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A Response, From the FPR

29.3k NotRob119  3 days ago

(note! These events are for role-playing purposes, and do not reflect my beliefs, or ideals thank you)

Speech from Bosip Jroz Tiro our glorious leader
-speech begins after national anthem
-crowd cheers

Today is another glorious day in the FPR!
Oh how wish those words were true.
Today!, we had hundreds of refugees flood our borders,
Today!, we had hundreds of hungry mouths enter our streets
Today!, we had four men stabbed by these same refugees...
Today, is a truly sad day.
We see it on the news, dont we?
War! Terror! Grief! Tragedy!
All over the papers, and our minds.
Why?
Because of a beast thats been growing,
A beast that till now, has refused to bare its gnarly teeth. This beast... is one of war,
This beast is why we shake with fear at the prospect of invasion.
But fear not citizens of our glorious FPR!
For i have a plan.
We have been a neutral, peaceful country!
But I'm afraid that can't be much longer.
I will enact three new bills to keep our country safe!
Bill one!
We will be strengthening our borders, forging an Iron Border, to protect our citizens!
And keep those who wish to do us wrong out!

Bill two!
We will strengthen our military, and lengthen required service time by one year, we will no longer survive off a defensive army, but one of great power and might, and we will soon re arm to become the Fist of the FPR. Relying not on our allies to give is weapons but instead our own!
Like our T-50 tanks, and our MiN-15 fighter jets!
We will also deploy our brave men to many foreign countries! And many wars.

Bill three!
We will start job lotterys. Mainly for government and factory positions, to help promote our new pro production policies

And now a word to the world

World leaders, your failure to promote peace, and your laziness to conflict made us take action, we didn't want to do this, but you made us. Are you proud?
Are you proud of the useless bloodshed that has and will happen because of a lack control?
Are you proud of the futures you have removed, families you've ruined, due to what? Land? Resources? Politics?

Your failure to tame the very beast you control has lead to countless loss.
This beast of war is one you have let loose. And as you'll find, will be very, very hard to put back in its kennel.

A word to you dear leaders. Your games, are serious. War is a beast. A beast that cannot be tamed once loosed, I hope that you know what your doing leaders... as we sure dont.

-crowd is silent when usually they'd cheer, as Tiro walks off stage and enters his car
-no anthem played. The people of the FPR are stunned, and feel a true sense. Of loss

Starting now new policies will be put in place.

Such as development of many weapons, technology, and doctrine

Some to be aware of

YDDRP-3-22-00H "Paper"

All access to the You-Go-Slav FPR will require extensive background checks, and searches.
No one is allowed in without strick protocol and if they get through it is a federal crime punishable by 5 years of labor camp

YDDRP-5-337 "Cobra Alliance"

If invaded, all nuclear weapons will be activated after a 5 day period.
If threatened, all trading will cease with country of threat. And the military will be activated accordingly.

YDDRP-1-14G "Standing Ovation"

Military personnel will be deployed to war zones, for surveillance, tactical, and "loss reduction" reasons. Any and all acts of aggression towards these soldiers will be treated as an act of harm to the FPR and will be put under court

YDDRP-9-99-00F "Rock"

The FPRs borders will be armed, with military on constant patrol, making entrance impossible. There will also be checkpoints 10 miles before border on both sides, armed with armor and constant air surveillance (air surveillance only within country borders) these checkpoints are strictly used for the FPRs protection. There will also be a 3 Point line, installed which will be a 3 kilometer wide perimeter on the outside of our border for easy detection of intruders

YDDRP-8-99-00G "Scissors"

Job lotterys will be in place. This means a minimum of two years in that profession. If a foreigner were to sign for citizenship, then be selected a job and then leaves before finishing there two year assignment, will be brought back into our country regardless of current citizenship. And will be punished accordingly.

Long live our glorious Federal People's Republic and our glorious Leader Bosip Jroz Tiro.

(note! These events are for role-playing purposes, and do not reflect my beliefs, or ideals thank you)

Any questions?
Feel free to ask!

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    LIES!

    70% of our people are fighting in the war. The others are children and wives

    3 days ago
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    @NotRob119 idk, i just think it was funny

    3 days ago
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    29.3k NotRob119

    @YarisHatchback
    почему мы переключаемся с разных языков на полпути?
    It makes this quite difficult.

    3 days ago
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    29.3k NotRob119

    @B1BLancer well its nice to have interests.
    Though anything short from interviewing basically anyone from long ago, you won't have much luck

    3 days ago
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    29.3k NotRob119

    @LunarEclipseSP yes, essentially. now to be fair ive been here since 2016/17 so I have seen him before

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    69.9k B1BLancer

    @NotRob119 I am more than interested.

    3 days ago
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    @BOSKnight really? So before RealSavageMan there was this Bogdan guy?

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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @YarisHatchback yeah, idk. but either way, he is in the history books..

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    @BOSKnight ga tau, mungkin karena skillnya dia sendiri yang bikin dia jadi egois, maybe he's corrupted in some way because of that, either that or that's just how his personality is

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    sumpah meskipun gw di website ini selama 4 tahun gw gatau terlalu banyak tentang dia karena jarang berinteraksi sama beliau, jadi ya... gw hanya dengerin testimoni orang lain dan observasi pribadi tentang dia sebagai orang, so take it with a grain of salt

    3 days ago
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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @YarisHatchback but thanks. idk why he would be rude like that, he had, and still does, have the most points to date.

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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @YarisHatchback i went to the waybackmachine..

    3 days ago
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    @NotRob119 @BOSKnight he's a pro player who for some reason decided to delete his account, he's also ever so slightly narcissistic and self-centered since i do vividly remember him shitting on people's builds over the tiniest of nitpicks before giving actual advice, but i have barely, if ever actually interacted with the guy so... yeah, that's that i guess

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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @LunarEclipseSP he deleted his account because of the critisim.

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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @LunarEclipseSP a sper from 2020. with 414k points, and 2220 followers. i will post a pic tomorrow

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    @BOSKnight I had no idea... Why? Who is it if I may ask?

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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @NotRob119 414k?!?!?!
    2220 followers!?!?!?

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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @NotRob119 thanks!

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    29.3k NotRob119

    @BOSKnight you could ask @Yarishatchback he's been here longer than I have. And seems to know a thing or two about him

    3 days ago
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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @LunarEclipseSP U know who Bogan X is?

    3 days ago
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    29.3k NotRob119

    @BOSKnight well. She might know, though her account is younger than mine.

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    @BOSKnight what?

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    27.9k BOSKnight

    @NotRob119 oh. ok. maybe @LunarEclipseSP?

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    29.3k NotRob119

    @BOSKnight that is a name i haven't heard in quite some time.
    I fought with him back in the clone wars. He was your- nvm
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    No bogan was apparently really good at building. He wasn't really around when I joined but he had the most points in the whole game if memory serves me right.
    He's a legend. Whether he deserves that title or not he got it

    3 days ago
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