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Hello there

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Howdy, I’m Cabbage. I am a cadet officer in the Civil Air Patrol, I work in an ice cream shop, and I plan to fly as a career. I like to sketch, play games, and procrastinate on schoolwork. I’m here to build planes and have fun.

My SimplePlanes portfolio mainly includes fictional Cold-War era inspired tactical aircraft, emergency vehicles, and meme posts. I don’t really specialize in anything or strive to maintain a consistent style, quality, or quantity, I just kinda go with the flow whenever I get motivation to build.

If you need help with anything, just message me.

Please direct questions, comments, concerns, feedback, hate mail, and death threats to my office (SP Link)

KISS:
Keep It Simple Stupid
-Kelly Johnson

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Random About Me:

Some aircraft I love: F-117, AH-64D, F-3, F-104, MiG-21, RC-135, OH-58, XFV-12, F-20, SGS-233, and early 707s with them smokey engines and water injection, just about anything that Kelly Johnson and mah boi Ben Rich were involved in.

Some aircraft I hate: anything made by Burt Rutan, stealth F-14 concepts, Sea Vixen.

Currently in love with: Su-27, J-16.

I always read your comments on my posts, but I may not respond or react to them

The best nap I ever had was on the concrete floor of a quonset hut at the US Army Disney training center in Artemus, KY.

First powered solo on Thursday, June 22nd, 2023, in a C172R

aka Professor Wisconsin according to TheTomatoLover

I have 33+ pages of unlisted posts (very normal)

According to the Lando Furry Scale, I am not a furry.

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Projects:

Near Complete:
- X-258 (F-104d with s e v e r a l liveries) (am lazy)

WIP and plan to publish:
- Py's Glock-19 gen3
- X-295 (need empennage, wing re-work, general details)

Requests:
- WSO
- Alphonse A-22
- Publish the X-258
- CAP Huey
- Ford Interceptor Utility
- Lucy spacecraft

Planned/Prospective:
- Catgirl WSO (planomnomnom special)
- Catgirl (forklift certified)
- Berkeley County Public Works AS350 with 2.75in rockets
- b4VL “Ellie-O” Unmarked Chevrolet Traverse
- Finnish Fast Action Response Team vehicle
- Lifted CSP unmarked Ford Interceptor Utility
- Shelf Defense (lego functions)
- NCSP Wasp
- late challenge entries (like years late)
- 3d printable 4/5 scale Aim-9L
- simple(ish) EW/ECM imitating mechanical system
- Anti on skateboard?????
- Kelly’s circus baby: the P-80 Shooting Star

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remind me to read this on Monday or something

behold, a man

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I am in no way related to the Wisconsin State Patrol. My actions, ideas, and opinions do not reflect those of the Wisconsin State Patrol.