56.7k ShinyGemsBro Comments

  • Perfectly Normal F-14 1.9 years ago

    Perfectly normal F-14

    Yes, and the floating brown thing in the toilet is a melted bar of chocolate

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  • Broken undo button 1.9 years ago

    This has been a VERY longtime issue.
    You're a very recent victim of it.


    Just save everytime you make progress on your build so it wouldn't get shat on by the broken undo.

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  • This is why we don't do airshow crap at 500 feet MSL 1.9 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer
    "What the fuck did you do"


    "Well, sir, I did a 450 frontflip at 140 knots with full burner, managed to regain short control before belly-crashing into the side of the terrain at 20 knots, but look at the bright side.."


    "Bright side..?"


    "The engines are still running, sir. It just got stuck in a bad place."


    "Send me your resignation letter before sunset"


    "Yes sir."

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  • [TEASER] "We Have BMPT At Home" 2.0 years ago

    When the BMPT at home does better than the BMPT at base

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  • Multidirectionally Adjustable Spring Suspension 2.0 years ago

    That's one way of making a military lowrider

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  • I've been fixed 2.0 years ago

    @Nerfaddict Aside from me being able to access it during that time, fortunately, nothing else. Cause I was able to email Jundroo immediately after it got broken into.
    .
    I was scrolling past the airplanes section when I got logged out of the site for no reason after I went to page 2. Tried logging back in but it said Account has been deleted.

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  • 2001 BMW M3 (E46) Race Car 2.0 years ago

    I can already hear that ear splitting, ecstatic engine whine once you rev it up from 3rd gear

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  • Can I ask a question 2.0 years ago

    It's just the Brown Pearl. A pirate ghost ship.
    You're gonna need real serious firepower to send it permanently underwater.

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  • F-16C -Have Glass V- 2.0 years ago

    It has glass

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  • Using SPRaster to paint grafitti and add life into a build 2.0 years ago

    @FumoCirno Graffiti is loosely defined either as art or a mess.
    Either way, point still stands

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  • F-35B 'Lightning II' 2.1 years ago

    sigh
    As much as I despise the F-35B for existing, I'll probably give this one a chance

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  • F-15C Eagle 2.1 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer How about I do anyway
    - Bill Wurtz

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  • BMW M-Rock 2.1 years ago

    Deutsch engineering

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  • BRP Antonio Luna 2.1 years ago

    Our navy sucks but better to have a few missile boats than nothing

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  • Northrop F-5E Tiger II (Royal Malaysian Airforce) 2.1 years ago

    @Pan What is this I didn't ask to be tagged

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  • EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS NEEDS TO READ (not sure if true) 2.1 years ago

    @Th3Missil3 Did you try turning your tracker on and off
    if that doesn't work, refer to your flight map and visually acquire target. Adjust heading as needed on intercept path

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  • Grumman F6F-5N Nightcat 2.1 years ago

    @F8boa I think the firing rails are angled down just right and the rocket's weight allows it to drop fast enough that they avoid the propeller entirely. Tiny Tim rockets are quite heavy.
    .
    It might also help that the pilot pulls up while pulling the trigger.

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  • Mornings in Wright 2.2 years ago

    @ToeTips I suppose powdering and applying lipstick to freshly dumped cow shit is valid then.
    And just to put it up here, I never used any filters or reshade in these screenshots since that's what it looks like you're thinking of

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  • F-35B Lightning II 2.2 years ago

    F-35B. Disgusting.
    .

    Happy birthday and great build though

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  • ... 2.2 years ago

    How it feels to chew 5gum

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  • I finally got a PC 2.2 years ago

    Achievement Unlocked:

    The real experience

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  • What's your timezone? 2.2 years ago

    How much did the Kremlin or Pentagon pay you to do this

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  • If you feel sad about your points, just remember this 2.2 years ago

    Never bothered blocking the guy cause I wanted to see him clown himself out more. Too bad he redlined himself a little early there.

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  • Mitsubishi F-2 Niwabi Enshou 2.2 years ago

    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes Read SilverWolf's comment and keep walking.

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  • If you feel sad about your points, just remember this 2.2 years ago

    If you feel sad about your points, you should really just stop caring cause it's just a number in front of a color pad that really gives you nothing
    Just build what you want to build and post it. People will like it or will not. Don't base your stay on this community just for a bunch of digital ranking.

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  • Computer powered stove 2.2 years ago

    vat do ve kook, komrads?

    Peeksels

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  • In your opinion what's is the prettiest 5th gen fighter 2.3 years ago

    Though I would say I like the Su-57 cause of it's "looks can be deceiving" appearance i.e it's ridiculously agile for it's massive size, I'd have to side with the F-22. The Raptor just looks clean from nose to tail and you'd almost think it's a star fighter than a jet if you don't know your planes.

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  • Ford Police Interceptor [Florida highway patrol] 2.3 years ago

    Florida man moment

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  • Ford Taurus Police Interceptor 2.3 years ago

    Frd Cow Cop Chaser

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  • Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation 2.3 years ago

    Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
    That's a fancy way of saying lethal lightbulb

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  • Does this get boring to anyone 2.3 years ago

    I'm pretty much fine with flying around the entire SP island chain repetitively. Though it would be nice if there were new places or something bigger around the corner, you can do just about whatever you want to.

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  • CS Houndwalker 2.3 years ago

    Holy shit how long has it been since I last returned to Plazma Burst.
    Thank you for bringing back so much great memories of the past

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  • I just figured this out 2.3 years ago

    Welcome to the Navy.
    We have floating elevators

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  • POLISH P-51 Mustang 2.3 years ago

    @Sakorsky God's dead. We're on our own

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  • Focke Wulf Fw-190 D-9 "Dora" 2.3 years ago

    @SnapTite Let me point out a few things that you mentioned here.
    - OP is not a native English speaker, and uses a translator to get things in order with the description. It's bound to make mistakes. Whether they can just copypasta an entire wikipedia page just for this purpose or not, is entirely by their choice.
    - Physics realism in SimplePlanes was never the best. Nor is any flight simulator's. The ludicrous numbers are highly likely just what they are for compensation in flight performance due to, again, this game's physics being complete balls and how this fighter was built in the first place by the OP.
    - You're making a big deal out of small things that can easily be corrected. I don't think it would hurt you to criticize people without indirectly calling them out for and implying that they're dumb.
    - And since you seem to be more on the well educated side, why don't you try your hand at building a realistic Fw-190 because you feel quite passionate about it.
    .
    I acknowledge that Sergio666 has flaws in building (and I still can't quite get over the low vertical offset of the pilot camera) but you have to admit that there was effort put in. Let alone making the build appear decent. It still needs a ton of work, that can't be denied. But the way you presented your criticism on this is downright just trying to make him look bad for little stuff.

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  • wtf gaijin 2.6 years ago

    When Gajingle does the thing

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  • Napco CD-100 2.6 years ago

    Alexa, play Fortunate Son

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  • The logic behind the undo button 2.6 years ago

    • press undo
    • square one
    • leave

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  • OH LAWD AN ACCURSED ONE 2.6 years ago

    F-10 Thundercat

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  • War Airship(Battle Blimp) 2.6 years ago

    Missed the opportunity to call it Battle Blimp

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  • Prix-8 M2 Long Range Air to Air Missile 2.6 years ago

    Almost thought this was a guided APFSDS dart cause of how pointy the nose cap is-

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  • R-360 Neptune 2.6 years ago

    Time to hit some naval targets in the Black Sea-
    [User has been banned]

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  • It is useless to hide from it, it will get you everywhere. 2.6 years ago

    @SILVERPANZER At this point I wouldn't be surprised if you decided to make some spidermech and call it a space superiority submarine since there's literally a cat that can be turned into anything floating around in the site.
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    Just keep doing what you do. I'm just sending my opinions here.

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  • Hellkeska But Better 2.6 years ago

    cough

    Su-24

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  • I’m a furrie 2.6 years ago

    klikbeit

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  • AC-130 [Thanks for Platinum] 2.6 years ago

    Secondaries
    You got em.
    Yeah, good hit. I see lots of little pieces down there.
    Whoaah!

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  • A-400M 'Atlas' 2.6 years ago

    Isn't this the AI tanker

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  • FB-22B Strike Raptor 2.7 years ago

    Raptor, but strike

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  • Fat Amy? No. Battle Penguin? Yes. 2.7 years ago

    @Khanhlam

    you wouldn't make it psm right?

    HEHE BOI

    @Zaineman

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  • Give me a simple/half-simple idea to making a Custom Missile 2.7 years ago

    It's not always we get to see an AGM-88 HARM custom missile. Maybe that's a good one for you

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