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  • Why can't I grab the joysticks? 2.1 years ago

    Not sure if its possible to fix this. Very cool that your school has the EDU version though

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  • Free Candy Van 2.1 years ago

    @LM0418 according to him yes. he was out walking in our neighborhood when a white chevy van drove up and the driver asked him to get in. He ran away of course, he was like 12 at the time so he wasn't stupid. He told me it happened, I think it was on the news but I never really got any proof that it actually happened.

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  • Free Candy Van 2.1 years ago

    My friend actually almost got kidnapped by somebody in one of these

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  • Goodbye every one 2.1 years ago

    Please refer to this comment . Stirring up drama will not make people upvote or follow you, it will only make people want to ignore you. Like I said in that post, make something cool and then people might start to pay attention to you.

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  • Something 2.2 years ago

    Why are all of the words capitalized? It's pretty distracting.

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  • Anyone else Homeschooled? 2.3 years ago

    yes
    I go to a pretty big co-op where I take a few classes. Then I go home and do homework all week. It's a good life.

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  • Fighter bomber 2.3 years ago

    8/10 flies or drives well
    8/10 unique
    10/10 created in a short amount of time
    5/10 high quality build
    5/10 useful
    10/10 paint scheme
    0/10 Funky Trees and other complicated technical stuff
    Congratulations, you get 9 upvotes!

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  • New features 2.3 years ago

    @phrongus we do not speak of such things brother

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  • The Truth is 2.3 years ago

    I had that happen to a 10+ year old laptop

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  • Stepping Down 2.3 years ago

    @markola @BeastHunter SimpleRocks2, lol

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  • Tutorial Pain 2.3 years ago

    Calvin & Hobbes reference = epic

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  • New features 2.3 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester i don't think you realize what those initials stand for...

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  • Unpopular Opinion 2.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming @BeastHunter we gather here today to celebrate the life of the one named "ICEY"
    crowd starts screaming and pointing as a man with an AK-47 slowly rises from the coffin he is laying in

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  • Giga Chad AI Enemy 2.4 years ago

    Jundroo needs to start putting these into the game.

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  • A Post Stall Maneuvering Honda Civic ? ! ? 2.4 years ago

    @BeastHunter you can say it if you are referring to the car, there's nothing they can do about it. IF you post a vehicle or sometimes a video that includes an actual honda vehicle, you may have problems.

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  • Tera Chad Kicking Fish 2.4 years ago

    next: metachad

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  • I Am On The SimplePlanes Wikipedia lol 2.5 years ago

    I feel like it should talk about Hypnotoad and SpicyNinja, the two most legendary players to walk this earth

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  • Tic tac toe 2.6 years ago

    Me when I try and make Doom

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  • What does "Hellkeska" mean? 2.6 years ago

    @Scratchoza hellfirekoder

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  • Ask me a question 2.6 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Ich würde einen Witz über deine Mutter machen, aber Kühe sind in meinem Land heilig

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  • German Sherman 2.6 years ago

    It is the time that we spend that give us the illusion we are enjoying ourselves, although the enjoyment itself is the realization that time does not apply. The paradox of enjoyment over time was only realized after a complete transformation of what was previously believed to be true.
    -Sir Melvin Clatsworth Edmundson III

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  • Meet Spot 2.6 years ago

    If this doesn’t get into a community feature I’m going to throw a large brick though Jundroo’s office with a friendly yet menacing message


    And yes I know where Jundroo’s office is


    No I live in Kentucky it’s way too far away to actually do that


    Take my upvote

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  • 00 KL-1016 natural killer 2.6 years ago

    Yeah I’m a, natural born killer

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  • Minecraft Battleship 2.7 years ago

    hmm... block...

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  • 2022 Batmobile 2.7 years ago

    The car in the movie is a fully custom body on a probably custom frame, although the entire thing draws heavy inspiration from 80s muscle cars such as the Ford Mustang.

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  • Player content of the month 15 days ago

    @Vincent Aren't you just unemployed at this point

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  • What music you listen while building a plane? 16 days ago

    Electronica is great for when I just want to chill and focus. Usually I’m not a huge fan of all the beeps and boops and pure synth music like you’d typically associate with electronic music, I like stuff that’s a little more organic like Four Tet or Bonobo. I also like some weirder music, like Burial or older DJ Shadow. People who like Minecraft music can probably appreciate a lot of this stuff (Aphex Twin also has some chill bangers)

    If you like hip hop A Tribe Called Quest is amazing for this because it’s chill but it’s still fun to listen and sing along to

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  • Follow me on YouTube . 18 days ago

    Advertisinnnggg !!!11 🤯🤯🤯

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  • This is a test of creating a post from Linux terminal on a kindle Fire I bought for 10 dollars. Please ignore this, entering a title seems to work but entering the body of stuff (including comments) does not. Will delete soon. 18 days ago

    @V you can only root certain models, this one is not capable of that for some reason. I did use Fire Toolbox to try and debloat it a little bit, I got rid of the lock screen ads and added Aurora Store so I can get any android app that's on the Play Store without signing in. The terminal is an app called Termux that apparently can interact with the device the same way a typical Linux terminal would (Fire OS= custom android = extremely custom Linux kernel). Right now I'm trying to use it for computer vision to try and make a drowning detection system for my local pool.

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  • International Scout 800 22 days ago

    @CKKI I’ve never ridden in it, but it is super cool. Here’s a picture of it in action, just for reference this is my uncle driving it about 30 years ago and my grandpa still takes it out on the trails every once in a while. I think this is a film photo as well, which is kinda sick.

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  • Your very own pocket pet one month ago

    @Boeing727200F try vpn
    (virtual power nugget)

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  • Tesla Cybertruck (Texas Edition) one month ago

    this didn't age well

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  • Me attempt to learn Unity Engine one month ago

    ooh dats nice

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  • Do you guys genuinely like me as a person 2 months ago

    your a terrible person
    water freezes at your iq level
    if they put your brain in a dog it would moo
    I bet you say "see you later" and not "see you tomorrow" when its past midnight
    you could lose a density competition to a bag of rocks
    i bet if I poured milk in your brain it would sound like a bowl of rice crispies
    your parents had you for the tax writeoff
    your brain's so aerodynamic NASA wants to disect you

    jk there's nothing wrong with you if anyone says otherwise they have the skin thickness of a mango and it's their problem not yours

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  • SimplePlanes Builds in SimplePlanes 2!!! 2 months ago

    AI TRAFFIC????

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  • [FSB] Flex Glue Clear Glass Boat 2 months ago

    Fun fact, that picture's circumstances are mostly illegal, at least according to the AI search results, he's only doing a couple things right.

    To take a boat on the ocean, you need to meet the U.S. Coast Guard's requirements for safety equipment. These requirements include: [1, 2, 3]

    Personal flotation devices (PFDs)

    Each person on board needs a Coast Guard-approved PFD that's the right size for them. Children 12 and under must wear a PFD on a moving boat. [3, 4, 5]

    Visual distress signals

    You need at least three devices for daytime use and three for nighttime use. These can be pyrotechnic devices, like flares, or non-pyrotechnic devices, like an orange flag and an electric SOS light. [1, 2, 6]

    Fire extinguishers

    The number and type of fire extinguishers you need depends on the age and size of your boat. [7]

    Sound signaling devices

    Boats 39.4 feet or less need a whistle, handheld air horn, or installed horn. Larger boats need a device that can be heard for one mile. [7]

    Navigation lights

    Recreational boats need to display navigation lights from sunset to sunrise. [7]

    Other equipment

    You also need a medical kit, anchor, bailing device, and a copy of the Inland Navigation Rules. [1, 4]

    Generative AI is experimental.

    [1] https://www.westmarine.com/west-advisor/DIY-Safety-Equipment.html[2] https://hamiltonmarine.com/safety-requirements-for-recreational-boats/[3] https://www.boatus.org/study-guide/equipment/required[4] https://www.discoverboating.com/resources/boat-safety-checklist-safety-equipment[5] https://www.discoverboating.com/resources/us-coast-guard-requirements-for-boats[6] https://www.boatus.org/equipment[7] https://www.progressive.com/lifelanes/boat-safety-equipment-checklist/

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  • It seems like there are no rules about face reveals 3 months ago

    Anyways about face reveals, to be perfectly honest facial recognition is a possibility, if your information is out there and can be linked to a face (driver's license, unrelated social media, etc) you could get doxxed and someone could find your location. Of course this could happen at some point in your life anyway, most people have Instagram, Facebook, or Snapchat and this could just as easily happen on those platforms, but here if you can avoid linking your identity with this site it's probably best. If you want to do it that's obviously up to you, but there is the question of what could happen to you. Do you have enemies? Do people care? Could someone steal your identity? Hurt you? Insult you? You'll probably be fine, but there are 5 billion people that use the internet and any one of them could be someone with very, very bad intentions.

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  • Simple Planes off of a DVD? Seems legit. 3 months ago

    Reminds me of when I ran Rec Room off of an iPod. Not an iPod touch, like a 16 gigabyte thingy meant for playing music. It actually worked pretty well. Rec Room was an odd choice though, I'll admit.

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  • Lasers? 3 months ago

    Just set a gun's velocity and firerate very high and edit the color, then set the damage pretty low. bit glitchy but not too hard to pull off and it really feels like a laser.

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  • Website Update 3 months ago

    We’ve been testing 2FA internally and are now rolling it out to a limited group of players, starting with those who have at least 25,000 points.

    yay free superiority complex!

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  • CHESS (Fully Working) 3 months ago

    Already a unique concept, but the execution is amazing. That auto-camera...
    chef's kiss.

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  • Let's rename SimplePlanes 2 3 months ago

    Atmosphere: Simplified Block-Based Aircraft Building System Also Applicable to Ground and Naval Vehicles, Among Other Things

    ASBBABSAAGNVAOT for short

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  • Website Suggestions for SP2 4 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Probably won't happen because server costs, as of right now they're probably paying like 15 grand a year for both the JNO and SP websites, adding the ability for randos to upload as many pictures as they want on the site would only make that go up. That said I do know a method to host unlimited pictures on the website using a single post using an unintended method. If you'd like to figure out how, tag me on an unlisted because I don't want to publicize this information (again, server costs go up if the website has to handle a lot of media)

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  • [Question] how did you guys come up with your sp account's username? 4 months ago

    mine was my real name with some numbers at the end, but I wanted something shorter

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  • How da hell do you start a car? 4 months ago

    bro is quite committed to this plot arc

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  • How do i make Cinematic angles 5 months ago

    There's lots of ways, you can attach them together with very springy (and very long) invisible springs, for ground shots you can rig the vehicles so they only go one direction when spawned as AI, above all else use cockpit cameras put down on the ground with the setting "always look at cockpit" turned on. Additionally some builds exist that are meant solely as camera rigs.

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  • Pagani Utopia 7 months ago

    Ooooo pretty

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  • September 11 building is not allowed? 7 months ago

    @TheMouse memorial builds are fine as far as I can tell, but just making an empty post as a memorial or something is 100% spam

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  • If a plane is on a Conveyor belt can it fly? 8 months ago

    There's no airflow over the wings. Like hpgbproductions said, the plane might roll forward a little bit, but nowhere near fast enough to take off.

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