@TheUltimatePlaneLover The Men Who Build Stuff.
Pretty awful name, so that's why the acronym is preferred. I doubt I can convince the boss man to change it.
Anyhow, created by @Guywhobuildsstuff, though they're away for personal reasons, to steal car batteries from Eels. They're a raider faction.
I think.
Frankly, I have little actual knowledge on what we are, but they oppose the Eel Protectorate lead by Grain Guy (person who's been managing the Graingy account for over three years now since I left. Long story), and as the saying goes the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I hate Grain Guy. Hate.
This little catfight you have here is diverting attention away from our advertising efforts. We need recruits, and this is getting in the way.
I see no manner in which we may speed its conclusion, so I shall refrain from any deliberate interference.
I would only ask that you conclude swiftly.
@Guywhobuildsstuff If Grain Guy sees this I cannot be court-martialled since we will be in no worse position than otherwise.
Exception for losing the lie that we actually had a flagship.
... Oops.
I remember the day the engineers rolled this thing out from the main factory building. No matter what I try, I still remember the day the engineers rolled this thing out from the main factory building.
@WinsWings Hm. I assume they'd have checked, so it's possible the site just failed?
I'm like 70% certain that @DatTrainAndCarGuy19 blocking me is a technical error.
Oh...
Sorry to hear that.
I spent a couple years on a planet where dying of "old age" wasn't really something that happened. Like, at all. Usually people just got, like, crushed by a rock or something.
I guess I sorta forgot that can happen.
I'm getting off-topic, but I'm really just trying to say that you have my great sympathies.
Grain Guy on @Graingy sends their regards.
They asked me to say that. Which is funny, because we hate each other.
I'm assuming they're blocked. Thanks for that, as it's pretty funny that the dolt figured they'd have to come to me if they wanted to get a word in.
Or at the very least something that we can launch raiders from.
And an amphibious landing craft of sorts would probably be the best fit, assuming it could launch smaller boats.
@TheUltimatePlaneLover The Men Who Build Stuff.
Pretty awful name, so that's why the acronym is preferred. I doubt I can convince the boss man to change it.
Anyhow, created by @Guywhobuildsstuff, though they're away for personal reasons, to steal car batteries from Eels. They're a raider faction.
I think.
Frankly, I have little actual knowledge on what we are, but they oppose the Eel Protectorate lead by Grain Guy (person who's been managing the Graingy account for over three years now since I left. Long story), and as the saying goes the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I hate Grain Guy.
Hate.
This little catfight you have here is diverting attention away from our advertising efforts. We need recruits, and this is getting in the way.
I see no manner in which we may speed its conclusion, so I shall refrain from any deliberate interference.
I would only ask that you conclude swiftly.
Yes, it was.
@Pan Are you panscribed?
Pardon, why do you mean "I can see him"?
@Graingy How else, pray tell, am I to get our message to the people?
@Graingy Up yours.
@Graingy Don't say it.
@Graingy ...
Tbh not as proud of this poster but it was an afterthought.
@Guywhobuildsstuff If Grain Guy sees this I cannot be court-martialled since we will be in no worse position than otherwise.
Exception for losing the lie that we actually had a flagship.
... Oops.
Cool.
SP forgot about me.
... May I have a slice?
This reads like it was written by someone not 13 and older.
Improve your grammar.
Pardon?
+1As in, offroad vehicles?
Things to go over those yellow bumps on the... testing island?
Whatever the metal place is called.
@Graingy Still making unbearable noise, are you?
Some things never change, eh?
Now hold up, the MWBS needs recruits.
This won't disrupt our operations or recruiting pool, will it?
Do I know you?
I remember the day the engineers rolled this thing out from the main factory building.
+1No matter what I try, I still remember the day the engineers rolled this thing out from the main factory building.
@Graingy No.
I'd be lying if I said this didn't give me a few ideas, however...
Damn, this looks good.
Heheheheh.
Never thought I had it in me...
@Majakalona It's rather tricky to refloat a ship, though, no?
+1I just saw the most magnificent story.
I'm going to go get a slice of cake now.
Took me a few tries to get that name right, oof.
@WinsWings Hm. I assume they'd have checked, so it's possible the site just failed?
I'm like 70% certain that @DatTrainAndCarGuy19 blocking me is a technical error.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Oh
@Pan is this you?
Oh...
+1Sorry to hear that.
I spent a couple years on a planet where dying of "old age" wasn't really something that happened. Like, at all. Usually people just got, like, crushed by a rock or something.
I guess I sorta forgot that can happen.
I'm getting off-topic, but I'm really just trying to say that you have my great sympathies.
I assure you, we have one.
@Graingy Bastard.
The colours burn my eyes.
This looks awful.
+1Why?
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Wrong word?
Transcription essentially means to write down words. In this case, those words are onomatopoeia.
Grain Guy on @Graingy sends their regards.
+1They asked me to say that. Which is funny, because we hate each other.
I'm assuming they're blocked. Thanks for that, as it's pretty funny that the dolt figured they'd have to come to me if they wanted to get a word in.
@Graingy ... Sure. Why not?
I am assuming you're blocked.
Or at the very least something that we can launch raiders from.
And an amphibious landing craft of sorts would probably be the best fit, assuming it could launch smaller boats.
We need a flagship.
None of your business.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG You certainly have a way with transcription.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Glass Grain Guy.
Looks funky.
@Graingy And have you done that?
@Graingy The feeling is mutual.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Ever heard of Trinitite?
@Mousewithamachinegun122 Okay, that got a chuckle out of me.
+1Don't play their game. They won.
This visually confuses me.
Like an X-15 and an SR-71 and some delta thing all smashed together.
Interesting form. Bulky fuselage, sleek... whatever those things are called.
@Mousewithamachinegun122 Please be sure to loudly announce that to Grain Guy, next time to see the Graingy account.
+1@Mousewithamachinegun122 Put Eels in it.
+1@Mousewithamachinegun122 Also I've heard they're great for making blenders since the blades are virtually indestructible.
With the power of hindsight, that thing is ugly as sin.