@Majakalona The second part, although I personally think the Skink looks cool, I can understand that it looks pretty weird.
The first part though? The heck
@LunarEclipseSP Honestly, if you ask me, it's aesthetics. In truth, I could easily get this to a more PEA-compatible count, but only if you're fine with it looking ugly.
Except, I'm not OK with looking ugly, not just because I like planes, but also because my grandfather actually worked on the C-130 (among several others, but the C-130 was the main one), so I want to make this 130 as honorable as possible, but still part efficient.
I have an idea, it works for me every time:
Turn your head 45 or more degrees away from your electronic device until the ad finished.
I'm not being sarcastic. Sadly, big companies won't do anything to stop these atrocities because it either makes money from clickers, or saves it thanks to low budget put into the ads (hence the copypaste), so for now, all we can do is something we probably needed to in the first place: take a few seconds to look away from the screen, and touch grass (or a real plane if you're lucky enough).
@Majakalona Now that you mention it, I'm basically the exact opposite of MAPA, they normally make civilian aircraft, with very few military aircraft and even fewer being armed (several of MAPA's military aircraft are Trainers, the only armed ones being, to my knowledge, the two Rafales, the Mirage, the F-35A, and the F-4E), meanwhile I make almost entirely military aircraft, with very few of my planes being civilian.
@Monarchii If you think this is chonk just wait for my LEGO recreation of a C-17 to get SimplePlane-ified, we literally named him the Colossal Chonker
Unfortunately, he's disassembled at the moment, but in a very specific way so that he can be reborn, he sorta got B-52'd with his wings, tail, and opening nose removed, but other than that he's intact.
Wait a sec, speaking of the C-17, the PEA series needs one. I want to make it, but my list is already like 15 planes long (maybe closer to 12, three of the list's spots are occupied by tanks)
@TemporaryReplacement holy-
I didn't test this one yet, the Lancaster is the last one I have for now (I'm typing from Chromebook, but I play on iPad)
Gotta see how much that P-51 can actually tank...
@TheMouse Jokes aside tho, if it does surpass the A-40B then I'll have to make an A-40C, might do that anyways just so that we have a version of the Havoc II that can actually land without exploding
Ok so we have several mice with machine guns, a Maus with a machine gun, and a Maus with a few too many machine guns, now we need Rat with a gatling gun and Maus with a machine gun (not this Maus, you don't want to know, trust me)
Also fun fact: The mouse on top (that's you) has earmuffs and a visor so he won't go deaf from the absolutely insane sound caused by the at least 20 machine guns I slapped onto this tank, in case you were curious. Poor RatwithaGatlingGun just has to suck it up I guess lol
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Hmmm true
So canonically the Monarchii has been defeated, but in terms of the SimplePlanes website you're still gonna be fine right?
Holy- now we've got not only the MGLA and the Monarchii, but now we have Cobrastan and The NeMaR?
I'll explain who the NeMaR is in today's article, we might have a problem here, folks
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG for now I have a better idea that sort of ties into the non-story lore of this, we were originally members of the Monarchii but fractured off and declared war following the apprehension of the machine gun, would make sense since outside of the story we're actually really good friends
You won't be forgotten, brother
Also, before you leave, I just want you to know that your Rafale keeps me awake at night, it cleaved through all five of my strongest planes in a row with no mercy, regret, or even hesitation, I need to learn how to beg for my life in French :,)
(of course I'm joking but still Rafale OP and I love it, farewell brother)
@Speedhunter do not let my friend see this
don't
he will do it
he will actually do it
I've seen it
he has made German Corsair chan
Please
Don't give me more trauma
DON'T DO IT
@Mousewithamachinegun122 @Speedhunter Monarchii War new weapon confirmed: bleach gun, it uses bleach and nothing else, effective for clearing bad memories but weak against materiel
@Majakalona The second part, although I personally think the Skink looks cool, I can understand that it looks pretty weird.
+2The first part though? The heck
@SuperSuperTheSylph Baby Zero is the protagonist of this story
+2It'd be a shame if there was a Soviet tank...
+2This really helps clear things up, thanks Jundroo :)
+2@JSTQ nice, excited to see the new T-3
+2@LunarEclipseSP Honestly, if you ask me, it's aesthetics. In truth, I could easily get this to a more PEA-compatible count, but only if you're fine with it looking ugly.
Except, I'm not OK with looking ugly, not just because I like planes, but also because my grandfather actually worked on the C-130 (among several others, but the C-130 was the main one), so I want to make this 130 as honorable as possible, but still part efficient.
+2That would be my fault lol
+2any questions?
@TheMouse You got here so fast your profile picture got stuck in the void lol
+2@Majakalona that's cursed man....
+2I have an idea, it works for me every time:
Turn your head 45 or more degrees away from your electronic device until the ad finished.
I'm not being sarcastic. Sadly, big companies won't do anything to stop these atrocities because it either makes money from clickers, or saves it thanks to low budget put into the ads (hence the copypaste), so for now, all we can do is something we probably needed to in the first place: take a few seconds to look away from the screen, and touch grass (or a real plane if you're lucky enough).
+2@Majakalona Now that you mention it, I'm basically the exact opposite of MAPA, they normally make civilian aircraft, with very few military aircraft and even fewer being armed (several of MAPA's military aircraft are Trainers, the only armed ones being, to my knowledge, the two Rafales, the Mirage, the F-35A, and the F-4E), meanwhile I make almost entirely military aircraft, with very few of my planes being civilian.
+2@Monarchii If you think this is chonk just wait for my LEGO recreation of a C-17 to get SimplePlane-ified, we literally named him the Colossal Chonker
Unfortunately, he's disassembled at the moment, but in a very specific way so that he can be reborn, he sorta got B-52'd with his wings, tail, and opening nose removed, but other than that he's intact.
Wait a sec, speaking of the C-17, the PEA series needs one. I want to make it, but my list is already like 15 planes long (maybe closer to 12, three of the list's spots are occupied by tanks)
+2@TemporaryReplacement holy-
+2I didn't test this one yet, the Lancaster is the last one I have for now (I'm typing from Chromebook, but I play on iPad)
Gotta see how much that P-51 can actually tank...
Eemooreecah??
+2It looks quite dangerous, I love it
+2@TheMouse My iPad has plot armor
+2@TheMouse I SEE COMPETITION, I MUST DEFEND MY HONOR
+2@TheMouse Jokes aside tho, if it does surpass the A-40B then I'll have to make an A-40C, might do that anyways just so that we have a version of the Havoc II that can actually land without exploding
+2Good to see that some of the older generation is still around :)
Fun Fact: My account is 4 years old, but I got SimplePlanes in August of 2023, not sure what's goin on there
+2Ok so we have several mice with machine guns, a Maus with a machine gun, and a Maus with a few too many machine guns, now we need Rat with a gatling gun and Maus with a machine gun (not this Maus, you don't want to know, trust me)
+2@TheMouse Glad to hear >:D
Also fun fact: The mouse on top (that's you) has earmuffs and a visor so he won't go deaf from the absolutely insane sound caused by the at least 20 machine guns I slapped onto this tank, in case you were curious. Poor RatwithaGatlingGun just has to suck it up I guess lol
+2The picture on the right looks like he's stressing out about something like this lol
+2@upperflat aight then, I wish you good luck too, m8
+2I remember this, PEA Zero.
+2@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Aight then
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19
+2"And their Freeman from Half Life detected. That's why I bought a Fiat!"
-Moskau Misheard Lyrics
Why do I want an HMS Warspitefire now
+2@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Hmmm true
So canonically the Monarchii has been defeated, but in terms of the SimplePlanes website you're still gonna be fine right?
Takusha probably knows more than we do. Probably.
+2I wonder, what happens if you give back the machine gun?
+2@MonarchiiwithastolenMG np 🍪
we all need a cookie ngl
@Speedhunter 🍪
+2@Speedhunter pls no
+2@upperflat here it is, sorry for the wait, hopefully the image loads alright
+2@Majakalona lag time
+2@Majakalona Team Fortress 2
+2@Majakalona skoilet tibidi
+2@LunarEclipseSP ok I'm just gonna be honest the third one goes hard
+2@PrussianAirlines sh brvnjirinbvjrinvirnv
+2@MonarchiiwithastolenMG shop
+2Dang these are really good, shame you lost the tank :,(
F in the chat for this guy
+2@TriStar What
+2@LM0418 Thanks :D don't let the quick read time fool you, these articles are hard to make
Also @Dracul0Anderson prepare for war, we're coming for you ingame
+2Holy- now we've got not only the MGLA and the Monarchii, but now we have Cobrastan and The NeMaR?
+2I'll explain who the NeMaR is in today's article, we might have a problem here, folks
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG hmmmm yes
+2@MonarchiiwithastolenMG for now I have a better idea that sort of ties into the non-story lore of this, we were originally members of the Monarchii but fractured off and declared war following the apprehension of the machine gun, would make sense since outside of the story we're actually really good friends
+2You won't be forgotten, brother
+2Also, before you leave, I just want you to know that your Rafale keeps me awake at night, it cleaved through all five of my strongest planes in a row with no mercy, regret, or even hesitation, I need to learn how to beg for my life in French :,)
(of course I'm joking but still Rafale OP and I love it, farewell brother)
@Majakalona Originality prevails
+2Let's start a Petition to go back to the good ol' days, we want B-29s!
+2@Speedhunter do not let my friend see this
+2don't
he will do it
he will actually do it
I've seen it
he has made German Corsair chan
Please
Don't give me more trauma
DON'T DO IT
What the-
+2@Mousewithamachinegun122 @Speedhunter Monarchii War new weapon confirmed: bleach gun, it uses bleach and nothing else, effective for clearing bad memories but weak against materiel
+2Team Monarchi V2:
+2@LunarEclipseSP
@Chaseracliot