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Eel blender

27.7k TheMouse  one month ago
Auto Credit Based on Yish42's Simple Blender

A gift for Graingy, requested by orange conner. Instructions: To start, throttle up. Wait a couple seconds for full power. Then activate 1 to drop the eel. Wait a couple of minutes, and watch the magic happen. Results are mostly guaranteed.

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General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Simple Blender
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 16.4ft (5.0m)
  • Length 19.7ft (6.0m)
  • Height 91.9ft (28.0m)
  • Empty Weight 4,734,385lbs (2,147,483kg)
  • Loaded Weight 4,734,385lbs (2,147,483kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 1.208
  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 247284

Parts

  • Number of Parts 62
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 401
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    27.7k TheMouse

    And don’t upvote, it really does not deserve it. Just go upvote some new players planes. They deserve it more.

    Pinned one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    This is a joke. Please do not take it seriously. Do not start any drama.

    Pinned one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    @OrangeConnor2
    I believe you requested this?

    Pinned one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    Credits to @yish42 for the blender, and to @TheRicks2 for the eel.

    Pinned one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    A gift to @Graingy

    Pinned one month ago
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    50.5k Monarchii

    @OrangeConnor2 idk

    +1 28 days ago
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    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG I don't think Grain is a partygoer?
    Unless there's something here that I'm missing.

    +1 29 days ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    @BlackBird7
    I actually did not build the eel, as I did not have time. But I gave credit in a pinned comment. (Yes, Ik there are a lot of pinned comments now)

    +1 one month ago
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    1,654 BlackBird7

    Lol, this idea is so funny. Great work with building the eel

    one month ago
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    50.5k Monarchii

    @OrangeConnor2 well, its a party alright, not a good one, but a party... or smfin, idk

    +1 one month ago
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    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG Oh, great.
    They're back.

    one month ago
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    22.3k Graingy

    A threat I will destroy.

    +1 one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    Oh. I see. There is definitely a threat.

    one month ago
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    22.3k Graingy

    (It's about publicity, okay? How else am I supposed to rile people up into joining the Eel Protectorate without showing that there's an actual threat?)

    +2 one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    And yet you upvote it?

    one month ago
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    22.3k Graingy

    You're banned.

    Goodnight.

    +1 one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    Well, here it is again.

    one month ago
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    50.5k Monarchii

    @OrangeConnor2 definitely got blown by some super-powerful fan it is then

    one month ago
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    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG It’s probably nothing, unfortunately. They might just be busy with other things.

    one month ago
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    @Mousewithamachinegun122 Who do you think the MWBS is fighting?
    Why do you think we’re fighting?
    Grain Guy does not control Mars, but they’re quite influential within the Martian Union as they form the sole connection to Graingy.
    Graingy, and likely the Martian Union too, would most definitely send your rear to the next dimension if you crossed them, so I highly advise going too hard. Monarchii War-level weaponry would have you seen as a legitimate threat, thus leading to the ACTUAL powers stepping in. You don’t want that. I don’t want that. Grain Guy doesn’t even want that (after all, how else will they claim their glory?)

    one month ago
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    50.5k Monarchii

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 doesnt work, now its saying something about buying this electronic receipts that costs a gajikrillion of money and is worth Nex to nothing

    +1 one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG
    Smash it. Like this

    one month ago
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    50.5k Monarchii

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 no, how do we appease this non-tangible extraterrestrial melon?

    +1 one month ago
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    27.7k TheMouse

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG
    You mean Elon? We could give him some other planet.

    one month ago
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    50.5k Monarchii

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 how do we appease melon

    +1 one month ago
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