6,846 G2 Comments

  • SimpleRockets 2 - Career mode is coming... 1.5 years ago

    dang the new sp looking kinda funny ngl

    +17
  • I'm Back. 2.1 years ago

    would definitely love to see some mods.
    but no mobile, just ruins the effect

    +13
  • Ragdoll Pilot Woman 5 months ago

    must be hard to build with one hand huh

    +12
  • ArtiElf Type I 1.8 years ago

    simpleplanes

    +11
  • SI type mothership 2.0 years ago

    ah yes
    another computer bonfire ship…
    ss roast n’ toast

    +11
  • I did a thing. I am crying and in pain. 2.0 years ago

    when the graphics card hits the fan:

    +11
  • How do I cause a controversy? 2.1 years ago

    1. make a forum saying you are female
    2. tell good builders their builds suck
    3. make a forum in all caps explaining why the german corsair is not deserving of its upvotes
      and then… profit.
      works every time.

    +10
  • Is SP in danger with the new awful Unity TOS? 7 months ago

    fun fact
    the CEO of unity was the former CEO of EA
    while this guy was running EA, he implemented the "buy out indie game studios, overmonitize their product until they are ruined and then dump them" policy
    also, a ton of higher ups at unity did a shit-ton of insider trading right before they did the new announcement on the cost-per-download policy, which is a federal crime with a minimum sentence of 20 years iirc

    +9
  • Starship one year ago

    0/10, where failure engine?!!!

    +9
  • Moby Dick (One Piece) 2.1 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii moby scrotum

    +9
  • GKN SIMBA WOOD ARMOR!! (25mm cannon) 2.1 years ago

    it actually says free wi-fi
    all 5 year olds in a 30 mile radius:

    ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

    +9
  • so long nerd 1.8 years ago

    "Heroes don't die, they respawn"

    +8
  • Sukhoi Su30 2.0 years ago

    another sexy sukhoi
    how do you guys do it???

    +8
  • Jundroo turns 10 years old today 2.1 years ago

    @AndrewGarrison
    Hello fellow dev!
    Happy B-Day to jundroo!

    +8
  • A Memoriam For A True Friend 2.1 years ago

    Man 2022 has sucked so far, we've lost the Mriya and X99STRIKER?

    +8
  • Andrew 2.3 years ago

    obamid
    joe bidome
    cubist andrew

    +8
  • What's Next? 9 months ago

    why no andriiod jmod supprot!!!!!
    anew fix this now or unsubscribing!!!!11!

    +7
  • DO NOT CLICK ANYTHING THAT SAYS VERI*PRO !!! 1.3 years ago

    this is definitely a plaid level threat

    +7
  • QUEEN LIZ! 1.6 years ago

    yeah she ran out of totems

    +7
  • Hey 2.0 years ago

    @BeastHunter crypto fluctuates too much, i can hold gold and make guns out of gold

    +7
  • It's been a good ride. 2.1 years ago

    he sound genuinely destroyed until the end
    happy 40th bday androo

    +7
  • Su 30 Flanker-C 2.2 years ago

    Here’s controls because they aren’t listed:
    AG1: Engines On
    AG2-AG4: Jettison Ordinance
    AG5-7: Nothing
    AG8: Lights on/off

    +7
  • Rest in Peace to B-17 "Texas Raiders" and the P-63 1.4 years ago

    Rest in peace to all involved. It's a shame that so many good people, doing what they loved, had to lose their lives.

    +6
  • Egg + Testosorone = 2.0 years ago

    drugs are bad, kids.

    +6
  • [Tabloid] Nintendo Switch Sandbox Game SimplePlanes Unofficial Release on April 1st. 2.1 years ago

    This is laughable.
    I ran SP on a cardboard box and it looked better than it did on the DS.

    +6
  • i have no idea what i’ve signed up for 2.1 years ago

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Ooming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    • Barry?
    • Adam?

    • Oan you believe this is happening?

    • I can't. I'll pick you up.

    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    • You got lint on your fuzz.
    • Ow! That's me!

    • Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

    • Bye!

    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    • Hey, Adam.
    • Hey, Barry.

    • Is that fuzz gel?

    • A little. Special day, graduation.

    Never thought I'd make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    • Hi, Barry.
    • Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    • Hear about Frankie?

    • Yeah.

    • You going to the funeral?

    • No, I'm not going.

    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That's why we don't need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.

    • Well, Adam, today we are men.
    • We are!

    • Bee-men.

    • Amen!

    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...

    ...9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it's just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    • Wonder what it'll be like?
    • A little scary.

    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks

    +6
  • Plane Crashes in VIRTUAL REALITY are TERRIFYING! (Simple Planes VR) 2.2 years ago

    Simpleplanes? more like simpleplanecrashes.

    +6
  • Petition 2.2 years ago

    THIS MAN HAS AN IDEA. IT IS UP TO US TO MAKE IT A REALITY.

    join the andewovement today.

    +6
  • FT Missile Launcher 1.3 years ago

    *iran air 655 noises*

    +5
  • Oh no, this is not good- 1.3 years ago

    ok all jokes aside, avoid this sh like the plague, and don’t click any links in suspicious forum posts, if a gold was compromised it means the only thing protecting our accounts is ourselves

    +5
  • SP.com and a Mobile device are quite the combination. 1.5 years ago

    yeah, it's painful.

    +5
  • I LOCE SIMPLEPLANES!!!! 1.5 years ago

    KSP: Why won't you die?!
    SP: Fanbase, son!

    +5
  • Bunny Figure 1.8 years ago

    bro if her eyes were a little farther apart she could see 360 degrees around her like a horse

    +5
  • Map update leaked 1.8 years ago

    Walvis, buddy, why?

    +5
  • Tutorial Pain 2.0 years ago

    plane: 480p
    landing gear: 1080p

    +5
  • LAVA 2.0 years ago

    better yet, add actual friggin napalm.
    controversial i know, but a mech spitting napalm? come on, what’s cooler than that?

    +5
  • Uhhhhhh…… 2.0 years ago

    @CarrotDynamics
    @Korzalerke
    CEACE AND DECIST OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU

    +5
  • Come here 2.1 years ago

    @X99STRIKER pin this or wide man will find you

    +5
  • I'm sorry, but... 2.1 years ago

    :/
    mods would like to know your location

    +5
  • Simple Achievements [WEBSITE UPDATE SUGGESTION] 2.1 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE would any features be locked behind a wall?
    like unless you got x currency you couldn’t post, comment, etc

    +5
  • A German Corsair Animation 2.1 years ago

    when you unlock a new car in NFS:

    +5
  • Profound Discovery 2.1 years ago

    ok
    i need some panda express holdup

    +5
  • Maybe… 2.1 years ago

    AHG
    NO
    why are you leaving?
    :/

    +5
  • It's time for a new name for SimpleRockets 2 1.3 years ago

    holy hell
    sleeper ksp killer

    +4
  • Every Single Gold User In One Video 1.8 years ago

    @Reworkable Oh my god.
    This is friggin cool.
    I paused right on my screenshot!

    +4
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 1.8 years ago

    1,000th Comment!

    +4
  • Boeing 747-409F China Airlines Cargo [B-18701 "60th Anniversary"] 1.8 years ago

    @Reworkable Not even that can compare.

    +4
  • Russian Aircrafts 1.9 years ago

    You can absolutely post russian craft. Butthurt snowflakes won’t like it, but go ahead!

    +4
  • Made something very cursed 1.9 years ago

    @xNotDumb it’s a joke poking fun at overly sensitive people who see anything political that they don’t like and whine about it nonstop.

    +4
  • Made something very cursed 1.9 years ago

    AHhHHHhHhH!
    AntI-UkrAinian nArrATive!
    LmAO ReporTed and HopE yoU gEt Banned #SnoWflaKEsForLifE

    +4