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  • Lasers? 3 months ago

    Just set a gun's velocity and firerate very high and edit the color, then set the damage pretty low. bit glitchy but not too hard to pull off and it really feels like a laser.

    +2
  • Website Update 3 months ago

    We’ve been testing 2FA internally and are now rolling it out to a limited group of players, starting with those who have at least 25,000 points.

    yay free superiority complex!

    +2
  • [ARCHIVE] Northrop YF-24 'Darkstar' 3 months ago

    @YarisSedan I could maybe do a few, but I'm very hesitant since it requires a lot of network traffic and I'd feel bad about it

    +1
  • CHESS (Fully Working) 3 months ago

    Already a unique concept, but the execution is amazing. That auto-camera...
    chef's kiss.

    +2
  • Ship Building ahshahakhdkahdoEWHFOHTAHE4OHCOERHCO 3 months ago

    now that right there is clean

    +1
  • PZL-Mielic M-15 "Belphegor" 3 months ago

    Mod, you should make a mod.

  • Never say a bad word, or you'll get banned 3 months ago

    they're fine with swearing for the most part, but the n word is a racial slur that no one should really be saying, on or off this website.

    +5
  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 3 months ago

    @MSLITecnik latest one should work fine, I will point out that this guide was written a year ago so there might be some small inconsistencies.

  • CHESS (Fully Working) 3 months ago

    this in multiplayer would be amazing

    +1
  • Been a while, Welcome Back! 3 months ago

    everybody gangsta till they get molten candle wax on their hand (it hurts like fire)

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 3 months ago

    @MSLITecnik ok so switch SP to windowed mode then open up On-Screen Keyboard. It should have a home key so you can rebind what opens Reshade. I googled a picture of your keyboard and it looks like no, you aren't going crazy, there is indeed no home key on that laptop.

  • What's a good phone that can access data in files 3 months ago

    any iphone will let you do it, I'm sure there are plenty of androids out there as well but I'm only familiar with iPhones
    According to some random samsung help forum I found, this is the only app that actually supports accessing app data, not sure if it works anymore but it's worth trying that rather than spending hundreds on a new phone. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.lonelycatgames.Xplore

    it's a shame, lots of people who like Android say it's more open, but these days that's getting harder to believe

  • Y'all still standing? 3 months ago

    yeah yeah yeah

  • Guys I have a Lumine infestation 3 months ago

    send the Desktop Goose after them

    +1
  • [ARCHIVE] Northrop YF-24 'Darkstar' 3 months ago

    @StockPlanesRemastered yeah this plane doesn't fly all that well or have an interior which by modern standards makes it extremely mediocre, but then you realize that this was made without a lot of the features we use this day. What an absolutely legendary player, shame he deleted his account.

    +1
  • Cheat Menu 3 months ago

    @AeroSultan There's a lot of misinformation out there about mod compatibility on Android. Some maps technically still work, but it's not officially supported and the creators have to use outdated mod tools. Mod support with scripts relies on Mono, a scripting backend for Unity, but that backend is only 32-bit. Google won't let you use 32-bit features, so Jundroo removed official mod support. That means this particular mod would be incompatible no matter how hard its creator tried. Additionally this game is like ten years old and is no longer being updated, so they probably aren't going to be implementing the brand new 64-bit version of mono into their 2-year old unity build since that's probably going to cause a crazy amount of bugs. Mod support on iOS has never been a thing due to terms of service, some games like Minecraft have specialized ways of doing it but in SP you're basically adding a whole new chunk of stuff straight into the game itself rather than loading external resource packs.

    all of this is just objective facts, other than the thing about them not adding mod support (which is highly informed speculation that is all but proven to be true) so please don't try and argue with me
    (im a sensitive boi)

    +5
  • OZR-17 Obliterator 3 months ago

    dang, no comments after 2 years. weird.

  • Cheat Menu 3 months ago

    @Dissent3R 2 reasons I doubt it will get taken down:
    1: you could already steal builds, since the game had to be running an aircraft file anyway it was somewhere on your computer anyway and there was probably some way you could access it anyway.
    2. The multiplayer mod is an unofficial addition to the game and they don't actually moderate it or anything.
    3. plus there are ways to steal unlisteds anyway, the site doesn't verify accessing links anyway so it's very much possible to access people's unlisteds without them knowing.

    +1
  • The Holy Trinity of Hypercars 3 months ago

    @ConvoyPerson yeah look at the url. That goes up 1 number at a time.

  • can anybody give me camo tips??? 3 months ago

    Best way is to make the whole aircraft then start slicing and painting fuselage parts to make the transitions smooth. You can do it as you go I suppose but it's going to be like a jigsaw puzzle.

  • fish 3 months ago

    ghoti

  • Basic chassis I 3 months ago

    how old were you when you made this lol

  • does anyone still have my actual first ever build? 3 months ago

    @YarisSedan ok I'll be totally honest, I've tried so many things, python scripts, messing around with the site backend, and I haven't been able to find it. If you could somehow find a link, like maybe if you have the "hottest" page on the day you posted it or something in the wayback machine and get the link that way I could get the aircraft for you, but I have been unsuccessful trying to reverse engineer my way into finding your plane.

    again, try wayback machine, if you really want this look through all the captures of the site you can find around may/june 2021 and your first plane might be there somewhere. If you can get me that link I can get your plane no problem, but as of right now I have had zero luck through that method or other methods.

    +1
  • The Holy Trinity of Hypercars 3 months ago

    fun fact: this is the 2 millionth post on this site. This includes forums, bios, and aircraft.

  • Y'all ever have more fun playing with a WIP build than actually working on it? 3 months ago

    there's gotta be some shenanigans you can do to limit travel, bumpstops or something. I think I saw someone use winches once.

  • does anyone still have my actual first ever build? 3 months ago

    also the date could maybe be extremely useful

    +1
  • does anyone still have my actual first ever build? 3 months ago

    could you give me the name and the notification link? Name should be in the email if you have that

    If I can find the report page (you can access that with the 7 digit post id) we should be golden

    +1
  • Cheat Menu 3 months ago

    how has this never been a thing. I can already see this hitting most popular mods page.

    I assume it's basically just using a GUI to trigger console commands? Crazy that no one's made this before.

  • Snowstone Gazette (08 January 2025) 3 months ago

    HALF LIFE 3 REFERENCE AAAAAAAAA
    ITS CONFIRMED

    +1
  • Fun Fact: you can access planes that you deleted or removed 3 months ago

    yeah you can do other stuff by messing around with the backend too, jundroo.blob.core.windows.net hosts all the aircraft images and files so with a little poking around you could maybe find something interesting.

    Also if you have the aircraft ID you can download the xml of any plane ever made, but I'm not going to share how since it requires an abnormal amount of server use to accomplish.

    Additionally this trick seems to work regardless of how old a post is.

  • does anyone still have my actual first ever build? 3 months ago

    @YarisSedan could you drop any urls you have? I hear there are ways to download xml of deleted aircrafts but its unreliable

    +1
  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 3 months ago

    @ShinyGemsBro same here, I have a crippling skill issue on top of a general laziness preventing me from making anything halfway decent

  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 3 months ago

    dang that's a very nice bomb effect. I thought this was just a custom bomb with explosion scale set really high.

  • Moving Food Challenge (CLOSED) Prizes distributed. 3 months ago

    I don't want to participate since I think this is ineligible since I made it a long time ago and I don't want to make it a successor, but I would like to mention the flying sentient giant pickle I made a while back

    +1
  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 3 months ago

    @V yeah I figured that it won't handle that too well, my main concern was for it to be able to handle testing concepts on the go. Anyway, let me know if you need my help, I'd love to contribute.

  • Playable Cookie Clicker 4 months ago

    fourth most popular minigame. I am happy.

  • [MINIGAME] SP site simulator 4 months ago

    brother there is no way this deserves 35 upvotes and is more popular than a lot of actual minigames :(

  • Forest Floor 4 months ago

    simpol pleyn

  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 4 months ago

    I would be down for sure if you're interested in having me as an editor, I don't have discord though if that's a dealbreaker. I would be willing to set up or help set up an unlisted mod as a chatroom for us though, that would work in the native SP website ecosystem and allow adding and removing contributors.

    qualifications/resume, i.e. the role I see myself in

    • 2.6 years of game experience (at least 300 hours afaik)

    • good english (makes me capable of making grammatical corrections, etc. freeing up the people with unfathomable skills such as PlaneFlightX and hgbbproductions to contribute in that area)

    • knowledge of funky trees, modding, and reshade, which could be handy

    • powerful computer + serviceable phone

    • well-liked and well-known (I hope) member of community

    • barely enough self control to not make jokes in the document

      I would also like to nominate @IzzyIA for their knowledge of 3D text label shenanigans.

  • Let's rename SimplePlanes 2 4 months ago

    Atmosphere: Simplified Block-Based Aircraft Building System Also Applicable to Ground and Naval Vehicles, Among Other Things

    ASBBABSAAGNVAOT for short

    +2
  • Music that goes hard in military games 4 months ago

    some suggestions for the American section:

    fortunate son
    free bird
    one (by metallica)
    war pigs (black sabbath)
    mighty healthy (ghostface killah)
    C.R.E.A.M (wu-tang clan)
    Bulls on Parade and Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine

  • Shhh,quietly 4 months ago

    I have something similar in Forza, it's such a great car

  • [Allied Operations] SNCS Project Protheus 2000-7 - Snowstone National Constabulary 4 months ago

    the modified eukranoplan goes so hard

    +1
  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 4 months ago

    @Boeing727200F did you try selecting different depth maps? it's the checkboxes in the "add-ons" tab, visible in this picture

  • Does anyone know the origin of this plane? 4 months ago

    reverse image search :P

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 4 months ago

    @Boeing727200F no, it looks pretty sketchy since the website hasn't been updated in ages. I promise the files from there have worked for me and I haven't gotten any viruses or anything yet. I do hear you can go to VirusTotal.com to verify safety of any websites or files you're not sure about.

  • Updated Photographer's Map 4 months ago

    @alexJgameYTukraine000000 no problem man, glad you reminded me since I think I may have deleted and reuploaded the file by accident without changing the link

    +1
  • Who knew sp could look this good? 4 months ago

    real

    the ceiling is so high, like if you can appreciate the beauty of the sunsets and the colors from that its already got a really good aesthetic, but by the time you toss in some Reshade, chef's kiss.