Lobotomy style eye catcher of an aircraft LMAO this is what SimplePlanes is made for! It's like a weird mystical creature from another world came down to earth. Truly bizarre aircraft, bossfight worthy design.
My only complaint here is the roll fricking sucks.
Honestly, I can't really remember much. All I know is I was interested in formula 1 cars at the time, and then I came across that one video where they explain how ground effect in formula cars work in SimplePlanes. I was like "what is a SimplePlanes?" so I downloaded it and built shitty f1 cars (the first one didn't look like an f1 car at all)
I was slowly moving from f1 shit to plane shit, and the first good plane I think I downloaded was some f-16 with a red white blue bird paint, and it flies like paper instead of heavy steel.
You guys are ALL WRONG. It's not the problem with pylons, it's not shocks, it's not pistons, hell it isn't the canopy itself.
It's those switches. It's those fucking switches. These little SHITS think they're oh so funny with their "ignore the ignoreAircraftCollisions" bullshit, they think they're too good for toggle-able hitboxes. Well guess what? I will NOT use this GARBAGE part for my builds EVER AGAIN. I will use anything other than switches to make my switches. I will REPLACE this INFERIOR part with the SUPERIOR other part made with 5 fuselage blocks and ...ok whatever, but my point is
Start messing around with fuselages and use subassemblies. Experiment with them like a crazy madman. Download other people's craft and dissect them to see wtf is up with them fuselages.
No, it's very trash, It can't fly because the tail doesn't work, and it flips over when taking off. It did a flat spin when I spawned it on Wright Final Approach.
Also some weird kraken stuff happens if it crashes hard into the water while the propeller is running. I tested this after I modified the nose to be heavy.
Because of that, I fixed up this Literal Trash.
I think fighter jets should have beefy human legs as landing gear instead.
Idk. I just like the image of fighter jets with beefy human legs (barefoot too)
my little ponyyyyyyy my little ponyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (I dunno how the song goes)
Also pretty nice to have some variety with AI spawned craft. Just having jets in the spawn pool gets boring after a while
@NTH "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD" yes you can... Also I prefer getting straight to the point instead of beating around the bush. I don't want to spend effort deciphering whatever they're saying.
People should make more feet imo. They look really nice and pretty (when they're not getting mangled by foot binding shoes) They also feel pretty nice, I want to wiggle them toes everyday.
Started from F1 related videos which is also related to simpleplanes. Can't download the aircraft carriers with comically large amount of parts, and also I had to have an account so I can upload stuff, so I created an account.
The username is arbitrary and I don't plan on thinking of a real username anytime soon.
@L1nus 1 Liter is 1 Kilograms right?
This aircraft has basically infinite fuel supply, so the actual weight doesn't change very very much, and the rate of fuel consumption of the engines are unnatural due to the way the engines are coded, so that's why I coded the Pseudo-Fuel-System to simulate having fuel and consuming it.
this looks very nice, unfortunately, very wobbly fuel tank (The detacher has 0 mass in it, making the fuel tank relatively very heavy and results in a very wobbly fuel tank)
You could've used a pylon for this, like the actual pylon has mass and the decorative pylon (like the pylon fuselage) will have 0 mass
Also, Hoshimachi Suisei herself pilots this plane??? big if true
mobile-friendly PEAK 🔥🔥🔥 you love to see it
I didn't know people use angle in fuselage blocks
custom missiles without wobbling, yes ddddßdxccccççç simply yes
@Graingy When you input these base stats to the attributes, they disappear, meaning these are the base stats. I used experimentation and brute force to get these stats. It took me 6 waking hours.
@AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas I have only but 2 questions:
1. How can I get as swole as this mouse??? This machine gun wielding rodent can hold an anime scythe with only a tail! this guy is very strong!
2. Does it have automatic driving mod?
@NEWCOUNTVIA I don't know what you did, but copy these instead
Left Side:
(AngleOfAttack/40 + (Pitch - PitchRate/(15+abs(Pitch)*30))/(1+pow(IAS/200,2)) * (abs(AngleOfSlip)>90?-1:1)) + ((Roll + (RollRate/100)/(1+pow(IAS/200,2))) * (abs(AngleOfSlip)>90?-1:1))
Plane is out: https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/56X153/Large-Metal-Bat-Its-like-really-large-larger-than-2-F-15s-atleast
+1Lobotomy style eye catcher of an aircraft LMAO this is what SimplePlanes is made for! It's like a weird mystical creature from another world came down to earth. Truly bizarre aircraft, bossfight worthy design.
My only complaint here is the roll fricking sucks.
+1Honestly, I can't really remember much. All I know is I was interested in formula 1 cars at the time, and then I came across that one video where they explain how ground effect in formula cars work in SimplePlanes. I was like "what is a SimplePlanes?" so I downloaded it and built shitty f1 cars (the first one didn't look like an f1 car at all)
I was slowly moving from f1 shit to plane shit, and the first good plane I think I downloaded was some f-16 with a red white blue bird paint, and it flies like paper instead of heavy steel.
+1You guys are ALL WRONG. It's not the problem with pylons, it's not shocks, it's not pistons, hell it isn't the canopy itself.
It's those switches. It's those fucking switches. These little SHITS think they're oh so funny with their "ignore the ignoreAircraftCollisions" bullshit, they think they're too good for toggle-able hitboxes. Well guess what? I will NOT use this GARBAGE part for my builds EVER AGAIN. I will use anything other than switches to make my switches. I will REPLACE this INFERIOR part with the SUPERIOR other part made with 5 fuselage blocks and ...ok whatever, but my point is
FUCK these switches.
+1Eye of Cthulhu from Terraria
+1SimplePlanes is still simple, as there are some things in this game that are quite not realistic, like wheel physics, car physics, wings and stuff.
Look at jamesPLANESii's stuff, he points out things that are unrealistic in the game, and the ways that he made them more realistic.
+1Start messing around with fuselages and use subassemblies. Experiment with them like a crazy madman. Download other people's craft and dissect them to see wtf is up with them fuselages.
MAPA's AI craft tutorial is how I started doing more decent aircraft early on, i think. The Gigachad Tutorial Plane has taught me how to build sexier wings. and so much more.
You can learn so much by dissecting other people's stuff, it's insane.
+1Dunno what gifyu is before. I'm gonna post a gif from gifyu and see if the gif survives or gets deleted. gonna post it on forums. May 18, 2025
https://www.simpleplanes.com/Forums/View/2100274
+1Holy shit evangelion mentioned
Is the cross really big? also I want more evangelion-esque planes in this website.
+1Taiwanese people. And also Cubans. and Chinese women, specifically women.
And also communists.
If I make the assumption that anyone who has the color red in their pfp is a communist, then some of these users on this forum are also communists...
:trollface:
+1"alt text"? I think ya image got nuked. What website are you hosting your image on? cause I don't think it's reliable.
+1Gnarly! That is really brutal. Gonna try this later.
+1No, it's very trash, It can't fly because the tail doesn't work, and it flips over when taking off. It did a flat spin when I spawned it on Wright Final Approach.
+1Also some weird kraken stuff happens if it crashes hard into the water while the propeller is running. I tested this after I modified the nose to be heavy.
Because of that, I fixed up this Literal Trash.
I want to cry, but I can't.
+1@TriStar wo thanks for the suggestion! I'm now gonna use github for most of the time for image hosting. seems really reliable.
+1I think fighter jets should have beefy human legs as landing gear instead.
+1Idk. I just like the image of fighter jets with beefy human legs (barefoot too)
my little ponyyyyyyy my little ponyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (I dunno how the song goes)
+1Also pretty nice to have some variety with AI spawned craft. Just having jets in the spawn pool gets boring after a while
@Fastplen God was the third guy in the baby making process, He painted the sperm with the blue angels color to ensure the baby goes into heaven
+1@NTH "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD" yes you can... Also I prefer getting straight to the point instead of beating around the bush. I don't want to spend effort deciphering whatever they're saying.
+1Wow it looks like if an f-18 and a f-14 had a baby!!!!
+1This would be ace combat if the jets couldn't handle the protagonist's bullshite
+1xiaohongshu? chinese app reference???
+1Nah that's just boring. Do 1 pushup for every comment of \@\MrSilverWolf that you see, it's a better activity and you get ripped af in the process
+1T
+1Can't deny, this plane has so much aura with all these permanent cyan tracer rounds all around the world. Definitely boss fight material
+1T
+1People should make more feet imo. They look really nice and pretty (when they're not getting mangled by foot binding shoes) They also feel pretty nice, I want to wiggle them toes everyday.
+1I thought of random stuff.
+1Started from F1 related videos which is also related to simpleplanes. Can't download the aircraft carriers with comically large amount of parts, and also I had to have an account so I can upload stuff, so I created an account.
The username is arbitrary and I don't plan on thinking of a real username anytime soon.
+1The landing gear is pretty nice. looks good and is sturdy
+1The ramjet engine loses thrust on too low of an altitude, so I tried fixing it so it loses thrust on a much higher altitude.
+1https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/t4M0iy/SAF-I-1-Equinox-but-It-can-now-pierce-the-sound-barrier-I-just-tried-to-fix-th
Thoughts?
Oh.. nvm, it's not iron lung, there's no cam
Anyways, I will try to beat this using only one of two location indicators later
+1@L1nus 1 Liter is 1 Kilograms right?
+1This aircraft has basically infinite fuel supply, so the actual weight doesn't change very very much, and the rate of fuel consumption of the engines are unnatural due to the way the engines are coded, so that's why I coded the Pseudo-Fuel-System to simulate having fuel and consuming it.
This is like Iron Lung right? I'll try this later
+1dayummmm my game instantly crashed
I like the black and sky colored epileptic sky more tho
+1this looks very nice, unfortunately, very wobbly fuel tank (The detacher has 0 mass in it, making the fuel tank relatively very heavy and results in a very wobbly fuel tank)
You could've used a pylon for this, like the actual pylon has mass and the decorative pylon (like the pylon fuselage) will have 0 mass
Also, Hoshimachi Suisei herself pilots this plane??? big if true
+1wo I didn't expect the gears to hold up in low physics mode, good job (also they look good)
+1mobile-friendly PEAK 🔥🔥🔥 you love to see it
+1I didn't know people use angle in fuselage blocks
custom missiles without wobbling, yes ddddßdxccccççç simply yes
AQF-21 EX is terrifying boss, I had to pull my stick to 100% at all times
+1Beautiful. i cannot describe it comprehensebly, it's so alien and impossible, it's like evangelion
+1Woah the first of its kind, awesome
+1@Graingy After
+1@Graingy When you input these base stats to the attributes, they disappear, meaning these are the base stats. I used experimentation and brute force to get these stats. It took me 6 waking hours.
+1@AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas I have only but 2 questions:
+11. How can I get as swole as this mouse??? This machine gun wielding rodent can hold an anime scythe with only a tail! this guy is very strong!
2. Does it have automatic driving mod?
6 MONTHS??!?!???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
my god, it's been like 4 years and nobody bothered to find the base stats of the missiles! this is madness!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
+1name=Interceptor
lockTime=5
maxRange=15000
minRange=1000
maxTargetingAngle=8
maxSpeed=1400
maxFuelTime=40
maxForwardThrustForce=20000
maxHeadingAngleAdjustmentRate=30
maxVelocityAngleAdjustmentRate=15
proximityDetonationRangeMin=8
proximityDetonationRangeMax=15
ignitionDelay=0
firingDelay=2
name=Guardian
lockTime=3
maxRange=8100
minRange=0
maxTargetingAngle=20
maxSpeed=1200
maxFuelTime=30
maxForwardThrustForce=15000
maxHeadingAngleAdjustmentRate=60
maxVelocityAngleAdjustmentRate=35
proximityDetonationRangeMin=8
proximityDetonationRangeMax=15
ignitionDelay=0
firingDelay=2
name=Inferno
lockTime=5
maxRange=7000
minRange=0
maxTargetingAngle=10
maxSpeed=450
maxFuelTime=30
maxForwardThrustForce=15000
maxHeadingAngleAdjustmentRate=40
maxVelocityAngleAdjustmentRate=25
proximityDetonationRangeMin=8
proximityDetonationRangeMax=15
ignitionDelay=0
firingDelay=2
name=Cleaver
+1lockTime=5
maxRange=16100
minRange=2000
maxTargetingAngle=10
maxSpeed=200
maxFuelTime=400
maxForwardThrustForce=36000
maxHeadingAngleAdjustmentRate=15
maxVelocityAngleAdjustmentRate=10
proximityDetonationRangeMin=5
proximityDetonationRangeMax=10
ignitionDelay=0
firingDelay=2
Oh nice! there's 2 cockpit cameras, one for looking at your instruments, and one for looking at your enemies. more people should do this.
+1T
+1Anything that doesn't exceed 96 parts and has no more than 7 wing parts (including panels) can be spawned by AI. This plane can be spawned by AI.
+1@NEWCOUNTVIA I don't know what you did, but copy these instead
Left Side:
(AngleOfAttack/40 + (Pitch - PitchRate/(15+abs(Pitch)*30))/(1+pow(IAS/200,2)) * (abs(AngleOfSlip)>90?-1:1)) + ((Roll + (RollRate/100)/(1+pow(IAS/200,2))) * (abs(AngleOfSlip)>90?-1:1))
Right Side:
+1(AngleOfAttack/40 + (Pitch - PitchRate/(15+abs(Pitch)*30))/(1+pow(IAS/200,2)) * (abs(AngleOfSlip)>90?-1:1)) - ((Roll + (RollRate/100)/(1+pow(IAS/200,2))) * (abs(AngleOfSlip)>90?-1:1))