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  • War Thunder Battle UI(free use) 2 months ago

    How to measure distance without the laser range finder.
    1: Find the length of the current enemy, e.g 6.9 Meters.
    2: Find how many mils they take up, e.g 3.
    3: Multiply their length by 1000, so 6900.
    4: Divide that by the amount of mils they take up, so 6900/3
    5: Get the range. 2300 meters.

  • F-14 Tomcat 2 months ago

    I don't know why I find this so humerous

  • Tactical Roomba 2 months ago

    Cleaning the house to a hole new level.

    Kill me

  • [PLAAF] GJ-11 "LIJIAN" UAV 2 months ago

    X-47B 看起來很奇怪地熟悉

  • CH-4 UAV 2 months ago

    China really took the MQ-9 Reaper and Ctrl-C + Ctrl-V

    Fire drone though

  • ZTZ-96 MBT (Full Interior) 2 months ago

    It's always the Asians. Give them 2 hours and they'll recreate half the entire universe in Minecraft ran on a Texas Instruments TI-36.

    +5
  • [unfinished]tsumugi shiraishi ssr06 2 months ago

    We getting virtual restraining orders with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    +1
  • Armored school girl 2 months ago

    Standard American school equipment

    +8
  • FX-FOX04 9 months ago

    4/5. Hard to control with one hand.

    +4
  • FA-37 Gray Wolf 9 months ago

    You had NO business sgiving it a DUMPY bro.

    +1
  • FA-47 Bristol Blenheim 2 9 months ago

    Hey John, let's max out the starter weapo-

  • M50 Ontos 9 months ago

    "Hey, let's let the Marine Corps and a bunch of farmers make military grade equipment. What could go wro-"
    Mississippi Queen

  • Airbus A320 Spirit Airlines 9 months ago

    ...Do I have to pay for this?
    (It's a Spirit airlines joke)

    +1
  • Earth, made out of guns 9 months ago

    America as a planet:

    +1
  • FT Missile Launcher 9 months ago

    "Why are you late young ma-"
    Mississippi Queen

    +1
  • KMS Bismarck 9 months ago

    Hey grandpa check this out....Grandpa...why is your hand raised?

  • "SPIRIT" (Glass Tank) 9 months ago

    You taking the term "glass cannon" too litteraly.

    +2
  • WarThunder - HUD 9 months ago

    No...the grind...it'll never stop...

  • LOW EARTH ORBIT DEFENSE INTERCEPTOR 9 months ago

    My man just dropped the most fire plane and thought we wouldn't notice

    +2
  • Miyu's trash can 9 months ago

    Hey its twitter!

  • OCEAN GATE TITAN. 9 months ago

    Man....I crashed the sub...and I had to let the gravity of the situation...sink in.

  • T58 9 months ago

    @SAINAKAJIMA So a step bro T57 Heavy...niiiice.

  • T58 9 months ago

    In a nutshell, a yoh and a T57 Heavy loved each other so much they fu-

  • M.50/51 "Virtus" 9 months ago

    Looks like it's based off the Centurion from the font view, the turret from the side looks like a Conqueror, the hull looks like its a Chieftain but the driver view port is slapped to the side. And that huge ahh thing on the main cannon reminds me of an M60.

    +1
  • RNVS Violence 9 months ago

    Japanese naval doctrine WW2 in a nutshell

  • Electro Hypostasis 9 months ago

    I can feel the genshin impact coming inside of me

  • UF-58 Advanced one year ago

    @SonsoftheMoth I use it for the most devious, nefarious,mischievous, and most suspicious things imaginable. It's both a curse and blessing. Any aircraft I see I can think up of ANY irl aircraft combo.

    +1
  • GD-TA.1 Tit -Rebuild- one year ago

    This looks like the F-16, F-18, and F-4 Phantom if had a co-op wrestling match in bed.

  • UF-58 Advanced one year ago

    Su 35 x F/A-18 Lemon, WATTPAD

    "F-Flanker-kun?" Hornet said as the blue beast rubbed his hands across her intake. She felt his cold blue canards running down to her engines.
    This can't be, why am I feeling like this? He's my enemy, I'm supposed to destroy him Hornet thought. But something about Flanker was too great to resist. Subconsciously, Hornet always stared at his Thrust Vectoring engines, his 30mm galling gun.
    Hornet tried to push away, but before she could, she felt Flanker push her down onto the carrier deck, cockpit nearly touching hers.
    -Yeah know, fuck this, I dont wanna know how it would work-

  • mobile unfriendly F-15C Oregon Air National Guard one year ago

    Ah, my desires hold me again.. turning its ugly head, spiting me to download any form of anime. Am I akin to R34 artists..? Have I chosen the dark path which I want to walk..? Is this worth the time my parents took to raise me..? Will passion overcome what is right..?I do not know for sure, but I know I am a disappointment. The Asians have created something I too cannot resist. I have won No Njt November, 14 years in a row, but will it end now.? I have fallen from grace, sucked in by a rabbit hole of degeneracy. I apologize on behalf of my ancestors, that I have to end my bloodline. I have managed to beat 3 special sperm cells; a great strategists, a person that could have cured cancer, and the next Elon Musk. God does have his special way of making the world, such as this Goofy anume plane...will he end me with the explosion of my phone.?

    +1
  • Working Windows XP in Simpleplanes one year ago

    Incognito mode got nothing on this!

    +2
  • Northrop F-5E-3 Tiger II Aggressor 'PAK FA' one year ago

    The USAF would like to have a word with you..
    But really though, you make the most intricate, detailed planes in all of SP. I have an uncle which I think flew the F5, and he says yours is pretty realistic. My combined braincells of 0 can't even process the amount of time it must have taken you. I genuinely want to see more of your content, such as (a couple of suggestions) the F-18, F-15,the beautiful F-4, or maybe even the F-22 with public info. If you're ever down in the dump, and can't build anything, just know that there are a bunch of people out there, looking at your work. You as a person have revolutionized the boundaries of SP building.
    You may not see this, but the thought of me writing down to a person that I ACTUALLY look up to makes my day. You my man are underrated, it hurts me almost. I cannot wait to see what future awaits SP when you build.

    +2
  • M113A8 Aero-gavin one year ago

    "Sir, is this air support, ground support, or evac.."

  • SCP-WP-SW.001-A-20191204 one year ago

    "WE MAKING IT OUT OF CONTAINMENT WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 "

  • Baby Chinook one year ago

    "General, she had the fattest dumpy of all time, I couldn't resist"

  • FAL-588 Stealth Biplane Fighter one year ago

    maxes out starter weapon

  • M4 Carbine one year ago

    Showed this to my friends in school!!1!!11

  • FT Missile Launcher one year ago

    This isn't a war crime, this is the entire geneva bible

  • Zubr-class Hovercraft one year ago

    A new ship has crashed into the coast of Alaska. The names of the captains were; "Ho Lee Sheit" "Wong But tan" "Wee Gong Crash"

  • Gundam GP01 Zephyranthes (modified) one year ago

    Hear me out....
    Mechs still have holes....

    +1
  • ArtiElf Type I one year ago

    Hard to play with one hand

  • The Silent Mary one year ago

    The ants after I piss on them

  • AIDC F-CK-1 V one year ago

    :OOOOO
    -100000000000000000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT
    But seriously, W plane

    +2
  • XMH.104 'Amber' one year ago

    This tank is a BLAST

  • Model 16-11 Experimental Cannon one year ago

    "Simple"..HAH

  • RNVS Defiant: Battlecruiser, Serpent Slayer one year ago

    Thanks for giving me a free blanket heater for them cold nights, now my phone isn't useless <3

    +2
  • AMH.45M4 Thunderbolt -Intrepid- one year ago

    cries in update 1.9

  • YOU FLICKED TOO HARD DAMN IT one year ago

    Bouta make me act up 😈 👿

  • Military Humvee one year ago

    "PRIVATE, STOP. FUCKING.SHAKING.YOUR.ASS.IN.FRONT.OF.MY.WINDSHIELD..I CANT SEE SHIT WITH YOUR BAKERY COVERING MY VISION"

    Private John H Winston and Colonel Anita Blackman then proceeded to get ambushed by Habib Akhmud Sudam and his buddies that are a blast to hang out with

  • MBT-100DT/ZERO "Zweihänder" one year ago

    Looks like a KPF-70 Joint MBT project between the USA and Germany