41.3k WisconsinStatePolice Comments

  • Paddy Wagon 29 days ago

    @DatFiat126Guy19

  • Ducky Simple Fan Trainer 29 days ago

    Yes sir @IAmMeObviously

  • Flooded skypark 29 days ago

    This will affect the deer population

    +2
  • USB Flash Drive 29 days ago

    We’re taking out the Iranian nuclear centrifuges with this one bois!!!!!

    +1
  • Corn Dog mmm mmmmm 29 days ago

    Why am I following this post??? I guess I’ll spotlight it too

  • [CLOSED] Name = Part Count Challenge one month ago

    Aight boys, time to dust off ye old F-4

    +4
  • The Marshmallow from Dreamland one month ago

    @TheMouse
    nooooo do not eat the highly corrosive and toxic RAM coating
    why do you always eat everything you see????

    +1
  • miles m.39b libellula one month ago

    @oldmate52 I just checked the newest section right after you posted and immediately recognized the planform. Great job!

  • miles m.39b libellula one month ago

    YES! Someone else knows it exists!!!

    +1
  • Graingy PSA: Upvote this toilet one month ago

    10-4
    We are committed to supporting this essential Graingy mission.
    I have summoned my minions to the toilet. The fate of the future is held by those who have yet to upvote.

    +2
  • Feeling uninspired AGAIN...any ideas? one month ago

    2020 Chevy Traverse?

    +1
  • Bye! one month ago

    Toodles friend! We wish you the best of luck on your future endeavors!

  • [Siren War] Photos: First Contact one month ago

    I’m saying it’s a business opportunity @ShinyGemsBro, I would never insult a potential customer’s intelligence. I’m neutral in this conflict, I don’t take sides. Because of this claim of “neutrality,” I’m extending this offer to the sirens as well. Both sides would benefit from long range over-the-horizon weapons, and I am the only dealer offering this toolbox of armageddon. I’m an arms dealer, not a politician.

  • [Siren War] Photos: First Contact one month ago

    Why are F-15Es going guns on a dang warship? Oh, that gives me an idea!
    I am starting a business to sell stand-off anti ship missiles to the TFM because for some reason they are trying to drop bombs and do gun runs in a modern maritime war.
    Buy 17, get one free!!! New over-the-horizon capabilities allow you to fire and forget these little vampires, and their terminal targeting and discrimination systems are impossible to jam! (Allegedly)
    Please contact my office for pricing and procurement plans

  • Graingy Survey: Un-FAQ one month ago

    @Graingy
    Then the cops shouldn’t be able to catch you.
    My question is how (but more importantly why) are you covered in butter?

  • Graingy Survey: Un-FAQ one month ago

    Tip: You can pour dish soap on the floor to make a slip ‘n slide, but the rest of the kitchen staff won’t be happy and will say mean things like “stop” or “you’re gonna get fired” or “ow my head hurts so bad”

    +1
  • Graingy Survey: Un-FAQ one month ago

    Do you ever sleep?
    Rather, does LunarEclipse ever sleep? She’s on the site like every four hours if not more often

  • Graingy Survey: Un-FAQ one month ago

    What is the opposite of dish soap? Fine gravel?

  • Graingy Survey: Un-FAQ one month ago

    Why can’t I buy a Landing Craft Utility of the 1600, 1646, or LCU-2000 class from the GSA government auction website or the Defense Security Cooperation Agency’s (DSCA) Excess Defense Article system? The markdown for the vessels is 5-50%, or approximately $400,000-$4,000,000, putting it in my price range with the available financing options. Further, it is technically a legal obligation that these transfers and/or sales are continued under Article II of the MDT, and funding for the program stateside is already provided for under this year’s annual appropriations in the NDAA section 1263. I am very displeased with customer service.

  • [Monarchii War] Day 0 - First Contact one month ago

    Incredible, thank you my friend @TheUltimatePlaneLover

    +1
  • [Monarchii War] Day 0 - First Contact one month ago

    I have a few questions for a project I am working on my dearest sir, feel free to rope in others for the response, I need all the answers I can get.

    1: Excluding the Attack on the USS Beast, what was the first maritime engagement between Monarchii and MGLA forces, whether that be an air raid on a convoy or ship-to-ship fighting? Who was the defender, and who was the aggressor?
    2: What events truly kicked off the war? When did both sides realize “Oh snap, we’re in a shooting war.”
    3: What exact date and time (preferably with local and Zulu if possible) did the war begin?

  • Why do videos need notifications? one month ago

    Y’all are getting videos in the jet stream?!?!

    +2
  • Name pending one month ago

    pls no

  • High Capacity Child ‘Nabber one month ago

    We can guarantee a delivery of any in-stock vehicle within 90 days of the date of order. We currently have 49 vehicles in stock. At the earliest, these may arrive at your house in approximately 1-7 hours, depending on distance and atmospheric conditions.

  • [Siren War] Mr. Geminus's CERTIFIED Solution to Any Alien Bas- Nice Folks from Space! 100% Success Rate! one month ago

    Alternatively: if diplomacy fails, lead the aliens into the American deep south. Then, have the government announce a $1000 bounty/reward for every dead alien. Let the rednecks do their thing.
    If it bleeds, it can be killed, and 5.56 makes most things bleed. If else, the rednecks will find some other way to kill them soon enough.
    .
    They can choose to start violence, but we humans are better at it than they are.

  • High Capacity Child ‘Nabber one month ago

    I can grant that request, but please elaborate on the significance of the date if possible @CrestelAeronautics

  • hello one month ago

    yey

    +1
  • [ Double Teaser] I really should be sleeping one month ago

    Bro is turning SimplePlanes into From the Depths

    +2
  • Oseva ADAF-14 Bastet one month ago

    I love trying to eject and getting smashed to a pulp by the gun barrel three feet away from my head

    +1
  • ECPD Accident Reconstruction Team UST one month ago

    Aight bet @CrestelAeronautics
    As long as you’re cool with our WSO having pink hair and cat ears (waaay out of regulations, but it’s for recruiting and retention…)

  • AQG-MP03 one month ago

    bro this thing has more instruments and switches than the dang 172

    +1
  • [Siren War] The TFM Spread Their Wings one month ago

    we're not even done burying the dead from the last war and another one has already kicked off

    +2
  • A gift for @WisconsinStatePolice one month ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    I’d like to announce to all who are willing to hear the truth:
    Arkansas isn’t real and @Jjjohnson is a government agent.
    Thank you. I now stand open for questions and cross-examination.

    +2
  • [Siren War] The TFM Spread Their Wings one month ago

    Oh boy here we go again

    +1
  • ECPD Accident Reconstruction Team UST one month ago

    @Boeing727200Fwithapistol oh golly
    I guess I'll take pictures and upload one or two or seven

    +1
  • Py one month ago

    It’s all chill at the moment as far as I’m aware. No one has said anything about it here for a few days. @WCACWorkshop
    If they start bringing drama up again I’ll delete their comments.
    Thanks for the heads-up though

    +1
  • [M-WAR] BS62A Trainer one month ago

    I am very interested in how a fixed-wing jet aircraft is used to train pilots to fly a helicopter.

    +1
  • Good news, gentlemen! one month ago

    An extraordinary development, I shall inform the media immediately!

    +1
  • Gumpert Wyvris - Government of the City State of Snowstone one month ago

    So you’re telling me that SnowStone diplomats and government officials are using their diplomatic immunity to street race random citizens in the county they’re visiting?
    I love these guys! Now this is how you do public relations!

    +4
  • New thing i wanna start one month ago

    Must I fight to prove I earned the title Fastest Updooter in the West three years ago?

    +3
  • Kaletagi Airways 2514.... one month ago

    I think the NTSB handles accidents and incidents like this, not the FAA.
    Google it before you believe me though, I’m not completely sure

    +2
  • [Monarchii War] Anybody Remember This Guy? one month ago

    Theory:
    He got a very close and personal look at a laser guided bomb moving at a high rate of speed

    +1
  • Basically SP right now one month ago

    Yeah that’s about accurate

  • I feel like causing a war one month ago

    Pls no

  • Roblox players on the SP website? one month ago

    I play occasionally
    Usually committing shenanigans with friends

    +1
  • A gift for @WisconsinStatePolice one month ago

    Yes, provide your proof or I shall put you down like a sick dog @Mousewithamachinegun122

    +1
  • A gift for @WisconsinStatePolice one month ago

    GOSH DANGIT
    According to who? What is your source? Your proof? What evidence do you have? Does your case prove beyond a doubt that this is true?
    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    I REFUESE TO BUILD THE FOUNDATION OF MY UNDERSTANDING OF THIS WORLD ON LIES

    +1
  • A gift for @WisconsinStatePolice one month ago

    7 parts, it’s either a message, picture, or IED.

    +1