@LunarEclipseSP Alright, guess I'll have to use the Intimidators
Fun Fact: The Intimidator was designed to be a "replacement" for the A-40B, on account of the Anti-OP treaty. Thankfully, I think the Intimidator will abide to the rules while still proving an effective counterpart to the A-40B.
@Noname918181 My daughter, adopted to be precise. What, you thought I actually married someone who could give birth to a tank? Heck yeah, but American, not Soviet.
@LunarEclipseSP lol
@Mousewithamachinegun122 MINE (Capitalism and Democracy at its finest, don't take this seriously I'm already fighting at least five different wars right now)
@Mousewithamachinegun122 I could write one if you like, I just need an instrumental to go off of, in the meantime though we have this
@LunarEclipseSP how big is their military precisely, out of curiosity?
Dang they literally have a national anthem
Also
"All other countries are run by little girls."
To be fair, NeMaR's leader is Flying T-34, who is in fact my daughter
*Make no mistake though, NeMaR attacks Monarchii AND the MGLA all the same
@Somedumbguy more som, it shows just how much memes dominate SimplePlanes. Even my best planes got less upvotes in weeks than this did in a matter of hours, it hasn’t even been 24 hours yet and it has 16 upvotes lol
@Yourlocalhuman Don't worry someone airdropped me here, time to get the long one
@Pan So basically, about a month ago, Monarchii stole a machine gun from Mousewithamachinegun123, know known as Mousewithamachinegun122 as such. Mouse didn't take to this too kindly (which I can frankly understand being that I'd had something stolen from me as well) and declared war on Monarchii. A few other people joined in, those two vanguards following Mouse would be Crestel and I, @CrestelAeronautics was actually Mouse's first ally, but I joined because I was promised a chance to get my things back, and it's about time I say I just freaking love the B-29 because I can, so I was down for some friendly war
That sounds wrong lol
Point being, someone stole a machine gun, someone else stole some B-29s, we got mad, started war, now it's escalated, then deescalated, now looking to escalate. Again.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Hmm, no I haven't actually, but I dough think this rich man sounds quite interesting, perhaps we could have a chat at the stock market sometime?
@Speedhunter MiG-15bis and Flying T-34 have also betrayed us (well actually I'll take responsibility for my children and say we betrayed them but you get the jist), perhaps they'll come into the Siren lore?
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I also had a joke about clocks, but now's not the time...
I had a joke for the IJN too, but that one sunk at the Midway point of its development.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I would recommend mobilizing any ground units quickly, majority of artillery like the Syrian Hell Cannons and Kanones have been destroyed, the IS-3 has been taking losses, and the S23A started out good they've been struggling due to Lagwing's Electronic Warfare Attack on Day 8.
@Yourlocalhuman If you ask me, the Monarchii navy is complete unless you want to absolutely flatten our small navy like pancakes, I'd focus more on the ground campaigns, although the Monarchii does need more air-to-air fighters, that's not priority, both because of the new Anti-OP Rule and because the MGLA is winning the ground game with little opposition even without OP tanks
@Dracul0Anderson that would be a redeeming quality
+1@LunarEclipseSP She originally used to be with the MGLA but dropped and made her own faction sometime after the treaty, probably salty or smth lol
In all seriousness though, keep your eyes on the sky, I don't think NMR came to play
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Soon
+1@LunarEclipseSP That is the case, remember this is a week article, not day :)
*Yes, that was pre-peace footage
+1@Noname918181 Here
+1@LunarEclipseSP Alright, guess I'll have to use the Intimidators
Fun Fact: The Intimidator was designed to be a "replacement" for the A-40B, on account of the Anti-OP treaty. Thankfully, I think the Intimidator will abide to the rules while still proving an effective counterpart to the A-40B.
+1@Noname918181 My daughter, adopted to be precise. What, you thought I actually married someone who could give birth to a tank? Heck yeah, but American, not Soviet.
@LunarEclipseSP lol
@Mousewithamachinegun122 MINE (Capitalism and Democracy at its finest, don't take this seriously I'm already fighting at least five different wars right now)
+1@LunarEclipseSP oh
+1So uh
Does the Anti-OP treaty apply to them or can I summon the A-40S over their Headquarters?
@Mousewithamachinegun122 I could write one if you like, I just need an instrumental to go off of, in the meantime though we have this
+1@LunarEclipseSP how big is their military precisely, out of curiosity?
Dang they literally have a national anthem
+1Also
"All other countries are run by little girls."
To be fair, NeMaR's leader is Flying T-34, who is in fact my daughter
*Make no mistake though, NeMaR attacks Monarchii AND the MGLA all the same
@LunarEclipseSP Aight, I'll post it after I finish today's newsletter 👍
+1@LunarEclipseSP a four way war, can't wait to see how this goes
+1btw mind if I use this format for the fourth faction of the war, NeMaR?
Oh heck naw you're not about to get away with attacking the homeland
+1We needed more aircraft, namely A-40Bs after she "destroyed" those three, anyways
@Majakalona nice :D
+1This thing is the thing of my nightmares...
+1Who's side do you fight for btw?
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Ayo thanks :D
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG lol
+1@LunarEclipseSP nice
also it took me this long to realize that the Cobrastan flag actually resembles a cobra...
+1@LunarEclipseSP Aight
+1But Le Tonk can still stay there provided that no hostile actions are taken, yes?
@Majakalona 6 more upvotes if I'm correct right?
+1@Majakalona IJN, Imperial Japense Navy lol
+1@Hahahahaahahshs yep :D I wonder what my gold special should be…
+1@Mousewithamachinegun122 oh nice I’m close
+1Hiroshima: Dead
+1Nagasaki: Dead
The USSR: Dead
The Nazis: Dead
Oil-Land: Captured
Burgerland: Captured
Hamburg: Also Captured
@Somedumbguy more som, it shows just how much memes dominate SimplePlanes. Even my best planes got less upvotes in weeks than this did in a matter of hours, it hasn’t even been 24 hours yet and it has 16 upvotes lol
+1@windshifter1 lol ikr
+1@Yourlocalhuman Don't worry someone airdropped me here, time to get the long one
+1@Pan So basically, about a month ago, Monarchii stole a machine gun from Mousewithamachinegun123, know known as Mousewithamachinegun122 as such. Mouse didn't take to this too kindly (which I can frankly understand being that I'd had something stolen from me as well) and declared war on Monarchii. A few other people joined in, those two vanguards following Mouse would be Crestel and I, @CrestelAeronautics was actually Mouse's first ally, but I joined because I was promised a chance to get my things back, and it's about time I say I just freaking love the B-29 because I can, so I was down for some friendly war
That sounds wrong lol
Point being, someone stole a machine gun, someone else stole some B-29s, we got mad, started war, now it's escalated, then deescalated, now looking to escalate. Again.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I prefer doritos, thank you
+1frfr tho pop-corners ain't bad
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG UHHHHHHH
+1I'M OUT OF JOKES AND FOOD
@LunarEclipseSP Hmmm
+1If I hired a tank to do chores for me, it would be an Abrooms
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG ouch clever...
If I made the Imperial Japanese Army Air Force a sandwich, would it be a J2M Rye-den?
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG That's a shame... bagels... idk lol
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Hmm, no I haven't actually, but I dough think this rich man sounds quite interesting, perhaps we could have a chat at the stock market sometime?
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG We came from the ocean
+1@Speedhunter Ah that makes sen- wait does that mean they're gonna turn my A-40Bs into anime girls?
+1@Speedhunter sounds about right
+1Out of curiosity do we have deets on why the Sirens betray tho or is that a secret
@Speedhunter MiG-15bis and Flying T-34 have also betrayed us (well actually I'll take responsibility for my children and say we betrayed them but you get the jist), perhaps they'll come into the Siren lore?
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I still can't get over how they tally their ships though, BisMARK
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I also heard they have flying dogs... what the Focke-Wulf?
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I was gonna make a joke about Enola Gay and Bockscar, but I don't think we're ready for such a bomb just yet
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG If I went to Church in the UK during WWII, would it be named Winston, and on a hill?
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I also was going to make a joke about why German aces had such good aim, because they always Hitl- I'm gonna stop right there
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I wanted to make a joke about the B-29, but Stalin already stole it
+1(internal pain)
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I also had a joke about clocks, but now's not the time...
+1I had a joke for the IJN too, but that one sunk at the Midway point of its development.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I have a joke about keeping secrets but I'm not gonna tell you
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG burh
+1I had a joke about farsight but it's right in front of me
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Ah that gives me an idea
+1Hornets are called yellowjackets because you'll yell ow if you're not wearing a special jacket
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I would recommend mobilizing any ground units quickly, majority of artillery like the Syrian Hell Cannons and Kanones have been destroyed, the IS-3 has been taking losses, and the S23A started out good they've been struggling due to Lagwing's Electronic Warfare Attack on Day 8.
+1@Yourlocalhuman If you ask me, the Monarchii navy is complete unless you want to absolutely flatten our small navy like pancakes, I'd focus more on the ground campaigns, although the Monarchii does need more air-to-air fighters, that's not priority, both because of the new Anti-OP Rule and because the MGLA is winning the ground game with little opposition even without OP tanks
+1plen
+1