70.3k YourAverageB1BLancerSimp Comments

  • [KE-RP] New Military Programs 13 days ago

    Unity Ding-Dong:
    @DeutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7
    Republic of For-Rants:
    @keiyronelleavgeek566
    Republic of Kinda:
    @aMosquito

  • [KE-RP] New Military Programs 13 days ago

    Socket Onion:
    @DeeganWithABazooka
    Raphaelis Defense:
    @RB107
    Kingdom of Pole-Land:
    @BigHeadEngineering

  • [KE-RP] GB-11B Kite — Improved Multi-Role Fighter 13 days ago

    @Supersoli8 maybe I can make a version with your air force’s insignia and identification with your own desired paint job.

  • [KE-RP] GB-11B Kite — Improved Multi-Role Fighter 13 days ago

    @Supersoli8 ok. I will try and complete it earlier. Do you also want a specialized version? If so what do you want on it?

  • [KE-RP] GB-11B Kite — Improved Multi-Role Fighter 13 days ago

    @Supersoli8 like 3 days maybe

  • LST.Sturmwolf AMFK1A1 [KE-RP] 13 days ago

    @AugustVonMartis it is 1955. The year goes up by one every Friday.

    +1
  • [KE-RP] Enough. 13 days ago

    @Hiimakeplanes the comment got cut off 🥀

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 13 days ago

    @Hiimakeplanes okay. The RP started in 1938, I joined late though in 1940. Everyone had a head start and were already fighting. The Republic of S-Paint changed its name to the Republic of Spin in 1940 and announced their intention to dominate the Mid-It-Terrain-E-Yeah-N Sea. We invaded the nation of Port-uh-Gall and then formed a strong military alliance with No-See Jerry and prompted an invasion of For-Rants. For-Rants wasn’t a match for the powerful equipment I designed for the time, and the amphibious landing in Brest allowed the Spinnish ground forces to push inwards to encircle For-Rants. For-Rants surrendered and as our prize we obtained the entire West Coast. We started the development of many advanced technologies in 1944. Including the research and development of the first operational utility helicopter the GBH-10 Kodiak. In 1945, everyone was building early jets. Our GB-10 jet-fighter program wasn’t done yet, so we filled in the gap with the GB-9 Furia. The GB-9 was an insanely fast radial-engine prop fighter. It could outmaneuver. Outaccelerate, and outclimb most fighters. Eventually the GB-10 came into service and the GB-9 became less of a force to use. A major part of Spinnish history came during the first UDD-Spin war. Unity Ding-Dong was threatening Spin and our allies, which left us in a position of danger. Spin made the first move and conducted one of the largest amphibious attacks in history where they landed on all of the southern UDD beaches. The first UDD-Spin war was a success for Spin. There were three more of those wars in the years following: the second war was also a Spinnish success, with UDD simply having smaller skirmishes with us. The third war was the turning point though. UDD landed on Spin-occupied Northern areas of For-Rants and pushed all the way down to Paris. In response, Spin deployed the Elite National Guard of Spin (ENGS) and pushed them all the way out of Fort-Rants with heavy armor and mechanized infantry divisions. We then attacked the mainland of UDD to which they surrendered. Out of this war we got reparations and the territory of Cant-uh-duh. It was by far our biggest victory. However the ability of UDD to attack For-Rants made our military’s strength questionable upon some. In the fourth and most recent war, UDD attacked our ally the Republic of Nether-Jim. Their powerful and modern navy attacked them. They were armed with anti-ship missiles, we were not. So under the cover of night, over 100 of our ships cond

  • LST.Sturmwolf AMFK1A1 [KE-RP] 13 days ago

    Are you a company or country?

    +1
  • [KE-RP] GB-11B Kite — Improved Multi-Role Fighter 13 days ago

    @Supersoli8 The C model will have improved weapons capacity, maneuverability, agility, and range. And yes, everything I make is made on iOS.

  • [KE-RP] GB-11B Kite — Improved Multi-Role Fighter 13 days ago

    @Supersoli8 yes sir. Would you like these or wait for the C model in a few days?

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 13 days ago

    @Hiimakeplanes yes. I am the Imperial Republic of Spin. Do you want me to give you the lore and history of Spin and the regional stuff too?

  • Knockoff Earth 14 days ago

    @BOSKnight no. Do not pursue war with @Supersoli8 . I will provide protection for him as he is in a very important position for the IRoS. Do not invade him.

    +1
  • Knockoff Earth 14 days ago

    @Supersoli8 my dear ally @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 has invaded Pole-Land and I have terrible relations with Pole-Land. It would not be wise to pick that country. Instead, I recommend somewhere like Turkey, Sow-Dee Are-Abe-Yeah, Call-Um-Be-A, Van-Es-well-A, I-Ran, Basil, or No-way. (In order irl country names: Türkiye, Saudi Arabia, Colombia, Venezuela, Iran, Brazil, Norway.)

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 14 days ago

    @Hiimakeplanes basically. We make all our vehicles and post them too

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 14 days ago

    @Boeing727200F Lol, never!

  • Today on Ringing the Bell: I'm giving away what I got from RNJ please take it 15 days ago

    @BOSKnight hmm, at which point may you loosen up?

  • Today on Ringing the Bell: I'm giving away what I got from RNJ please take it 15 days ago

    @BOSKnight oh, did you just buy it or something? Isn’t she giving it away rn

  • Today on Ringing the Bell: I'm giving away what I got from RNJ please take it 15 days ago

    You know, I would be very happy to inherit that land. I can take the blame of his actions so you don’t have to, and rebuild the economy and civilian lives to be better. What do you want in return? I can offer money, military aid, military vehicles, SIAR-Mod.54 rifles, better trade, an open border with you, luxury cars, etc. even a claim on Hielia (the ice continent)

  • [KE-RP] Really? Imma get afk for some time. 15 days ago

    I agree. It is understandable to be like 5 years ahead like me if you pour billions into research and development, but if you have no manpower or money like RNJ you can’t just pull billions of dollars out of thin air and create a massive military 20 years ahead. I’ve been advancing at a faster rate than everyone else for the past 15 years of KE-RP, and that aligns with my GDP. I have the funds to do this because of my domain over Can’t-uh-duh, Pan-ma, Southern NIC, the Ah-frik-an colonies, and 70% of the Mid-It-Terrain-E-Yeah-N. I want realism too.

    +1
  • [KE-RP] TEC-2 Asuncion 15 days ago

    I will order 700 units and increase from there

    +1
  • RD LRM Starfall 16 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie no. Access blocked for rocket development.

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 16 days ago

    @SPsidearm it’s so funny to me that the Israeli knock-off AK47 was made by a guy with the last name balashnikov instead of kalashnikov 😭

    +1
  • [KE-RP] MESSAGE 16 days ago

    I already made everyone revert back to normal KE-RP

  • A Response, From the FPR 16 days ago

    @NotRob119 I am more than interested.

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie i don’t remember any dreams because like the average human I forget basically 90% of my dreams after I wake up 😭

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie idk what you mean by how I was in ur dream tho 😭 like what was my significance? Was I the president of the most powerful economic and military powerhouse of a nation in the entire world—oh wait I already am.

    +2
  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie wdym anthro

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 u srsly asking @SPWithLizzie if her dream about a supersonic bomber was “wet” 😭

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie wat

  • Knockoff Earth 16 days ago

    @SchmooveBrain everyone refers to Finland as tube-land

  • Knockoff Earth 16 days ago

    @SchmooveBrain yes, tube-land. Look at Finland on the map.

  • Knockoff Earth 16 days ago

    @SchmooveBrain so you’re Finland now? Do you mean tube-land?

    +1
  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @BOSKnight listen, I do really think you should give back the RNJ mainland to RNJ. You can make FAIR terms with him such as limited military power or something, but he was completely neutral and you attacked him and took everything. You didn’t even have much of any motive 😭

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 I do agree that @BOSKnight should return the RNJ mainland to you. But only the mainland. If that happens I do recommend merging with Bell-Lands or something relating to Bell-Lands.

  • Knockoff Earth 16 days ago

    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore Welcome to KE-RP then. The Imperial Republic of Spin welcomes you with open arms and is ready to begin trade talks and government cooperation with (whatever you choose to call your KE Sweden).

    +2
  • CV22B Osprey | 10K Special 16 days ago

    @RepublicofKomi will do

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles @NotRob119 @BOSKnight you guys don’t have to say sorry I was just saying 😭

    +2
  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles @BOSKnight @NotRob119 can you all QUIT YAPPING
    D1 yappers over here, can’t go away for a peaceful 4 minutes without having my posts spammed with senseless arguing and hypocrisy 🤦‍♂️

  • BMP-2M Berezhok 16 days ago

    @Apollo018362 hey bro you’re still active? I haven’t seen you around for a long time. Good to see you again!

    +2
  • CV22B Osprey | 10K Special 16 days ago

    @RepublicofKomi yayyy

  • CV22B Osprey | 10K Special 16 days ago

    @RepublicofKomi yessir, B1A or B1B your choice

  • CV22B Osprey | 10K Special 16 days ago

    @RepublicofKomi I know what you should build… Build me!!

  • [KE-RP] WE almost were screwed. 7th Jerran Parlimentary Election... 16 days ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles that doesn’’t do anything. Bunkers won’t save you from hundreds of nuclear warheads. Everything is vaporized, tsunamis would have already drowned anything that somehow survived, the oceans and land have been irradiated, and the sky is filled with ash, dust, and radioactive material making it impossible to go outside for even a few seconds and be safe. Furthermore the sun is blocked out by the ash and dust cooling the earth down to very cold temperatures, and that’s after all the heat from the nuclear blasts have dissipated. Agriculture is no longer possible, livestock is all dead, and all the humans are dead. Anyone who survived in some elaborate bunker depends on generators which have a very short lifespan. After that they lose power and will die soon after. It is impossible to survive for more than a few days.

  • CV22B Osprey | 10K Special 16 days ago

    @RepublicofKomi I have no idea, just took them from online

  • Rockwell B-1B Lancer "The Bone" 16 days ago

    @RepublicofKomi well well well, you don’t have to it’s not possible to spotlight Lol.




    But when it is you must…

    +1
  • [KE-RP] WE almost were screwed. 7th Jerran Parlimentary Election... 16 days ago

    Everyone is dead is SKE-RP. 100 nukes is enough to destroy irl earth, and we’ve all launched 200 simultaneously.

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles we didn’t go back to 1954, it’s been 1954. Friday is 1955. Im on the American east coast so rn it’s 10:35PM on Thursday the 10th.

  • [KE-RP] Enough. 16 days ago

    @SchmooveBrain nah it’s good I forgive you as I will with everyone no matter what, just try and restrain yourself from the language 🙏😭