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  • Why can't we edit the description of curated aircrafts? 3.4 years ago

    @WNP78 Why not just make it so that editing the description or name of the plane removes curation then? Wouldn't that achieve the same thing without being as annoying?

  • Im alive 3.4 years ago

    @DISHWASHER2005 Huh, mine's at 978, for a different reason though.

  • FINAL BOSS 3.4 years ago

    It's like if brick had a child with the droplet, I don't think there's any conceivable way to beat this thing in a fight outside of blowing up everything with a modded bomb.

    Truly worthy of its title.

  • Cirrus SR22 3.4 years ago

    @UmTeslaCybertruck1907 What do you mean? Also remember to use the "Reply" button otherwise I won't get notified of your comment.

  • Cirrus SR22 3.4 years ago

    You need to do it like this:

    ![here](https://postimg.cc/3WmyHCVy)

    Note the exclamation mark and the lack of spaces.

  • Im alive 3.4 years ago

    How many planes do you have on your jetstream?

  • Blood? Never heard of it 3.4 years ago

    @ollielebananiaCFSP Idk, most of the front page stuff I've seen flies horribly and just gets a lot of attention because it looks nice, I think so far the only things I've seen here that have a realistic flight model would be BaconEggs' Cirrus SR22 and ReinMcDeer's planes.

  • Blood? Never heard of it 3.4 years ago

    @ollielebananiaCFSP Well this isn't really a flight sim, so most people here won't really care much about that.

    I do agree that planes that can't immediately go from 0 to 200kt on takeoff and pull 40g turns are more fun to fly, however it's pretty difficult to make one like that given this game's poor physics and overcomplicated plane editor.

  • Blood? Never heard of it 3.4 years ago

    @ollielebananiaCFSP What would a "realistic" flight model even be? Isn't it better to just make the plane as fun as possible to fly?

  • 3000 3.4 years ago

    @ThatOneRoadTrainBuilder19 Almost? I don't think anyone else is crazy enough to go above this lol

  • Why can't we edit the description of curated aircrafts? 3.4 years ago

    @Ren This has been happening quite a bit lately, no idea why.

  • Why can't we edit the description of curated aircrafts? 3.4 years ago

    You can actually, you're just not supposed to.

    Reason being: To prevent people from editing the descriptions to something dumb after the plane is curated, even though no one ever does that.

  • WHEN ANDROID & IOS MODS? 3.4 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii I'm not supposed to say this yet, but we're making that version after we finish adding multiplayer to mobile. If the other devs ask, I didn't tell you this.

  • Are any updates scheduled soon or at all? 3.4 years ago

    @PhilipTarpley

  • Ayy 10k 3.4 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 That one works fine.

  • Ayy 10k 3.4 years ago

    The image doesn't load for me at all, not even copying the link from the edit page works. Maybe the image is set to private or something?

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @X99STRIKER

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  • them. 3.4 years ago

    him.

  • F/A-18F -Trigger- V1.0 3.4 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer Still unlisted lol

    Edit: Not anymore

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

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  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

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  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming @Rework

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  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    Dragged into another dimension!
    0x0ACC Odin: All right, that's far enough!
    0x09F4 Turning to stone...
    0x0A12 Can't escape!
    0x0A82 Countdown to Pestilence...4
    0x10E3 :
    0x09F3 KO'd!
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  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @Rework This Game Pak is designed only for use on the Game Boy Color.

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @Rework The resource you are looking for has been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    But I ran out of MP so I cant use Teleport anymore
    

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    Welcome, to my domain, THE VOID!
    fr now wheres the exit I dont like this place
    

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @Rework @IceCraftGaming
    And so, Korzalerke jumped into the rift while trying to get away from the horrible noise

    THE END

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming casts Full-Life again

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming casts Full-Life

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 3.4 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Not if I sue your nukes first!

  • Really? 3.4 years ago

    mine is at 649

  • Raptor V2.0 3.4 years ago

    T

  • What’s up 3.4 years ago

    The map ceiling

  • 3000 3.4 years ago

    @X99STRIKER @EasternPatrick I'm getting about 150 per day, still probably more than anyone else lol

  • IMMMM BACCCCKKKKK 3.4 years ago

    @XWorks He did, also this is a copypasta, I didn't actually write all of this lol

  • IMMMM BACCCCKKKKK 3.4 years ago

    @KNIGHTOFBRUH The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"

  • DeveloperKorzalerke is now following you. 3.4 years ago

    @G2 Huh, neat.

  • Dang, Rework! 3.4 years ago

    hehe

  • DeveloperKorzalerke is now following you. 3.4 years ago

    @G2 Interesting. How long did it take to figure it out?

  • How to update a plane's XML file (mobile users skip to the end) 3.4 years ago

    @BestBuilderEverNOCAP Btw when tagging people you need to have a space between the tag and your comment otherwise it won't work.

  • How to update a plane's XML file (mobile users skip to the end) 3.4 years ago

    @BestBuilderEverNOCAP The folder is hidden by default, after you enable it (like this), it should appear on: C:\\Users\[yournamehere]\

  • I’m Following 1000 Players. 3.4 years ago

    @Rework Hmmm...

  • How to update a plane's XML file (mobile users skip to the end) 3.4 years ago

    @BestBuilderEverNOCAP Did you enable hidden folders?

  • A lil sneak peak 3.4 years ago

    @DogeToTheMoon Tag in case you missed my other comment.

  • A lil sneak peak 3.4 years ago

    Here's the correct way:

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