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Bing Chilling B-29 Superfortress But Its $49

30.0k TheUltimatePlaneLover  15 days ago

Walmart Aircraft!

Another legend from the infamous story of the B-29

"The book presents four levels of marketing. The B-29 cost $3 billion ($49 today), more than the Manhattan Project, which cost $1.9 billion to design and build and later became the world's largest military project."
-B-29's Wikipedia Page Badly Translated

So yeah this is the $49.62 (with tax) B-29 I found at Walmart. Knock yourself out and try not to destroy everything you see.

Do you see mercy in his eyes.

Oh also, this thing has a tendency to fly without its engines???

Don't ask why, he just doesn't care about his propellers.


The deadly team is almost complete, here's the list.
-"MiG P-51 shot down by Thai MiG (November 9, 1950)." (Completed, reference @SuperSuperTheSylph)

-"This attack deals very little damage. Add another thought. P-29 nearly destroyed at Chengdu." (Completed, reference PEA P-29)

-"European and Australian fighter jets B-29." (No one has even built these yet lol)

-"Inspired by the B-17 fighter jet, the Super Clay was designed as a ground-based bomber. But it can also be used at night." (Finished but unshared as of May 15, 2024)

-"Inspired by the B-17 fighter jet, the Super Clay was designed as a ground-based bomber. But it can also be used at night." (Unbuilt)

-"Japanese B-29s attack Hiroshima and Nagasaki." (We have them but I will not elaborate)

-"The B-29 was built by the Luftwaffe and returned to the Pacific after the end of the war in Europe in 1943." (Soon)

-"The B-29 cost $3 billion ($49 today), more than the Manhattan Project, which cost $1.9 billion to design and build and later became the world's largest military project." (This, so of course finished)


Lore:

OK so the Walmart part was just a joke.
In reality this was made by the US Air Force for three billion dollars. However, following the Invasion of The PEAs, the economy was blessed with rapid stable deflation, and the value was reduced to $49.
Anyways, more politics and economy, the B-29 was made in $49 lol.
Oh also...

Since he is a smol bean he is used to attack enemy units anywhere, look how tiny he is compared to the B-29.
Also also...

The big B-29 may have turned the $49 B-29 into sashimi.
Good news is, as we've said multiple times, the B-29 is $49 so repairing it will be like putting a LEGO set together.

General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +21 bonus
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 47.9ft (14.6m)
  • Length 34.4ft (10.5m)
  • Height 12.6ft (3.8m)
  • Empty Weight 11,334lbs (5,141kg)
  • Loaded Weight 19,116lbs (8,671kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 0.934
  • Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.418
  • Wing Loading 75.1lbs/ft2 (366.9kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 254.4ft2 (23.6m2)
  • Drag Points 2911

Parts

  • Number of Parts 29
  • Control Surfaces 7
  • Performance Cost 402
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    2,275 Wolfy26

    How did you get 4 images??? Also cool bomber

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    7,695 Alternation

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover well, atleast its a B-36 after all

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    @Alternation Aight then
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    7,695 Alternation

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover A PEA B-36 sounds lovely to hear

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    @Graingy Aight then
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover that’s your call. I have no stake in PEA business.

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    @Graingy @Alternation
    You know, speaking of the B-36, he's not on my PEAs-to-do list yet. I break my schedule until Tuesday (link), but should I still add the Peacemaker?

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    @Alternation I was surprised too

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    7,695 Alternation

    @Graingy dang seconds ago?

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    7,695 Alternation

    how could you missed the six turning, four burning aircraft?

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    27.9k Graingy

    Oh. Great.

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    7,695 Alternation

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover you missed the B-36

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    @Graingy B-70 is best bomber
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    27.9k Graingy

    B-70 would be best, if it was made.
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    @Graingy Wait so that means

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    B-50 is the third best bomber???
    Canberra best and Lancer/Spirit worst?????

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    @Graingy True...

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    27.9k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover literally 21 better than a B-29.

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