A good landong is when you can get out of the plane yourself.
A perfect landing is when the plane can be flown one more time.

Under the night
Or light of day
I wanna blast the bridge away

(Me) BF 109: Yak! I need you to get some more coolant!
Yak 9K: Kay!
BF 109: Yak! We need more MG 151 and MK 103 rounds!
Yak 9K: Kay!

Get it?

i should've been playing war thunder right now, but I'm LaGG-ing my arse off..

Girl are you a P-51D Mustang? cus your body is so streamline!

Me: Did you see a raptor went flying over there (in jurassic park)
Person2: yah its f22 raptor.
Person3: your puns are pure cr4p
Me:I admit it

Memes are welcome...
Here's one: If a Boeing 747-400 could carry a space shuttle, I call bull** on overweight luggage fees!

I'm horrible at making puns...

Alright kids, we are going to Tue beechcraft!

Props to you for the funny joke ! @KingDeadshot

I knew a mechanic by the name of Fulcrum. He specialised in MIG welding

When you're friends with an F-111, the General Dynamics tend to be quite good.

@AccipitrisEnterprises ...

DELTA→ Doesnt Ever Leave The Airport

Why did the child study on an airplane? Because he wanted higher education

@DisferGoatz If someone else flew, it wouldn't be Wright!

@RailfanEthan and what happens when a plane flys over a plain? Plaine!

@DisferGoatz Who is the best at making airplane music?
Aerosmith!

A warhawk and a mustang engage in a conversation. The mustang asks "Hey, are you a bird?" And the warhawk replies: "No, I'm the Warhawk!"
Bonus:
A Stuka flys by watching the whole thing.

@KingDeadshot of Corsair it is!

So, a plane walks into a club, and asks where to sit. The waiter says "Go sit in the plain!"

Eve misbehaved today, so you should lockheed up!

Well, my plane flies really high, & everyone has 'High' Expectations on it ;)