"Aircraft recognition film number 2." Slow orchestral music
"B-17 Flying Fortress" Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"Avro Lancaster" Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"P-51 Mustang" Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"P-47 Thunderbolt" Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"Hawker Hurricane" Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"Supermarine SpitsFire" Black silhouette appears and flashes, Projection shakes, Music stops abruptly, grey background starts turning black Music resumes Abruptly cuts to text
"Interception measures." Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a B-17 slowly flying above
"B-17 Flying Fortress" Bf 109 slowly flies up to above the B-17, then dives at it and shoots it down Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with an Avro Lancaster slowly flying above in a darker grey sky
"Avro Lancaster" Bf 109 slowly flies to the Lancaster guided by radar, then shoots it down Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a P-51 slowly flying above
"P-51 Mustang" Bf 109 slowly flies up to the P-51, engages in a brief dogfight, then shoots it down Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a P-47 slowly flying above
"P-47 Thunderbolt" Bf 109 takes off, lures the P-47 to lower altitude, then engages it in a brief dogfight and shoots it down Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a Hurricane slowly flying above
"P-51 Mustang" Bf 109 slowly flies up to the Hurricane, engages in a brief dogfight, then shoots it down Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield while a SpitsFire floats completely still directly above it Music cuts out
"Supermarine SpitsFire" Neither aircraft move, then the Bf 109 begins to slowly sink into the ground while SpitsFire remains still Films shakes, music returns severely degraded to the point of being unrecognizable Abruptly cuts to text Music returns properly
"Now you are prepared to defend the Fatherland against all western allied aircraft threats."
Looking at this thing is a stroke in tank form.
Tiger 2? Nope.
Lowe? Nope.
Panzer 3? Nope.
Panzer 4? Nope.
KV? Nope.
GC-GT-4-AUSF-M? Apparently,
Not saying it looks bad, quite the opposite, it just gives me thinkhurt
jrefiwroijwefoehrfehfyuehfruhfuhfewfudsihfuejfkpqkmdknjhfug means
"I see"
in my own language which I invented right now.
I am perfectly fluent in it.
Whenever I want to say something in it, I just make up a new word that means whatever I want to say.
It's foolproof!
90 tonnes? 21 meters long? 10 meters wide? 6 meters tall? THAT much armour?
Buddy I'd be impressed if this thing was under 500 tonnes, let alone 90.
Unless it's at 2x scale (can't download, can't check), but even still that seems far, far too light...
@Robomo119DerMustangKiller
My autistic-type screeching is stronger!
I WILL NOT BE BEAT!
THE-
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I'm gonna be honest, when I first remembered that joke (that everyone seems to like for some reason), I thought the airbus pilot took a shit.
It seems I misremembered
The year is 2038 A new Soviet Union has (somehow) formed. Idk how their leader is basically nature's Mary Sue and we all have to put up with it Their victory parade included 50 of these things, a tesla coil, and a 915 meter-long aircraft carrier mounted on a treaded platform. They have refused to explain any of this. An elephant with Lenin face paint floats overhead, suspended by rubber party balloons. A new superpower has risen.
@CL125 Oh I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad thing.
My opinion is rather neutral.
It's just that this game continues to have the name "simpleplanes", and yet is increasingly "simplewhatever".
So I kinda wonder who was the first person to realize that the name was a false guide...
Stealth?
This thing just looks like a french plane that got dropped lol.
No offensive intended to you, of course, the original design just looks silly.
To be perfectly honest, this looks horrible, but it still brings me so much more joy than most other replicas I've seen on this site.
Thank you.
Even if I haven't downloaded (laptop no Simpleplanes), I still love this.
@phrongus
Domain: Wendy's drive through
Kingdom: Mineral
Phylum: Chord data (get it? like, wing chords, mixed with chordata? GET IT!?)
Class: Plentiful
Order: Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Family: Adopted
Genus: ABSOLOOTLE!
Species Phrongus Phronglaxius
Subspecies: South-Pacific Phongler.
This creature is well known to scientists for being just a little silly.
@CarMakerFry20 couldn't tell you.
I assume by "this game" you mean "Juno: New Origins", in reference to the post's content.
I assume you mean spotlight as in, show your followers a post on the game's website?
In which case, I'd assume the same as SP.com?
I found out accidentally that both sites use the same account, so me, who doesn't own J:NO (heheh it looks like it says "juno"), apparently has a profile for the game's site.
Going off that, I'd assume them similar, though I didn't stick around there.
@TASTEinc Naming countries of the UN. Whispers
What's that? More whispering
Really? Whispering continues
Ah, okay.
So, I have been informed that the Great lakes are not countries, and that neither the USSR, nor Yugoslavia, continue to exist, though they formerly held UN membership.
I apologize for this confusion.
looks like a puntable little creature
+2In the words of Scout:
+2BONK!
@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
+2GIF of milk being poured on some guy's face
"I don't care what gender you are, get in the jar!"
+2"Aircraft recognition film number 2."
+2Slow orchestral music
"B-17 Flying Fortress"
Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"Avro Lancaster"
Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"P-51 Mustang"
Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"P-47 Thunderbolt"
Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"Hawker Hurricane"
Black silhouette fades in, pauses, then fades out
"Supermarine SpitsFire"
Black silhouette appears and flashes, Projection shakes, Music stops abruptly, grey background starts turning black
Music resumes
Abruptly cuts to text
"Interception measures."
Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a B-17 slowly flying above
"B-17 Flying Fortress"
Bf 109 slowly flies up to above the B-17, then dives at it and shoots it down
Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with an Avro Lancaster slowly flying above in a darker grey sky
"Avro Lancaster"
Bf 109 slowly flies to the Lancaster guided by radar, then shoots it down
Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a P-51 slowly flying above
"P-51 Mustang"
Bf 109 slowly flies up to the P-51, engages in a brief dogfight, then shoots it down
Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a P-47 slowly flying above
"P-47 Thunderbolt"
Bf 109 takes off, lures the P-47 to lower altitude, then engages it in a brief dogfight and shoots it down
Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield with a Hurricane slowly flying above
"P-51 Mustang"
Bf 109 slowly flies up to the Hurricane, engages in a brief dogfight, then shoots it down
Diagram appears showing silhouette of a Bf 109 on an airfield while a SpitsFire floats completely still directly above it
Music cuts out
"Supermarine SpitsFire"
Neither aircraft move, then the Bf 109 begins to slowly sink into the ground while SpitsFire remains still
Films shakes, music returns severely degraded to the point of being unrecognizable
Abruptly cuts to text
Music returns properly
"Now you are prepared to defend the Fatherland against all western allied aircraft threats."
Bro didn't know about the engine part 💀 /s
+2F9U-2 Plunderer when the FU-No.2 Plunger walks in:
+2Fella looks like he sucks up peas from a lake.
+2schluurr-plunk
schlurr-plunk
schlurp...
schlur-plunk
Looking at this thing is a stroke in tank form.
+2Tiger 2? Nope.
Lowe? Nope.
Panzer 3? Nope.
Panzer 4? Nope.
KV? Nope.
GC-GT-4-AUSF-M? Apparently,
Not saying it looks bad, quite the opposite, it just gives me thinkhurt
@Mustang51 Does NonCredibleDefense count as media?
+2jrefiwroijwefoehrfehfyuehfruhfuhfewfudsihfuejfkpqkmdknjhfug means
+2"I see"
in my own language which I invented right now.
I am perfectly fluent in it.
Whenever I want to say something in it, I just make up a new word that means whatever I want to say.
It's foolproof!
@MobileBuilder21 Couldn't've said it better myself.
Never heard of this guy.
+2@BluestBoi "And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!"
+2Still looks cool tho
+290 tonnes? 21 meters long? 10 meters wide? 6 meters tall? THAT much armour?
+2Buddy I'd be impressed if this thing was under 500 tonnes, let alone 90.
Unless it's at 2x scale (can't download, can't check), but even still that seems far, far too light...
It's not a fishbed.
+2It's a fishmat
Bad a naughty children get put in the KD-TMW666 to atone for their crimes.
+2@Robomo119DerMustangKiller
+2My autistic-type screeching is stronger!
I WILL NOT BE BEAT!
THE-
[The following text has been removed by the Graingy Public Relations department, because oh my god what he just said was dumb. Our deepest apologies towards anyone who caught sight of it before we caught on and deleted it. To those who didn't, have a wonderful day.]
I'm gonna be honest, when I first remembered that joke (that everyone seems to like for some reason), I thought the airbus pilot took a shit.
+2It seems I misremembered
quite a few things really...
+2...
you got a new haircut?
@Guywhobuildsstuff
+2God I hate lobsters.
Always "Constant growth" this and "have a hard exterior" that.
Mind numbing stuff, I tell you.
@Guywhobuildsstuff THE EELS WERE, YOU TWAT!
+2@32 My man just met Sausage Crust
+2Any moment now those Soviets will come back from space...
+2Aaannyy moment now...
The year is 2038
+2A new Soviet Union has (somehow) formed. Idk how their leader is basically nature's Mary Sue and we all have to put up with it
Their victory parade included 50 of these things, a tesla coil, and a 915 meter-long aircraft carrier mounted on a treaded platform. They have refused to explain any of this.
An elephant with Lenin face paint floats overhead, suspended by rubber party balloons.
A new superpower has risen.
We send to moon
+2Be there or be square
+2:💀
God I love how those two always look like a couple of missionaries showing up at your doorstop to tell you about their lord and savior lmao
+2@FirstLandFish83828 glub glub mutha fricca
+2@CL125 Oh I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad thing.
+2My opinion is rather neutral.
It's just that this game continues to have the name "simpleplanes", and yet is increasingly "simplewhatever".
So I kinda wonder who was the first person to realize that the name was a false guide...
@HokagoAerospace If your english is good enough to order a hamburger, then that's a good sign :)
+2Cool! Never head of Hypno
+2->Reached Platinum in under a year
->Refuses to elaborate
->Leaves
->Reached Platinum in under a year
+2->Refuses to elaborate
->Leaves
Stealth?
+2This thing just looks like a french plane that got dropped lol.
No offensive intended to you, of course, the original design just looks silly.
To be perfectly honest, this looks horrible, but it still brings me so much more joy than most other replicas I've seen on this site.
+2Thank you.
Even if I haven't downloaded (laptop no Simpleplanes), I still love this.
WHEEZE
+2@phrongus
+2Domain: Wendy's drive through
Kingdom: Mineral
Phylum: Chord data (get it? like, wing chords, mixed with chordata? GET IT!?)
Class: Plentiful
Order: Two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Family: Adopted
Genus: ABSOLOOTLE!
Species Phrongus Phronglaxius
Subspecies: South-Pacific Phongler.
This creature is well known to scientists for being just a little silly.
That is one goofy looking plane.
+2I like how it looks
"The B-52 was designed to replace some of the U.S's older bombers."
+2Became the very thing it swore to destroy, eh?
(A communist)
It's like a B-29 did the unholy with a B-36 while in the presence of a nazi flag lol
+2@FatPilotOne glorious red flag.
+2Shame it didn't work out too well in the end...
At least their planes looked pretty badass
morb
+2filthy inferior chinese hammer and sickle!
+2Nothing compared to glorious Soviet Hammer and Sickle!
@CarMakerFry20 couldn't tell you.
+2I assume by "this game" you mean "Juno: New Origins", in reference to the post's content.
I assume you mean spotlight as in, show your followers a post on the game's website?
In which case, I'd assume the same as SP.com?
I found out accidentally that both sites use the same account, so me, who doesn't own J:NO (heheh it looks like it says "juno"), apparently has a profile for the game's site.
Going off that, I'd assume them similar, though I didn't stick around there.
@TASTEinc Naming countries of the UN.
+2Whispers
What's that?
More whispering
Really?
Whispering continues
Ah, okay.
So, I have been informed that the Great lakes are not countries, and that neither the USSR, nor Yugoslavia, continue to exist, though they formerly held UN membership.
I apologize for this confusion.
Everybody:
+2USSR after one (1) foreign goods exposition:
@LM0418 This joke is as old as time and refuses to die.
+2what
+2Just remembered how tiny this thing is.
+220200 parts and yet it's a dwarf
God I hate snowstone.
+2Not because it's boring, but because you can't use the goddamn place for sh1t.