12.8k Eggplant Comments

  • Pea aircrafts one year ago

    @TheCommentaryGuy it's a fighter when I use it

  • How to get more followers. [THE ultimate guide] one year ago

    @Graingy hey I ain't old

  • War it is! one year ago

    You must wait 10 turns before declaring a formal war

  • Simpleplanes 2 one year ago

    Juno is better for building crafts and KSP is better for everything else, but I wouldn't call it a ripoff.

  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ one year ago

    Will you be able to generate NACA airfoils for the curvy wings?

  • {teaser) Best thing made by Rockwell one year ago

    @TheMouse B-1 can take 2nd place

  • I Found Something... one year ago

    I'd like to see it on the same website idk

  • goodbye (fixed) one year ago

    @AirPhilippinesFlight541 please don't tag me

  • P-2 Stork Maritime Patrol Aircraft one year ago

    goofy ahh plane

  • What is the meaning of this? one year ago

    what's the andrew redacted incident o.O

  • 1969 Dodge Charger Remaster one year ago

    car with the funny horn sound

  • 20k! one year ago

    @Monarchii someone's mad Santa put coal in his stocking

  • [solved] How do you properly scale fuselage art one year ago

    @jamesPLANESii you get what you pay for (computationally). Maybe I'll make a simpler version too but it looks very nice at the moment

  • Graingy Survey: Who's Your Favourite Super Mario Character? one year ago

    mama mia mister gorbachev

  • Crestel war (maybe) one year ago

    @Graingy just that first comment out of context lol

  • Crestel war (maybe) one year ago

    @Graingy ayo

  • Why my pfp is no longer beautiful art. one year ago

    @TheMouse yooo it's the Donda album cover

  • [TEASER] Butter Machine one year ago

    T. I have a full set of fully functional chromosomes but I might lose one if this doesn't get a Swiss livery

  • Making videos one year ago

    nah the site doesn't want to spend the extra money to host videos when youtube does it for free*

  • Which One Of These Rules Get You Banned? one year ago

    You can ask that one guy who seems to be perpetually banned, whom I will not mention by name

  • McDonnell Douglas KC-10A Extender USAF one year ago

    this is only one of THREE planned military aircraft ?? :D

  • Someone is going to pay… one year ago

    @TheMouse you can tell he is scammer from calcutta. My name is michael richards i am america an will not scam you out of your 9 million byte coin dolars. You need send less money to me to fix your account I need 1500 dolar cash wrap in aluminum foil and mail to me

  • Yakovlev Yak-36 Freehand one year ago

    looks fishy

  • Making my First gun in SP one year ago

    tommy im scared

  • Commentary of my Highlighted Page one year ago

    flare thunder is average Su-27 player right after taking off

  • all my homies love the thingdoer ! ! one year ago

    I must say Avalanche airport would indeed look much better if the runway wasn't colored 000000

  • MOUSE THUNDER RUNNNN one year ago

    Hopefully mouse thunder's crew has maxed out number of experienced gunners

  • Teaser [platinum special] one year ago

    oh damn that's a real plane I thought it was some goofy ahh typhoon inspired thing

  • (teaser] 43 years ago one year ago

    @TwoTurboMan hard to know, maybe by the end of the month. You want a tag?

  • Graingy Survey: The Importance of a Brand one year ago

    @Graingy either

  • Teaser a Luxury Suv one year ago

    nice ford explorer

  • Please tell me, elders. one year ago

    @Graingy yeah lots of websites use it. Also common for readme files note the .md extension

  • Graingy Survey: The Importance of a Brand one year ago

    @Graingy Good book but sad story. Highly recommend reading it

  • Graingy Survey: The Importance of a Brand one year ago

    talking about someone "having a brand" reminds me of that south park episode

  • my very fun schedule every day!!1!!111! one year ago

    Ryan Gosling mysterious sigma male grindset

  • Simple Ballistics. How to calculate projectile impact distance. one year ago

    I don't think we learned projectile motion until 11th grade. Publik skewel typa shi

  • Please tell me, elders. one year ago

    This website uses markdown for formatting, with some limitations. The guide is here https://www.simpleplanes.com/Forums/View/198926/PINNED-Markdown-Formatting

    Insert a photo: ![alt text](image link)

    If your first question is about the thumbnail for your upload, you need to take a screenshot that you want for the thumbnail and use the built-in blueprints feature of the game with that image, and adjust the X an Y offset so the build itself isnt blocking the image. When you take a snapshot on the upload aircraft window, switch to the view that has your thumbnail (top, left, etc.) and take your snapshot.

  • All Users in SimplePlanes one year ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 woah oh squidward on a chair

  • Boeing 767-3Y0/ER Aer Lingus one year ago

    bingus

  • Am I wrong for this one year ago

    No I felt the same way when one of my cats died recently. People express their emotions in different ways. RIP lil homie

  • Graingy Survey: Nationalities on SimplePlanes.com one year ago

    @Graingy alright then bucko let's see your nationality

  • Graingy Survey: Nationalities on SimplePlanes.com one year ago

    I bleed red, white, blue, black, and yellow 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🇵🇱 🇻🇦

  • SIMPLE TOILET one year ago

    @Graingy ooh what kind

  • SIMPLE TOILET one year ago

    How to make garlic bread

    1 pound loaf ciabatta bread
    ½ cup Italian parsley
    1 teaspoon dried rosemary
    1 teaspoon dried oregano
    Kosher salt and pepper
    4-5 cloves garlic, peeled
    ⅓ cup extra virgin olive oil
    ½ cup grated or shredded parmesan

    Instructions

    Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
    Add the garlic, rosemary, oregano, and parsley to a small food processor and blend. Drizzle in the olive oil from the top opening of the food processor while everything is blending. Season with kosher salt and black pepper.
    Place the bread flat on a cutting board. Place your non-dominant hand on top of the bread. Take a knife and slice the bread in half horizontally.
    Spoon the herb and garlic oil equally onto both halves of the bread and spread it all over. Put the bread halves back together.
    Line a large sheet pan with foil. Place the bread flat on the pan and cover with another piece of foil. Crimp the foil sides to close tightly.
    Bake the foil-wrapped bread on the center rack of the heated oven for 10 minutes.
    Remove the bread from the oven and uncover it. Separate the two halves of bread and place them side by side on the sheet pan.
    Sprinkle grated parmesan onto the bread.
    Return the sheet pan with the bread to the oven for another 10 minutes, until the bread crisps with golden edges and some of the cheese is slightly golden.
    Cut into 1-inch slices and serve immediately.

  • What Can I Do to Make This Work? one year ago

    @TheAviator77 you should be able to make a zero width tip for the wing piece too

  • [TEASER] Stumpy (Boeing 767) one year ago

    @Senkopilot thanks, and no I don't, or at least haven't yet

  • gaijin when one year ago

    when b52

  • Need help one year ago

    plane looks great btw

  • Need help one year ago

    TVC is pretty simple you just use pitch and roll (and yaw if the plane does that); you could use a hinge rotator with something like (0.75 * Pitch) + (0.25 * Roll). 75% of the movement will go towards pitching the nozzle for pitch movement and 25% will go towards pitching the nozzle in opposite directions for roll movement. Change as needed of course and on the opposite side you need to change the + to a -

  • [TEASER] Stumpy (Boeing 767) one year ago

    whaT map is in the first screenshot