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Turkey Jet-Frier

26.3k Armyguy1534  6 months ago

This is how I cooked my turkey today. With a jet producing 33,720 lbs of thrust, this bird should be done in no time.
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Ever wish you had a faster alternative to frying? Well here is your solution!


Edit: How does this have 2000+ downloads?

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General Characteristics

  • Successors 4 airplane(s) +105 bonus
  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 16.4ft (5.0m)
  • Length 17.0ft (5.2m)
  • Height 9.9ft (3.0m)
  • Empty Weight 2,127,286lbs (964,921kg)
  • Loaded Weight 2,128,339lbs (965,399kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 0.031
  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 2720

Parts

  • Number of Parts 25
  • Control Surfaces 0
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    1,110 Reaper140

    @Armyguy1534 I did, personally I thought it was great

    one month ago
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    26.3k Armyguy1534

    @Reaper140 tell them to suck it up

    one month ago
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    1,110 Reaper140

    I'm using your turkey to feed my tank crew. They complained about the taste of fuel

    one month ago
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    Why does this remind me of KSP?

    2 months ago
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    1,374 Subnerdica

    IT’S SO BLYATIFUL!

    +1 5 months ago
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    1,374 Subnerdica

    Sweet jeebus yes 🤣

    5 months ago
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    0 Dinan

    @Hibobtwo Yep

    5 months ago
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    0 Dinan

    Can i copy this for my Turkey in real life?

    +1 5 months ago
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    187 Hibobtwo

    i should try this at home :)

    5 months ago
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    Can you cook tanks, bombs, ammo cartridges, nukes, even your mom?

    5 months ago
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    Wow! It's pretty darn effective. It only takes 30 seconds for my turkey to be cooked and 15 seconds for my waffle

    5 months ago
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    15 XHH

    too delicious

    6 months ago
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    540 ZK443

    aw f*ck here comes Colinfurze

    +1 6 months ago
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    1,155 Nutsee

    That's the one way to cremated a food

    6 months ago
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    2,036 Skyler717

    Awwwwww mann

    6 months ago
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    26.3k Armyguy1534

    @Skyler717 no

    6 months ago
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    2,036 Skyler717

    Can I use this on my dog

    6 months ago
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    195 DuckPak

    Happy thanksgiving

    6 months ago
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    BurnTurkeyBurn

    6 months ago
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    26.3k Armyguy1534

    @SpencerTreePuncher thank you

    +1 6 months ago
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    I approve this.

    6 months ago
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    oh my...turkey with napalm... or oil... Or fuel. Do not eat a turkey with fuel!

    6 months ago
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    26.3k Armyguy1534

    @Waitwhatno lol

    6 months ago
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    you call yourself american, smoking that meat with a JET ENGINE? no. you don’t. you napalm that baby while the national anthem plays while you play football in the backyard of your american dream house in a suburban neighborhood.

    6 months ago
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    Every one needs this in real life. WARNING: DO NOT STAND CLOSE. COVER EARS. DO NOT USE INSIDE.

    +1 6 months ago
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