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  • Idea: Make A GLaDOS-ish robot 4 months ago

    foot

  • Updated Photographer's Map 4 months ago

    @alexJgameYTukraine000000 should theoretically be fixed, lmk if it doesn't work

  • Updated Photographer's Map 4 months ago

    @alexJgameYTukraine000000 hmm, let me try updating the link

    +1
  • Why I like simpleplanes but in an almost unrecognisable language and accent 4 months ago

    goobidy gop blakan sood renah cruncdy polodobot

    +1
  • Why I wasn't online much yesterday 4 months ago

    bros using his whole vocabulary for this one

    +1
  • Press F to salute to me 4 months ago

    b

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 4 months ago

    @Graingy and loopholes, and technicalities.
    meth and weed, respectively

  • SkyWolf SE VII 4 months ago

    @AeroSultan honestly it flies pretty well, sure its a bit twitchy but that's because it has a lot of control surface and wing area (because its a biplane) and yeah it'll stall if you push it up too far but then again so will a real plane. Plus those "egregiously inadequate" guns are all they had in the early 1900s. It's supposed to be a realistic replica of a WW1 plane and it's doing a good job at that.

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 4 months ago

    @Graingy probably true

  • FriedPC.drive experience 4 months ago

    overheating brakes on anything not going 100+ mph is crazy

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 4 months ago

    @Graingy the terms of service say differently.

    link

    You may not have more than one account, and only one user name for your use of any Service.

    again, I don't think they actually care

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 4 months ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 terms of service, not the rules

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 4 months ago

    @Graingy technically alts are against the terms of service, which is strange since it is not enforced (there are moderators with alt accounts)

    point is they likely aren't going to be adding features that encourage something that's against the TOS

    +1
  • Website Suggestions for SP2 4 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Probably won't happen because server costs, as of right now they're probably paying like 15 grand a year for both the JNO and SP websites, adding the ability for randos to upload as many pictures as they want on the site would only make that go up. That said I do know a method to host unlimited pictures on the website using a single post using an unintended method. If you'd like to figure out how, tag me on an unlisted because I don't want to publicize this information (again, server costs go up if the website has to handle a lot of media)

    +2
  • my first plane 4 months ago

    That is some threatening auto credit right there

  • Wright Island is now in Minecraft. 4 months ago

    @Randomplayer sorry, I don't think I have the file anymore if it was deleted from my Google Drive

    also it's PC only

  • Wright Island in Minecraft: Update 3 4 months ago

    @Randomplayer its been done for a while, check my forum post history

  • What is your phone 4 months ago

    @Boeing727200F Apple's "planned obsolecense" is them decreasing the amount of power allowed to be used since batteries tend to have lower capacities after lots of charge/usage cycles. Since your battery is six years old at this point, your phone is probably using a fraction of the power it used to when your phone was new. Get a new battery and your performance will jump up a ton. Maybe not quite what it was when it was new (newer OSes are harder to run), but it will be a lot better than it is now. A replacement is 30 bucks, plus whatever it costs to hire someone to fix it if you aren't confident in your DIY skills.

  • What is your phone 4 months ago

    I have an iphone 12, roughly the same as or maybe a little worse @V in overall experience but pretty similar in terms of specs


    device and model: iphone 12
    chipset: Apple A14 Bionic (about 9% faster than the snapdragon 8 gen 2 but about 12% slower in multithread, single thread is what matters for most stuff)
    RAM: 4 gigs (oof, that's bad, even by the standards of a four year old device, probably also the differentiating factor in terms of SP performance)
    storage: 256 gigs (Apple walked my parents up the ladder, what can I say)
    screen: 6.1 inch OLED (technically worse but the Apple XDR displays are very high quality)
    camera: mediocre by today's standards

    @V your specs are mid, iphone 16 pro is better >:)
    does math
    wait, that's not right!
    this phone is half the price and the differences are only really the questionable implementation of local large language models and preference in operating system!
    Impossible!

  • Arturia Minilab 3 4 months ago

    @ToeTips yes of course

  • [Question] how did you guys come up with your sp account's username? 4 months ago

    mine was my real name with some numbers at the end, but I wanted something shorter

    +2
  • What I'm scared about SP2 4 months ago

    That's already a budget(ish) phone and it's two years old already, by the time SP2 even comes to android (likely another 2 years) its gonna be a potato. I'd start saving, if you can manage to save like $20-30 a month you can have a really nice phone by then

    orrr get a PC and you can play SP2 at launch...

    +1
  • How da hell do you start a car? 4 months ago

    bro is quite committed to this plot arc

    +2
  • TEXT CODING QUESTION :D 4 months ago

    @overlord5453 only certain values work, if I remember correctly #FF makes it 100% opaque while #00 is the lowest value. Then it goes up in increments of 22 I believe until like 88

    Edit: According to the resource
    I was right, except after #88 there is #CC, #AA. and then #FF.

    +1
  • Cookie Clicker 2.0 4 months ago

    the pickle has spoken

    +1
  • TEXT CODING QUESTION :D 4 months ago

    @overlord5453 I think the second one works, I think the first one will technically have it be just a tiny bit transparent

    +1
  • How do i make Cinematic angles 5 months ago

    There's lots of ways, you can attach them together with very springy (and very long) invisible springs, for ground shots you can rig the vehicles so they only go one direction when spawned as AI, above all else use cockpit cameras put down on the ground with the setting "always look at cockpit" turned on. Additionally some builds exist that are meant solely as camera rigs.

    +2
  • Nice Catch! Nice Catch! NiceCatch! 5 months ago

    Me when webfishing

    +1
  • I hate necks and collarbones 6 months ago

    Where does one grow up using miles and kilograms

  • WEBSITE UPDATE SUGGESTION :DD 6 months ago

    maybe like how it is on YouTube though, you have to upload a normal thumbnail but if you hover it will show a GIF? that would be sick but the jundroo servers might explode

    +3
  • Types of SimplePlanes users 6 months ago

    ok so what am I

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 6 months ago

    @Mahoots it’s blocked in some countries, I might try and reupload them later but I may not have the time

  • Graingy PSA: Just FYI if you push someone into Platinum you own their soul 6 months ago

    @IceCraftGaming oh yeah I forgot about that

    +1
  • Graingy PSA: Just FYI if you push someone into Platinum you own their soul 6 months ago

    @Graingy Ah I see. What do I get for pushing a person to gold? Silver?

    +1
  • Graingy PSA: Just FYI if you push someone into Platinum you own their soul 6 months ago

    @Graingy small portion of yours, a small portion of ToeTips, and all of @HuskyDynamics01's soul. Pretty high quality, I dare say.

    I'm sure someone else is in there but I've forgotten.

  • Incognito Spy Van 6 months ago

    @KOOLKIDZ88YT thanks for the kind words! Yeah its a little rough around the edges but you can 100% make some tweaks to it to make it fly a lot better. if you do, feel free to post since I'm sure plenty of people would be interested in that.

  • Graingy PSA: Just FYI if you push someone into Platinum you own their soul 6 months ago

    yeah I got a couple souls in my portfolio. I'll sell...
    (in a menacing voice)
    For the right price.

  • realistic F-104 6 months ago

    I like how it still flies.

  • Incognito Spy Van 6 months ago

    @KOOLKIDZ88YT this is one of my old builds that doesn’t fly very well, I’d recommend adding some vertical stabilizers to it. After that, just make sure you use Pitch to move forward a little bit and Yaw to keep yourself going in a straight line. Like I said, it flies pretty badly, but with a little patience it works pretty well.

  • This will replace the Rickroll. 6 months ago

    @Eggplant I don’t think it’s too bad musically, but dang the lyrics are god awful

    +1
  • 0.9 gallon Challenge? Nah, I’d win. 6 months ago

    @Graingy overload ruined most of the challenges. The WW2 challenges are pretty much useless since you can juice up the props and guns to be better than the modern alternatives lol

    +1
  • The tenth anniversary of the launch of SP is tomorrow! 6 months ago

    @F16xl yea people in Europe do it differently from the US

  • The tenth anniversary of the launch of SP is tomorrow! 6 months ago

    That isn’t true, it’s December 10th. You’ve got your mm/dd backwards buddy

    +1
  • What should I use my money for instead of a CyberTruck? 6 months ago

    8,214 bags of pizza rolls and a couple hot wheels cars

    +1
  • How would a 0 point user upvote a non-curated craft? 7 months ago

    They can add it to their favorites from here, or follow people and get spotlights, then they can use it on their headset regardless of curation status. I don’t own the VR version, but I’ve played it quite a bit on a friend’s headset.

  • someone please make this in SP lol 7 months ago

    @crazyplaness yeah that thing with the canvas is kinda stupid, like that was never gonna work

    The principle does work though, the plane could take off in theory

  • Can you Figure it out? 7 months ago

    @L1nus I mean yeah, the guy’s sketchy. But moderators exist for a reason. Report the thing as stolen, they’ll see it and if they agree they’ll take it down. I assume you did that. It’s honestly right to be mad. They took your hard-earned work and they should be punished for it. But trying to make a public statement about it might not be the right way to go. this is something that silverwolf himself said. It’s annoying but they have report systems and Jundroo’s email for a reason.

  • Can you Figure it out? 7 months ago

    Why stir up drama though? If you’ve got beef with a person irl do you stand on a stage and announce that you don’t like them? Suspicious maybe, but has this person gotten away with anything blatantly against the rules? You’ve got 100K points you should do better than this no offense