OOh yeah that 24-5-16 loser?
Bastard linked me to an unlisted craft of two graves, one tombstone with super ariliner or whatever their name is, the other blank and empty. Think they said something like "there's room for one more".
When I asked them if it was a threat, they said something like "just a joke". Don't know why but that prevented me from reporting them.
Goddamnit I shouldn't give in to these Schrodinger's Douchebags
... okay, I'm not at my mac, and even still my mac wouldn't be able to handle this, but still:
What.
You people need to chill we don't need you to solve ftl travel or anything it's just a silly plane game like damn.
looks fancy though. Tickles the "oooh eee tech" part of my monkey brain
Interesting. I should try to find the time to download this.
...
Yeah that' probably won't happen.
Still, it's good to see someone attempting to demonstrate, even if I have no idea what exactly it IS.
@Thatguy2020 I am going to be completely honest with all of you (including the poster but they get a notification anyways so no tag needed), this thing looks like an American tech tree War Thunder premium aircraft in the 1.7-2.7 range, just going off appearance.
History channel trying to convince bob and his tired wife that the pile of junk the Nazis left lying in a bombed-out factory was actually a super-secret wunderwaffe project that could've defeated the F-15:
oh it's that thing from the NATO test drive in war thunder.
The ugly dome thing.
God I always hated how it looked, sitting there, smug as everything bounced off the turret.
You've perfectly captured its ugliness. Good job!
what a nice tiger.
Also, Holocaust denial? In MY Simpleplanes?
It's more likely than you think... for some godforsaken reason.
Like that's a really fricken low bar.
Ohhh boy I sure do love the local civilian glider club.
I am absolutely certain that they are not familiarizing themselves with aerodynamics, which could be used to develop and fly illegal military aircraft for a major conflict in a few years time
@GyurineMilSystem
Sarcasm. It's sarcasm. I was making a joke mocking russian supporters in the Russo-Ukraine war and how they will brush off any russian failure, or call it "tactics" or a "feint".
The joke was that this hypothetical idiot that I was parodying would claim that, instead of meaning it was the tank being destroyed, a T-72 turret being launched a hundred meters into the air after a javelin strike was simply it "surveying the terrain" (Not even the russian supporters are that dumb, but it's a parody).
You posted a periscope. Periscopes are frequently used to see over things. While Tank periscopes are less for seeing over obstacles are more for seeing over armour plating without needing a hole, I was implying humorously that it was, in fact, what they were for and that, humorously, that was """why""" (BIG quotes on that one) T-72 turrets (totally not just blown to kingdom come) were launched so high when struck: to """""""""see""""""""".
In the event that you are wondering why I invoke a reference to the current Ukraine conflict when the original post didn't, it is because I saw an opportunity and the conflict has been forefront in many peoples minds, having seen much parody (though Poe's law is a frequent issue, it would seem).
Also, I have seen FAR too much NonCredibleDefense to be healthy...
Is it a plane?
Smooth-ish surface? Check
Wings? No. Is it simple?
Debatable...
...
Curious. This thing is neither simple nor a plane, yet it is found on SimplePlanes.com.
Maybe... gasp It's MADE of planes!
...
funny looking plane you got there, man. Very cool
@LunarEclipseSP CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB
Boom Boom Boom Boom!
+3Their life was cut too soon!
Now they explore the nether,
From now until forever!
@Zaineman
+3SimplePlanes!
Vomit-inducing PSM maneuvers from the relaxation of your own bed!
Buy now!
OOh yeah that 24-5-16 loser?
+3Bastard linked me to an unlisted craft of two graves, one tombstone with super ariliner or whatever their name is, the other blank and empty. Think they said something like "there's room for one more".
When I asked them if it was a threat, they said something like "just a joke". Don't know why but that prevented me from reporting them.
Goddamnit I shouldn't give in to these Schrodinger's Douchebags
Oooh boy Jundroo is never gonna live this one down.
+3@AndrewGarrison Publishing... tag when?
This post started the brainrot
+3@MrCOPTY we came
+3I just realized, does this thing predate fuselage?
+3it took me like two and a half years to figure out forum posts lol
+3I’m gonna be real with you, I think you’ve stopped making tanks and have started making gods with the physical form of tanks.
+3@LunarEclipseSP Memories of those shitty root beer lolipops
+3God I always hated those
Oh cool anyways what's your new password?
+3Poor crippled F-15 pray for fast recovery
+3@LunarEclipseSP
+3English pronunciation "rules" obligate me to state the following:
Zwitter.
I am sorry.
Looks like what you'd get if you asked a kindergartener to draw a fighter jet, just without the "pew-pew"s
+3@jamesPLANESii Discord 🤮
+3Real chads use Simpleplanes.com as their first social media!
I did, and look how great I turned out!
:)
You are going to hell
+3Single deck quadjets with turbofans hurt my brain
+3It's too much power!
Ahh the military of the PRC
+3Proof why some people should not be let anywhere near nomenclature.
People's Liberation Army Navy Marine Corps
OKAY!
+3WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS LET THE SR-71 INTO THE TU-22 ENCLOSURE!?!?
Russia makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry
+3Ukraine makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry, but cooler
... okay, I'm not at my mac, and even still my mac wouldn't be able to handle this, but still:
+3What.
You people need to chill we don't need you to solve ftl travel or anything it's just a silly plane game like damn.
looks fancy though. Tickles the "oooh eee tech" part of my monkey brain
Where's that one NCD meme about airships having a stronger aura than the B-2 Spirit?
+3This fits.
Mark Felton Intro starts playing
+3makes me want to wash my hands with soap and hot water for 20 seconds
+3@NiteNiteNite (She ate 14.3 burritos then kicked a small child in the mouth)
+3I can't wait to cut those balloons loose and watch them fly! It's the best part of any party!
+3...
Why did gravity turn off?
"Who drank all the organge juice?"
+3Boeing 777 with a suspiciously orange nose:
Interesting. I should try to find the time to download this.
+3...
Yeah that' probably won't happen.
Still, it's good to see someone attempting to demonstrate, even if I have no idea what exactly it IS.
@Thatguy2020 I am going to be completely honest with all of you (including the poster but they get a notification anyways so no tag needed), this thing looks like an American tech tree War Thunder premium aircraft in the 1.7-2.7 range, just going off appearance.
+3History channel trying to convince bob and his tired wife that the pile of junk the Nazis left lying in a bombed-out factory was actually a super-secret wunderwaffe project that could've defeated the F-15:
+3NordVPN
+3oh it's that thing from the NATO test drive in war thunder.
+3The ugly dome thing.
God I always hated how it looked, sitting there, smug as everything bounced off the turret.
You've perfectly captured its ugliness. Good job!
part count: yes
+3damn my pathetically slow mac! This thing looks cool, damnit!
what a nice tiger.
+3Also, Holocaust denial? In MY Simpleplanes?
It's more likely than you think... for some godforsaken reason.
Like that's a really fricken low bar.
Gigachad Vertigo isn't real, it can't hurt you.
+3Gigachad Vertigo:
@Samflugzeugpanzer
+3hits clutch with the force of god
this thing is infinitely more hot than that ridiculous "wasp woman" just above it
+3Ohhh boy I sure do love the local civilian glider club.
+3I am absolutely certain that they are not familiarizing themselves with aerodynamics, which could be used to develop and fly illegal military aircraft for a major conflict in a few years time
rolls down window
+3Ladies...!
They dun took the other half😭
+3Can't have sh*t in maywar
My man challenged the Olympus and the Gods answered.
+3le cacc
+3@GyurineMilSystem
+3Sarcasm. It's sarcasm. I was making a joke mocking russian supporters in the Russo-Ukraine war and how they will brush off any russian failure, or call it "tactics" or a "feint".
The joke was that this hypothetical idiot that I was parodying would claim that, instead of meaning it was the tank being destroyed, a T-72 turret being launched a hundred meters into the air after a javelin strike was simply it "surveying the terrain" (Not even the russian supporters are that dumb, but it's a parody).
You posted a periscope. Periscopes are frequently used to see over things. While Tank periscopes are less for seeing over obstacles are more for seeing over armour plating without needing a hole, I was implying humorously that it was, in fact, what they were for and that, humorously, that was """why""" (BIG quotes on that one) T-72 turrets (totally not just blown to kingdom come) were launched so high when struck: to """""""""see""""""""".
In the event that you are wondering why I invoke a reference to the current Ukraine conflict when the original post didn't, it is because I saw an opportunity and the conflict has been forefront in many peoples minds, having seen much parody (though Poe's law is a frequent issue, it would seem).
Also, I have seen FAR too much NonCredibleDefense to be healthy...
Is it a plane?
+3Smooth-ish surface? Check
Wings? No.
Is it simple?
Debatable...
...
Curious. This thing is neither simple nor a plane, yet it is found on SimplePlanes.com.
Maybe... gasp It's MADE of planes!
...
funny looking plane you got there, man. Very cool
@JustWingIt
+3Orbital bombardment
ho lee fuk these things are scary
+3@LunarEclipseSP CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB CULT OF BOB
+3"CAPTAIN!"
+3"What?"
"LOOK!!"
B-52 Stratofortress lining up for a carpet bombing run from the north-west
"OH F8CK"
square :)
+3