52.1k Graingy Comments

  • Real Lightning Mcqueen 3.0 years ago

    Jundroo messed up big time by adding text lmao.
    Thanks to them, we have this beautiful contraption. Blessed.

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  • Tractor Plane 3.1 years ago

    OOOHHHHH so THIS is how you steal Russian aircraft!

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  • British tanker 3.1 years ago

    Surrender lmao

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  • F-117 (25Parts) 3.1 years ago

    If I had a square meter of radar-cross-section for every pixel in that first image, I'd be stealthier than the plane

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  • Little Bugger in glass ball 3.1 years ago

    well, at least it's not a jar...

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  • A skull 3.1 years ago

    In loud, frustrated british accent
    SKULL EMOJI

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  • chubby Blooper guppy 3.4 years ago

    Cool SCP
    calls behind me

    HEY CARL! WE GOT ANY HELLPITS LEFT IN STORAGE?

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  • YAMATO 1945 3.5 years ago

    Literally just noticed that this thing, for all its parts, is TINY.
    It’s a little baby Yamato omg!

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  • Kowalski, analysis 4.9 years ago

    Only one possible way: Witchcraft and dark magic, just like climbing a metal pole. Or using chopsticks. No mortal can do these things, only those who deal with the kraken. Jeb must have made it.

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  • YAMATO 1945 5.1 years ago

    To run this would be... straight outa the door, 10 petaflops, at LEAST

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  • JAS 39C Gripen 5.1 years ago

    Nothing more than a cheap Pigpen ripoff... lol

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  • FOX ONE 5.5 years ago

    BEEP BEEP BEEP Missile inbound, deploying flairs, deploying flairs, aaahh

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  • K.Corp MT-27 Vidar 5.7 years ago

    "Got the spider!"

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  • KSP-Logo 5.8 years ago

    BREAKING NEWS: Jebediah Kerman now longer allowed near golf carts after crashing one into the launchpad and somehow blowing it up.

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  • Infantryman(50parts Walker) 5.8 years ago

    when mom says she got McDonalds

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  • [WEBW] N-1 Rocket 5.9 years ago

    how many Boom 50s are inside?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.3 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 I'm pretty sure I do.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.3 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii Oh... what changed in the game thats stops it from now?

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.5 years ago

    OK... removes upvote... It doesn't even takeoff! >:(

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  • norman class training bomber 7.8 years ago

    it's my first uploaded plane

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  • [Artwork] Envy 22 hours ago

    @Boeing727200F @LunarEclipseSP RTX On

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  • Street Chase Roleplay - A SimplePlanes 2 Roleplay Server Content yesterday

    @SupremeDorian can you confirm or deny rumours (originating from me, right now) that Chad will gain the ability to wield a lead pipe in the full game?

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  • [Artwork] WPlace SimplePlanes Corner Managers’ Booth yesterday

    @LunarEclipseSP @Boeing727200F I've done enough drawing for the year, methinks.
    ... Ah shit it's December 24th...
    Whatever. The fruits of my labour shall be visible upon the 25th!

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  • [off topic] diamond :) yesterday

    Missed this.
    No enchantments? Man, you're weird.
    What edition? How old is the world? Do you play with any cheats on?
    I've been playing the same Bedrock world on and off for over four years (mostly off). I do, however, play on Easy with Keep Inventory since I don't want that sort of stress. Granted, I could probably bump the difficulty, but Keep Inventory is staying on no matter what.

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  • Jundroo may need to take this issue seriously. 2 days ago

    Must be terribly inefficient.

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  • Jundroo may need to take this issue seriously. 2 days ago

    @Boeing727200F I see… so they run on tires while using the rails as guides, not actually running on the rails…

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  • Thoughts on Less-Versatile Humanoid Mechs? 3 days ago

    Not to self-promote too hard, but may I suggest the Autofighter direction? Mount a turret on top of the body to carry the artillery.
    Also, hands and heavy armaments aren’t mutually exclusive. It doesn’t come up in the linked page, but the M40 autofighter design has a dominant hand: the left arm has an M2 .50 cal machine gun, while the right has a smaller M1919. The right hand is able to be somewhat stronger for this, fitting more motors and hydraulics in the forearm where the larger weapon and ammunition would’ve been.
    Two hands, same shape, but different specializations for the arms.

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  • Thoughts on Less-Versatile Humanoid Mechs? 3 days ago

    Titanfall?
    @Monarchii Goat mech.
    @SimpleStudent Maybe I missed something (I did start to skim, to be honest), but Jaeger-scale mechs only really make sense if you need to handle (not fight, handle) something of similar size; redirecting movements, etc.
    Otherwise you’re losing the advantage of mechs by being so large: being able to nimbly make use of cover such as buildings and alleyways.

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  • new palne 5 days ago

    palne

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  • SP2 | Hole Carving 6 days ago

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  • Graingy Survey: What's Your Most (and Least) Favourite SimplePlanes Sound Effect? 6 days ago

    @Boeing727200F SP2 cannons are deeper, but still not great. Unfortunately I doubt Jundroo has the budget for WT-level sound design.
    @YishFish42 I know that, I just didn't know that each engine had its own sound for overspeeding.

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  • Walking With Doro! 6 days ago

    @Boeing727200F On Earth some lifeforms develop bodily poisons to discourage predators from eating them.
    In SimplePlanes 2, things work a tad differently.

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  • Holiday Event: The Block Toy Challenge! 7 days ago

    @TitanVector Oh thanks except

    I'M STILL STUCK IN THE FUCKING JAR

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  • SWL-120 Engines No Mods 13 days ago

    @V 17k on engines, 30k as a whole. That's mostly engine. Narrowly, but still mostly engine.

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  • Sukhoi Su-57SM3 (5.5th Gen) Deep-Modernized 13 days ago

    Interesting take, though I find it incredibly hard to believe that Russia could pull this off.

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  • SWL-120 Engines No Mods 13 days ago

    @QuesoAirlines I didn't know it came with afterburner!

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  • Stealth airfoil 13 days ago

    What can that actually be used for? I didn't see an option to insert reflective surfaces. Do I just need to look harder, or...?

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  • Website bug 13 days ago

    @PlaneFlightX It's all Anonymous planes.
    I do wonder why so many old craft are Anonymous. Did SP originally not require an account to post? Curious...
    @AndrewGarrison Could you perchance bless us with insights as to the primordial days of this site?

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  • SWL-120 Engines No Mods 13 days ago

    8k parts.

    For one engine.
    Calm down.

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  • gumdrop [mmmm!] 14 days ago

    Pac Man ghost

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  • Airbus A330'000'000'000-3'000'000 "Flying Aeon" 14 days ago

    @xXLouisPlayzXx an almost entirely redundant mod that got built-in like Overload. Its only useful remaining feature is to scale an entire craft, though keep in mind that drag is also scaled no matter what.

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  • Airbus A330'000'000'000-3'000'000 "Flying Aeon" 15 days ago

    @xXLouisPlayzXx Fine Tuner. Could strip parts.

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  • Airbus A330'000'000'000-3'000'000 "Flying Aeon" 15 days ago

    Make it longer.

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  • Graingy Survey: Have You Had Any Funny Dreams Recently? 16 days ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla no, Donut
    @BYardley Which country is that?

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  • [Monarchii/Siren War] MRNS Shinna Faultline II (Sriwijaya-class DDGX) 17 days ago

    I swear I have the perfect image of a crow to joke about the thumbnail but I don't have it right now :(

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  • Minecraft passenger plane 19 days ago

    This is vastly higher quality, though. Probably because it was purpose made instead of a refitted newbie plane.

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  • WPlace SP Corner Christmas Tree Challenge 20 days ago

    @Boeing727200F @LunarEclipseSP Just FYI, Sand Lake is a solo project of mine. Please do not add anything to it (including more of me).
    Thanks.

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  • SP2 | Blimps & Rails 21 days ago

    @GabrielFangster70 Really hope it doesn't,
    The fact that Juno: New Origins is a terrible name aside (it's generic and seemingly meaningless), it made sense there since, firstly, J:NO was a completely different game than SimpleRockets. It was the second space sim by Jundroo, but past that? Totally different breed, hardly a true sequel.
    SP2 is very much of the same sort as SP, just newer and improved. Hell, it literally has backwards compatibility with craft.
    I also imagine that SR probably didn't have the largest community to begin with, whereas SP does (relatively speaking). There's more of a reason to have series continuity in SP's case, while J:NO better suited a reset after Jundroo became larger and more people played their games.

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  • How do YOU pronounce “Jundroo”? 21 days ago

    Ah, inner peace.

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  • Mil Mi-1 21 days ago

    Robot Lenin

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