So I go outside (it's now 9PM, dark AF), I go talk to my dad who's searching for something, and we see this big (6-8centimeters) bug, with a bee-like stinger randomly walking around.
Me and my father approach the beast, and, feeling threatened, the monster spreads its yellow long wings, attempting to bring flying death to our house.
With cat-like moves, I grab an nearby Boot of doom, and unleash it's mighty power upon the now airborne demon.
In my finest hour, the creature was crushed into the ground.
I've already searched 2 hours for the monstrous body, but I found nothing.
Tomorrow I...
Oh shet it entered my room!!!
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Then I discovered that there is finally a tank track mod and now I'm happy!!!
Edit: I found out it was this:
It's a yellow jacket
@AWESOMENESS360 yis indeed, and he didn't have a chance, he got crushed and stomped on the ground.
@stig27 was it this guy? If so, then what you saw was an Asian Giant Hornet, good thing you weren't stung, because I've heard that their sting is the equivalent of someone stabbing a red hot needle into your skin.
Run @stig27
@Jetpackturtle ok that I understand
@stig27 yeet
@Jetpackturtle wut
@stig27 @FastDan ecks dee
@ColonelStriker this boi ate my flare gun what do I do now?!
Halp
@BACconcordepilot I didn't need that image in my head
Oof I ate a wasp when I was like 5
@Jetpackturtle Lol!If I had a pocket knife I'm pretty sure that's what I would do with it.
@stig27 Lol, you could just look it up.
The Containment teams are deployed, just pop a yellow flare wherever you are
SCP Foundation is interested.
@FastDan I don't know, but I won't find out by letting it sting me.
I'm a science person, but my health is my health
@ThePilotDude @Jetpackturtle
This is another level of aggression that I didn't knew simpleplanians had.
one time a horsefly landed on a piece of Styrofoam I was using in my lawn and I stabbed it with a pocketknife
@EternalDarkness but have you gotten one smeared all across an RC airplane's windshield? 'cause I have
@stig27 Is it's sting deadly?
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@EternalDarkness also did it once or twice i think.
@FastDan it had a flipping 0.5 sting on his tail!!
What was so dangerous about it?
Yeah that's a japanese wasp thingy, I've seen em a couple times on my crabapple trees.