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Turkey Jet-Frier

15.6k Armyguy1534  14 days ago

This is how I cooked my turkey today. With a jet producing 33,720 lbs of thrust, this bird should be done in no time.
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Ever wish you had a faster alternative to frying? Well here is your solution!

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 4 airplane(s) +91 bonus
  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 16.4ft (5.0m)
  • Length 17.0ft (5.2m)
  • Height 9.9ft (3.0m)
  • Empty Weight 2,127,286lbs (964,921kg)
  • Loaded Weight 2,128,339lbs (965,399kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 0.031
  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 2720

Parts

  • Number of Parts 25
  • Control Surfaces 0
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    i should try this at home :)

    2 days ago
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    Can you cook tanks, bombs, ammo cartridges, nukes, even your mom?

    5 days ago
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    Wow! It's pretty darn effective. It only takes 30 seconds for my turkey to be cooked and 15 seconds for my waffle

    5 days ago
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    15 XHH

    too delicious

    9 days ago
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    105 ZK443

    aw f*ck here comes Colinfurze

    +1 9 days ago
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    870 Nutsee

    That's the one way to cremated a food

    10 days ago
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    463 Skyler717

    Awwwwww mann

    10 days ago
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    15.6k Armyguy1534

    @Skyler717 no

    10 days ago
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    463 Skyler717

    Can I use this on my dog

    10 days ago
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    195 DuckPak

    Happy thanksgiving

    10 days ago
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    BurnTurkeyBurn

    10 days ago
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    15.6k Armyguy1534

    @SpencerTreePuncher thank you

    +1 10 days ago
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    I approve this.

    11 days ago
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    oh my...turkey with napalm... or oil... Or fuel. Do not eat a turkey with fuel!

    11 days ago
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    15.6k Armyguy1534

    @Waitwhatno lol

    11 days ago
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    you call yourself american, smoking that meat with a JET ENGINE? no. you don’t. you napalm that baby while the national anthem plays while you play football in the backyard of your american dream house in a suburban neighborhood.

    11 days ago
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    Every one needs this in real life. WARNING: DO NOT STAND CLOSE. COVER EARS. DO NOT USE INSIDE.

    +1 12 days ago
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    15.6k Armyguy1534

    @Syabil it appears to be frozen in time so it doesn't cook normally

    12 days ago
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    2,308 Syabil

    Have you check that chicken? Is it cook or not.

    12 days ago
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    Lolololol

    13 days ago
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    very funny

    13 days ago
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    lol

    13 days ago
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    2,478 BlackBoA

    nais

    13 days ago
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    15.6k Armyguy1534

    @SimpleBoii yep

    13 days ago
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    5,785 SimpleBoii

    Smells good

    +1 13 days ago
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