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1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury.

121k AWESOMENESS360  3.5 years ago

Here at PyrhPan, we strive to not only remain the visual representation of “Overpowered”, but we also strive to make peace. You see, in any conflict, we are never the first to attack. That would just be unfair. We like to give even our greatest enemies a chance to redeem themselves, either by surrendering to our superiority, or even better, allying with us to further increase not only our own strength, but the strength of those who choose to join us. If you side with PyrhPan, you are protected, you are feared, and you will never need to worry about losing the fight. Hell, you ARE the fight!
Now prove it.

Recently at PyrhPan, air superiority has been one of our greatest focal points in terms of military status, with the HellFox, the XFWB, and the XFWAC trumping all else that enter our airspace, we decided to expand our horizons, and introduce the military to our newest ground vehicle. We were just thinking that the 152mm. GatlingGun KV-2 was getting a bit lonely, being the only ground force vehicle in our arsenal. So we decided to give it a new friend to talk to, the SHMT-1000 “Dominator”, quite possibly the most grandiose tank you’ll ever see. With enough weapons to be considered a small military in it of itself, as the name would suggest, it dominates the land it claims it’s own, and with enough armor to withstand a spike from the US Navy’s strongest Railgun, there’s no chance of any normal ground vehicle to emerge victorious in a fight with this beast. Fitted with a monstrous engine, it can accelerate to a speed of 40+ mph, so while it isn’t as fast as a relatively speedy tank such as the T-14 Armata, speed doesn’t really matter as long as it doesn’t matter how close you are to the enemy, if you wish to destroy them. With not only RailCannons and conventional SPG’s of enormous caliber, but also anti-tank missiles, AND anti-ship missiles, you can prove superiority no matter how far away you are. Hell, the enemy probably doesn’t want to be anywhere near you! Ground targets aren’t the only victims though, as the SHMT also has four Phalanx CIWS AA Guns that will tear apart any air target, such as an aircraft, or even an incoming missile or bomb. To go along with these Phalanx Turrets, the SHMT boasts 24 S.A.M.’s to knock any overconfident little fighter jets out of the sky. These S.A.M.’s can re-establish a lock, even if the aircraft they’re negotiating with decides to use countermeasures. Because of this, the enemy has no choice but to deplete themselves of their flares and/or chaff, and unless they’re incredibly lucky, they’ll most certainly become another scorch mark etched into the ground at high speeds. Trust me, as long as you’re competent enough, you can prove yourself to be untouchable by the opposition.

Again, we bring our kindest regards. If you wish to be notified when we publish this monstrosity, simply leave a “T” in the comment section below.

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    @MobileMobileTheFriendly yee

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    @AWESOMENESS360 yes

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    @MobileMobileTheFriendly thanks, T?

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    This is actually great

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    @AndrewHarrison why yes it does, the Anti-Tank Autoloader Cannon in between the two main RailCannons fires these rounds at a terrifying rate of 2-3 per second!

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    @SuckMint we have a wide selection of deathly flavors, each with their own unique aftertastes and textures. Unfortunately, through our rigorous testing, we’ve noted that all of our subjects are highly allergic to our variety of choices. So allergic, that one would assume it was as if their bodies were hit by some fast, armor penetrating projectile of some sort.

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    @PhantomAviator well you see, here at PyrhPan, our crafts aren’t necessarily designed to fight in nuclear warfare, we don’t partake in the use of nukes, as it violates many war policies. However, the SHMT has been proven to be capable of withstanding the blast of a small nuclear warhead, via testing in a barren, controlled environment.

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    @tsampoy I second that opinion.

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    12.0k Starbound

    Does it come with APFSDS-T rounds?

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    T

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    my A-2 would like to have a word with this tank via low yield nuclear bomb

    Why did i give a plane that barely breaks 400 mph a nuke
    more importantly why did Israel buy it

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    3,611 Dathcha

    Mint please@SuckMint

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    48.7k Wogchamp

    What flavour of die would you like?

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    33.3k tsampoy

    T

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    33.3k tsampoy

    This has to be one of the craziest tanks in existense

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    realistic tanks: this is brilliant.
    this boi right here: but i like this.
    also
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    @TurtlesThatFly y e s

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    l a n d s h i p

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    40.1k 50CalChicken

    @AWESOMENESS360 ok, I just want to try that amazing tank.

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    @50CalChicken I could try to make a mobile friendly version, but unfortunately it would remove a lot of the aesthetic features, and maybe even some weapons too.

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    25.6k OwO

    @AWESOMENESS360 okie dokie

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    @DerpTheSoyacfartala oh don’t worry, we’re all perfectly aware of our power, and it’s not like we’re power hungry or anything, we actually tend to be very casual about most things, and really only take things completely seriously if it’s something that’s actually worth taking seriously, like legal matters or warfare matters.

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    40.1k 50CalChicken

    T
    (And try to make a mobile friendly version)

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    25.6k OwO

    @AWESOMENESS360 i am not going to read all of that
    and sometimes you loose your self from too much power

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    @DerpTheSoyacfartala did I ever say we aren’t smart? Sure there some of us here at PyrhPan that don’t have much compared to others in terms of intelligence, but anything that can’t necessarily be solved by intelligence can easily be solved with power, as long as you have enough of it lol. And about removing our “Gmod guns” of existence, I can always create more, infinitely in fact. There’s not much you can do to stop us if you plan on trying new tactics, as we can easily counteract almost any attack. And besides, there’s quite a lot of technology we have that I haven’t disclosed yet, including vehicles and war machines that I haven’t shared yet, all of which are multitudes stronger than some of the other stuff I’ve mentioned. And it’s not just our own vehicles, aircraft, naval craft, and troops that fight here, it’s all who ally with us, or have assumed alliation via friendliness, these nations include the US, along with the allies of the US, and other nations from different universes that I cannot disclose. Our power reigns across multiple universes, each one in ownership of enough destructive force to bring down an entire planetary system to it’s knees, as long as we supply them with the tools necessary. And with a hive mind switch that allows the highest, most powerful members of PyrhPan to call in everyone in the entire PyrhPan military at once, we can all attack together, with power spread far and wide coming from other universes, each one with their own strengths. However, we’ve never had reason to do this before, like I’m talking trillions upon trillions of unfathomably powerful aircraft, spacecraft, naval vessels, military ground vehicles, along countless people, whether they be from our universe or not, countless species of the same capabilities and intelligence of us, all of which would be impossible to name, since there’s simply too many. While using this hive mind system, every single military force can be controlled at the same time, or by a hyper intelligent AI that attacks anything that gives it a reason to. So with all this being said, let it be a valid reason to not anger the Hivemind, as it will surely not end well, assuming a surrender or implied alliation doesn’t take place.

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