft, emergency vehicles, and meme posts. I don’t really specialize in anything or strive to maintain a consistent style, quality, or quantity, that burns me out rather quickly.

If you need help with anything just message me.

Please direct questions, comments, concerns, feedback, hate mail, and death threats to my office (SP Link)

KISS:
Keep It Simple Stupid
-Kelly Johnson

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Random About Me:

Some aircraft I love: F-117, AH-64D, F-3, F-104, MiG-21, RC-135, OH-58, XFV-12, F-20, SGS-233, and early 707s with them smokey engines and water injection, just about anything that Kelly Johnson and mah boi Ben Rich were involved in.

Some aircraft I hate: anything made by Burt Rutan, stealth F-14 concepts, Sea Vixen.

Currently in love with: Su-27, J-16.

I always read your comments on my posts, but I may not respond or react to them

The best nap I ever had was on the concrete floor of a quonset hut at the US Army Disney training center in Artemus, KY.

First powered solo on Thursday, June 22nd, 2023, in a C172R

aka Professor Wisconsin according to TheTomatoLover

I have 33+ pages of unlisted posts (very normal)

According to the Lando Furry Scale, I am not a furry.

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Projects:

Near Complete:
- X-258 (F-104d with s e v e r a l liveries) (am lazy)

WIP and plan to publish:
- Py's Glock-19 gen3
- X-295 (need empennage, wing re-work, general details)

Requests:
- WSO
- Alphonse A-22
- Publish the X-258
- CAP Huey
- Ford Interceptor Utility
- Lucy spacecraft

Planned/Prospective:
- Catgirl WSO (planomnomnom special)
- Catgirl (forklift certified)
- Berkeley County Public Works AS350 with 2.75in rockets
- b4VL “Ellie-O” Unmarked Chevrolet Traverse
- Finnish Fast Action Response Team vehicle
- Lifted CSP unmarked Ford Interceptor Utility
- Shelf Defense (lego functions)
- NCSP Wasp
- late challenge entries (like years late)
- 3d printable 4/5 scale Aim-9L
- simple(ish) EW/ECM imitating mechanical system
- Anti on skateboard?????
- Kelly’s circus baby: the P-80 Shooting Star

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remind me to read this on Monday or something

behold, a man

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I am in no way related to the Wisconsin State Patrol. My actions, ideas, and opinions do not reflect those of the Wisconsin State Patrol.