Flying Boy Kisser 11 months ago

10/10 post. I feel marketed to.

25,079 part Tutorial Plane 11 months ago

@ZyronGuy01 Minor trolling

I Am No Longer A Moderator 1.3 years ago

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How do i get good at making planes 1.3 years ago

@Talon7192 Bro i have no idea i've never used Blender in any significant capacity, why not ask on r/Blender or in the Blender discord or watch a youtube video or something? You'd get better information there than from an unrelated forum about building planes

How do i get good at making planes 1.3 years ago

@Talon7192 💀

Lag Issues (Mac) 1.6 years ago

@SpiritusRaptor im such a wrongpilled falsemaxxer errorcel

Draconis Class Cruiser 1.7 years ago

@Sadboye12 thanks for spotlight, means a lot

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Draconis Class Cruiser 1.7 years ago

ty for the spotlight @MitchellAviation

ArtiElf Type I 1.8 years ago

this literally looks like a different game wtf? Insane build, great to see the limits of SP as I remember them pushed so far

+1

The Lesser 1st Wave Ship 1.9 years ago

How to use “and” 512 times in a row grammatically.
A man owned a store called “and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When the sign was finished, the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spacing was wrong. So he said to the man, “The space between and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and a

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UPVOTES ? 1.9 years ago

How can I make the font size stay within the textarea in the modal window? It's currently set to 300px, but goes over the boundaries. It should stay inside the textarea. I've tried padding: 5px but that doesn't work.
<div class="modal fade" id="myModal" role="dialog" aria-labelledby="myModalLabel" aria-hidden="true"> <div class="modal-dialog"> <div class="modal-content"> <div class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-label="Close"><span aria-hidden="true">&times;</span></button> <h4 class="modal-title" id="myModalLabel">Edit Account Info</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <form action="" method="post"> <input type="hidden" id="id" name="id" value="{{ $account->id }}"> <div class="form-group"> <label>Name</label> <textarea name="name" class="form-control" rows="3" value="{{ $account->name }}" required="required" placeholder="What is your name?"></textarea> <div class="clearfix"></div> </div>

How do you make it so when a part loses all its health, it does not explode? 2.0 years ago

@SimpleDesignBureau bro ive literally no idea i posted that a year and a half ago

Verglas Class Battlecruiser 2.2 years ago

@Alphateam iirc it's the Skypark Navy mod, it might be outdated by now though. Not sure, haven't played the game in a long while

German Frying Fortress 2.2 years ago

grrrrr! germain corsair!!!! i will now harass this person who made an obvious joke because the FUNNY NUMBERS NEXT TO THE PLANE NAME ARE MORE THAN MY NUMBERS 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

+2

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.3 years ago

@Iaffey big fan of abandoning people in the woods

+2

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.3 years ago

function f_GetUpPuch201_2(zone)
{
   if(f_PlayersClose(zone))
   {
      s_Swing4.start(0,0);
      zone.punching = true;
      zone.punch_group = 201;
      zone.punch_num = 2;
      zone.gotoAndStop("punch201_2");
   }
   else
   {
      zone.fp_StandAnim(zone);
   }
}

+2

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.3 years ago

@handitover 2153 including this one

+2

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.4 years ago

@NotNiki I have upvoted every single comment on this post

+3

What happened to Spicyninja after the german corsair? 2.4 years ago

enter simpleplanes community
post shitty plane with the description "yeet bois"
cause year long drama prompting developer intervention
leave
never post again
gigachad

+4

Aviator’s Chat Rebirth 2.5 years ago

@Strucker I posted tentacle hentai but thanks I guess

+1

Aviator’s Chat Rebirth 2.5 years ago

@Strucker it's in my SP bio, but don't bother lmao

Aviator’s Chat Rebirth 2.5 years ago

sorry, remind me if I got banned from this one again?

Dune- Ornithopter 2.5 years ago

I can't articulate how much appreciation I have for you right now

RDS YF24.3 Ptilopsis 2.5 years ago

based

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.6 years ago

@AWESOMENESS360 there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox

+4

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.6 years ago

@X99STRIKER Once you have the gunship just use it to make Lockheed give you your money back

+4

When you can't get that one part to connect correctly: 2.6 years ago

when the cockpit randomly phases to x=0.0444 during mirroring

+5

Why use counter measures when you can style on them 2.6 years ago

Most maneuver-capable SP missile

P-51 Mustang - The Shark of Zambales 2.6 years ago

ok Inuyasha

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.6 years ago

😳 🗿 🥵

+3

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.6 years ago

-.-. ..- --

+3

Metal slug, mini bata 2.6 years ago

Random silver users on their way to make some of the best builds you've ever seen

+4

Weird glitch with posting comments 2.6 years ago

@CC1010 I really just think it's that the corsair has an anonymous author, like jamesPLANESii said.

Weird glitch with posting comments 2.6 years ago

@Numbers2 mmm might be thinking of the German Corsair or something, when mods lock a comment section all the comments are gone, and the corsair is not like that

Weird glitch with posting comments 2.6 years ago

@jamesPLANESii Oh of course, that makes much more sense.

jet bomber 2.6 years ago

Test, epic plane btw

+2

Weird glitch with posting comments 2.6 years ago

Hasn't the website code changed since the initial posting of the Corsair?
Tbh, I should check some planes around that age.

EDIT: Went through 15k pages of highest rated, interestingly in terms of sorting age seems to oscillate in waves (there'll be a period of 6-yo aircrafts with three upvotes, then it'll go down to 5-yo, etc). Quite cool.
Anyway, the bit where comments seem to do this is at 6.8 years old and past that.
This plane, at 6.8 years old, cannot have comments submitted on it.
This, however, can.
Guess they did a website update at 6.8 years ago and kinda broke older pages. I'd be interested to know if this applies to forums and videos as well, but idk when they were added.

+4

Please increase the difficulty of "Sam Evasion" Challenge 2.6 years ago

@ImNotFunny I just made it up on the spot, you're not missing out on anything

Is There Female Players?? 2.6 years ago

anyways obligatory AI-written copypasta
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Is There Female Players?? 2.6 years ago

This probably ranks as the second cringiest simpleplanes post I've seen, just behind ED's resignation forum

+4

Please increase the difficulty of "Sam Evasion" Challenge 2.6 years ago

Steve Enemies is a mod for SimplePlanes that greatly buffs the enemy AI.
Changes include:

Enemy aircraft will now teleport once they are locked onto
Enemy aircraft will now fly through canyons to evade you
Enemy aircraft will use auto-aiming turrets
Enemy aircraft start with 500 countermeasures
Enemy aircraft will use 360 degree lock missiles
The USS Beast has fifteen auto-tracking turrets and launches aircraft to defend itself
The destroyers now use auto-tracking lasers
SAM missiles are now relativistic
The Kraken detonates an explosionScale 500 Boom 50 when you come within 10 kilometres of it
Enemy convoys fire high-rate of fire rocket pods along your flight path
Enemy convoys have shield generators, they can only be destroyed once it is overloaded

Elite Dangerous Krait MKII 2.6 years ago

Why is this not getting more attention lol

+1

The official simpleplanes iceberg 2.6 years ago

@Ryn176 If you fly back to Wright afterwards there'll be a code

The official simpleplanes iceberg 2.6 years ago

@Ryn176 didn't WNP add an Easter egg to advanced targeting mod or smth
like it triggers the flying pyramid thing and then there's a whole bunch of other stuff happening afterwards
I'm not schizophrenic I swear

The official simpleplanes iceberg 2.6 years ago

isn't there that whole pile of nonsense with tv static, coordinates, etc leading to a secret message after you kill the pyramid boss

When you lmao too much 2.6 years ago

@Charris969 if you fire a relativistic cannon with the recoil turned up the graphics just completely spaghettify. I'm assuming the menu clouds are are the same as the clouds in the in-game skybox, so they get affected as well
Pretty funny

How do i get good at making planes 2.6 years ago

use blender instead

SPVR Update - Control Base 2.6 years ago

Based WNP78
No but really, this is great. Thanks for all your hard work.

æ 2.6 years ago

@Blaze15 Check the Markdown Formatting Tutorial

P-51D-30 Mustang 2.6 years ago

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend
In the gallows or the ghetto
In the town or the meadow
In the billows even over the sun
Every end of the time is another begun
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything in the end
Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants
Consequential enough to slip you into a trance
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene
Oh, no, no, oh yeah
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool, although you're only a man
So give it up and smile
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
Word to sell, another story to tell
Another time piece ringing the bell"
Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
But when you try to pretend to understand
You resemble a fool although you're only a man
So give it up and smile
You understand mechanical hands
Are the ruler of everything (ah)
Ruler of everything (ah)
I'm the ruler of everything
In the end
Without looking down, gliding around
Like a bumbling dragon, I fly
Scraping my face on the sky
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

+5