56.7k ShinyGemsBro Comments

  • I saw a German Airbus a-400m a few hours ago 2.6 years ago

    Did it have +200 airbrakes glued onto it's fuselage

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  • How to give plane custom paint schemes & patterns? 2.6 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming That or implement a new fuselage paint system
    Can't deny that there'll be those who'll paint an obvious penis on the sides of their jets but the moderators are here for a reason-

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  • My game lagged and.... 2.6 years ago

    If it works, it works

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  • J-11D Pale Crane 2.6 years ago

    @MrOofington She's homicidal by nature thanks to her traumatic childhood.

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  • WolfHunter9111 Existance 2.6 years ago

    Bro did an intentional oopsie. We'll just find out when he's out of the hot seat

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  • Can we change the fire rate of a cannon? 2.6 years ago

    As far as I know, not really. You can just position two of the same cannons together in one spot, with the other having a higher firerate than the first, but same name and everything.

    And to avoid the look of the wonky barrel recoil since you have two cannons overlapping, just make a custom recoil system (If you need to) using fuselage blocks and shock/suspension part, and disable the barrel recoil on both cannons.
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    But then again, this defeats the function of linked ammo count. Since it's two separate guns with their own shells. In conclusion, It's not possible so far
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    You can do this with the minigun and stock wing gun though. Just merge the guns together in one spot and have one weapon be linked to an AG to simulate faster firerate., and make sure disableAircraftCollision is set to true so the guns won't wreck each other when firing or if you plan the weapon to be inside a fuselage.

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  • Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II 2.7 years ago

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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    insert tanks getting peppered by APHE tracers

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  • Definitely not a Ukrainian Cruise Missile Teaser 2.7 years ago

    @IAlsoBuildPlane atmodertr rip L boz le mao eksdee oneoneone111! ro fl kek wee skrrt skrrt lesgo

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  • New SAMPLE-Cartoon image of simpleplanes 2.7 years ago

    Simple-chan

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  • Don't cry I am just a fish 2.8 years ago

    0/10
    still cried

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  • F-35A.Lightning 2.8 years ago

    Can't fly this cause of huge part count. Take an upvote and spotlight instead

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  • Criticism that makes a "Military Enthusiast" and a Top Gun fan mad 2.8 years ago

    Even the throttle split move to out-turn the Felon doesn't make sense. The F-14A's sucky engines could barely get the fighter to recover energy after it turned unless it was in a dive. Doing that stunt while on a climb and at low airspeed wouldn't do anything.
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    And, even if the engines were strong enough like those in later models of the Tomcat, doing the split throttle and hard yaw would just basically be asking for you to run into a flat spin or just outright stall the jet since the engine placement is real far apart from each other.
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    The point above is proven by this video made by @Griffon1 . I know SP physics are balls but the bad general idea of pedal turning with split throttle is shown

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  • MiG-29MU1 -Ghost of Kyiv- 2.8 years ago

    I pray the smoothskins won't make a big deal out of this because another Ghost of Kyiv build popped up again. Would be disappointing if this gets taken down out of people bringing politics once more
    Speaking from experience here. My MiG-29A with the Ghost livery got removed by mods due to the severe abuse of the report system by a ton of people who made a mess out of it

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  • Grumman F-14 Tomcat 2.8 years ago

    Blockcat

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  • F-22A Raptor V2.0 2.9 years ago

    @OkaNieba User got banned. Checked account and they don't exist anymore
    @PriyanshuGM Cope with what you have. People like what I do. Otherwise they would have complained to high hell already (which the mods will highly likely ignore cause nothing I post violates the rules)
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    Seriously you need to be more open instead of staying in your own little world thinking you're the better/superior one just because you dislike something the other guy does.
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    imagine getting 20k points with only putting anime girl liveries on someone else's aircraft
    According to majority of your posts, you do the exact same. Modifying other people's builds. You and I aren't any different, really. We both slap shit onto builds, post them, and people appreciate it.
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    also naming the variant wrong.
    Honestly would people really care at this point when it's already out there? I get that the UPG is a hunchback and with many other details, but don't forget. That was RD's build, he intends to keep it simple, and I will too. Besides, what difference would it even make other than aesthetics?

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  • Sukhoi Su-27m (Flanker) 2.9 years ago

    Kool beet

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  • AICHI 3DA-2 Akagi {299 parts} 2.9 years ago

    @Viperonursix You not appreciating an opinion from others just makes you look like an ingrate and close-minded when I'm saying truths. Sergio makes builds that are near accurate in terms performance and size. Mistakes happen here and there and the case of his Barracuda being agile for an attack plane is an example.
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    He won't make a 9G B-52 that can outmaneuver and outrun fighters. He can if he wanted to. But this is about builds being almost historically and operationally identical to the real thing.
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    If you wanted this dive bomber to be more maneuverable, do it yourself and modify the elevators to have a higher deflection angle so it would suit your needs. Creators won't answer the minority requests most of the time unless it's really needed or what the majority asks for is absurd.
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    I shouldn't need to explain to you since you look like you're smarter than how you present yourself with your argument. But from the looks of things, seemed like I had to. Don't take it as me berating your intelligence because of your response.
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    You want an F-14 in generic black and red paintjob? YOU make an F-14 in that said black and red paintjob. I don't know what you need specifically, and I don't do requests. It's just a recolor you wanted? There's a shit ton of Tomcats on the site. Dig through them, find what you want, give it a new coat of paint, call it a day.

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  • AICHI 3DA-2 Akagi {299 parts} 2.9 years ago

    @Viperonursix I could care less about your appreciation to a reply. I said what I needed to say, and it was a direct answer. I didn't need to repeat when it's already clear that dedicated dive bombers were never maneuverable at all. This build reflects that, and is accurate.
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    Let's end it at that.

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  • AICHI 3DA-2 Akagi {299 parts} 2.9 years ago

    Banzai

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  • Bf 109 G-2 Trop V1.0 2.9 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer I replaced the nose gun with an actual 20mm cannon and it feels damn authentic now. Very guten tag

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  • P-47D Thunderbolt Razerback 2.9 years ago

    The A-10's grandpa. Brought the brrt before the brrt.

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  • Focke Wofl FW-190 D9 2.9 years ago

    Wofl

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  • Simple Batch Programming 3.0 years ago

    I hereby conclude that I'm a smoothbrain

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  • F-15V Narukami Ogosho 3.1 years ago

    @Lake More like Ace Combat. And Miko's at fault for getting her addicted to it

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  • F-15V Narukami Ogosho 3.1 years ago

    @KudaOni OSMANTHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER... BUT WHERE ARE THOSE WHO SHARE THE MEMREEEEEEEEEEZ

    Zhongli livery coming soon

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  • Bricc F-4E 3.1 years ago

    Flying bricc
    carry big sticc
    hit enemy and make them go fricc

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  • North American P-51 D Mustang 3.2 years ago

    The yeehaw fighter

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  • epilepsy warning 3.2 years ago

    This one's bound to send people to the hospital

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  • D-Day 78th Anniversary Post 3.3 years ago

    Lest we forget the sacrifices of the brave for the rights of the free

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  • Unfunny memes for Simpleplanes 3.5 years ago

    The last one hit too damn hard

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  • Mikoyan-Gurevich MIG-29 3.5 years ago

    I got my Ghost of Kyiv Fulcrum taken down by the mods cause alot of people who apparently gave themselves self butthurt made the entire post political and propagandist when it was not. I sincerely hope that it doesn't happen to you, man.

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  • GKN SIMBA WOOD ARMOR!! (25mm cannon) 3.5 years ago

    Every other combat vehicle: armor

    This thing:

    WOOD.

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  • F/A-18C Hornet 3.7 years ago

    cough Wasp

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  • Farm and Town 4.0 years ago

    Love dogfighting AI jets over this map

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  • What’s the worst that could happen? 4.4 years ago

    Guided Castle Bravo intensifies

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  • [US Federation/Siren War] Ohio-class SSBN USS Vincent 4 days ago

    I haven't been doing alot of Siren War stuff lately
    Shit's been busy where I am, top it off with struggling how to write the next episode and what's gonna happen.

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  • Buckingham Palace 5 days ago

    rool breetanya
    breetanya rool da weibs

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  • Is there a way to intercept a missile? 7 days ago

    Having a CIWS with a ridiculous firerate and massive spread pattern works

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  • X-DR.DK-15 one month ago

    One can only wonder what Bocchi is doing there

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  • Tiger II (P) one month ago

    Sports Tiger

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  • Should I do a RP one month ago

    Make it in a private server so episodes and interactions won't pile up in the forums.

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  • Projects Sitrep 07/29/2025 one month ago

    @SuperSuperTheSylph
    So long as you don't belly flop the jet at high speed, the gears won't snap off

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  • Dassault Mirage 2000-5F one month ago

    Hon hon
    we fire baguette at ze enemie.

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  • Raphael and Rachel's lore 2 months ago

    @RB106
    Brother you're happy that you mentioned your own character.

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  • A Return? 2 months ago

    Better get it done before SP2 releases

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | Textures & Decals 2 months ago

    OH OKAY SO IT IS A THING.

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  • Ho-Ri 2 months ago

    Hmm yes
    poot jayant gan in metl boks
    ran wit enjin
    poynt at ader tenk
    treegr pool, tenk kabom.
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    jenyus.

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