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  • SimplePlanes Multiplayer 5.1 years ago

    Guys, Android will never happen, so quit bugging HellFire. One reason is obviously due to the fact that your phone would probably start to melt due to the amount of proccessing power this would take. However, there are other, less obvious reasons. One of the unaddressed reasons is that the keyboard on a phone can't just be open without being focused onto a textbox, therefore you can't access the dev console without purchasing an external keyboard. Another reason would be that HellFire would have to port this mod, and being an Android user myself, I have no idea what it would take. You (the reader) probably have no idea either. If I were to guess, I'd say it would be a pretty hard task, not even including testing it. The third lesser known reason would be that there would have to be a whole new network specifically for Android, because making this cross-platform compatible would be near impossible. Most other PC games that have a mobile edition don't bother with making mobile connectable to PC, so why should a mod that isn't an integrated piece of the game do that? Upvote this comment so others can see. (Nobody gets points for comment upvotes, so this is compliant with the current SimplePlanes Website rules.)

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  • I need to apologize for some things 5.8 years ago

    Why expect hate comments? This is basically the Canada of the internet! Anyways, please don't delete your account! You're an amazing builder and an amazing person!

    +12
  • Since you can upvote comments... 6.2 years ago

    Updoot mine!!

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  • I got ksp 5.3 years ago

    T R A I T O R

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  • APPARENTLY I CANT RETIRE IN PEACE!? 6.2 years ago

    Foolish mortal, they are merely trying to stop you from retiring.

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  • Funny Space Race Story 5.6 years ago

    When NASA started sending astronauts into space, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Soviets, when faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

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  • SR2 posts 5.7 years ago

    The devs are the ones who link it most, because they are telling us about the progress on it. SR2 isn't even out yet.

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  • [GIF & Teaser] Reverse Thrust 6.2 years ago

    There's no such thing as a perfect loo-

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  • [JK] Why don't aliens visit our solar system? 6.2 years ago

    badum tshh

    +5
  • The Featured Planes [SOLVED] 5.2 years ago

    How do you not hace more points than me my planes are crap lol

    +4
  • Where is CCCP 5.3 years ago

    Blyaaaaaaa... CCCP collapsed again....

    +4
  • Who made this plane? 5.3 years ago

    It was made by a user by the name of Phil2003. The plane can be found here. In fact, the third screenshot is tge exact picture used in the video.

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  • disentigrating plane screenshots 5.8 years ago

    I don't feel so good...

    +4
  • A moment of silence 5.8 years ago

    time to stop leaks fast with flex tape™!

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  • Drawing my plane 5.9 years ago

    "Poor drawing skill", suuuuuuuuuure. This is actually really good!!!

    +4
  • How do I make car engines have over 600HP? 6.2 years ago

    You can only do that through XML editing, and iOS can't do that, unfortunately. However, I can help you with that whenever you need it!

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  • U was at the club 5.0 years ago

    Bottoms up when I first met you!

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  • Count your comments! 5.2 years ago

    Comment #2,666

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  • CRJ-200 United Express 5.2 years ago

    So you're an actual pilot?

    +3
  • Type 95 Light Tank Ha-Go 5.2 years ago

    GIVE ME THAT MAP OR I WILL- uh... REPEATEDLY ASK!!!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Btw the tank looks great!

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  • The SPW, with Awsomur [29] 5.7 years ago

    In accordance with the 2nd article, I will be aiming my shotgun at a banan and making it my profile picture, as long as no mods say against it.

    +3
  • Flat Earthers are paid actors 5.8 years ago

    Roses are red
    My name is Dave
    This poem makes no sense
    Microwave

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  • Mechanical Leaper v. 1.1 5.8 years ago

    Note: for mobile, a keyboard is required for this to work properly.

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  • Simpleplanes Interstate Highway System 5.8 years ago

    Guys, Android for this mod is next to impossible. Even if UnstableOrbit got this for Android(which is a Herculean task in itself), your fps would literally be a fraction.

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  • Something to consider 5.9 years ago

    Hehe, that would take a while for me! I have over 1500 planes downloaded XD

    +3
  • Many Mini Forums Combined into One 6.1 years ago

    Yeah the SR2 updates are cool but have you ever closed 15 tabs after a project?

    +3
  • Goodbye 6.2 years ago

    I wish you good luck in the future, you will be missed.

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  • New Website Feature 6.2 years ago

    Tbh the new crediting system is throwing me off, but it is better than before

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  • Comunity car 5.1 years ago

    OwO Awsomur is active again? Yeeeeeeees

    +2
  • Count your comments! 5.2 years ago

    @CruzerBlade Gasps in Braille

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  • Elife royale 2017 MY BIKE! 5.2 years ago

    @BlackhattAircraft that's it, we don't even need the website running for the rest of the year. 24 days into 2019 and we've already reached our full potential

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  • Hot Air Balloon 5.2 years ago

    Welcome to a typical FSX server.

    +2
  • I Really Screwed Up... 5.2 years ago

    How did this even happen!?!?!?!?!?!?

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  • The Most Detailed Piano on SimplePlanes (Push to Gold) 5.2 years ago

    @ACEPILOT109 a piano is a percussion instrument. While it does have strings, they are activated be being struck (aka percussively.)

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  • Maxwell D11 5.2 years ago

    You could build an entire line of Beam.NG vehicles in SP! The H-Series could be a cool option!

    +2
  • CRJ-200 United Express 5.2 years ago

    @ThunderNova that's awesome man!

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  • I hate mondays... 5.3 years ago

    Same dude, same...

    +2
  • Teaserini Alfredo 5.7 years ago

    Better than my teaser XD

    +2
  • Sneak peek! 5.7 years ago

    @randomusername oh, it'll work alright!
    I posted so early because I have quite a bit of hope for this.

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  • Can I get some advice? 5.8 years ago

    If you feel like you're at the point of scrapping a plane, post it as is. There are plenty of people who would gladly help!

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  • What is the largest part count 5.8 years ago

    The largest one I've ever seen is 11,000.

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  • reinstalling after 1.2 years. just wanted to see if anybody will notice. 5.8 years ago

    I never knew you, but welcome back!

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  • Mechanical Leaper v. 1.1 5.8 years ago

    @Roswell true

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  • Mechanical Leaper v. 1.1 5.8 years ago

    @Roswell you can get a Bluetooth keyboard at walmart for like 20 bucks.

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  • You Know What I Don’t like? 5.8 years ago

    Take the first snapshot on the inside then.

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  • Yanny vs. Laurel 5.9 years ago

    [Comment removed by Publisher] I'm an idiot bc I didn't check the link. :|

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  • QC-28.5 Aerial crane 5.9 years ago

    Why don't we take the house and push it somewhere else?

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  • The 1st of May. 5.9 years ago

    @Botfinder flag confirmed. Saluting immediately.

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  • Simple Race Track 5.9 years ago

    Could somebody do me a favor and tag me when the android version comes out?

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