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  • Just saw my first 747! 5.9 years ago

    @P0TET0Z sad SimplePlanes noises

  • Just saw my first 747! 5.9 years ago

    Any pics?

  • Aight, imma head out 5.9 years ago

    Excooze mæ wät
    11 months?! Why you leaving?

  • Guys, Belugasub needs your help 5.9 years ago

    Don't worry, I'll go contact the nearest military base, and get them to airdrop 100T of goldfish crackers for belugasub, they should be here in a minute or two.

    +5
  • MX Class crude carrier 5.9 years ago

    America wants to
    KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    +4
  • yes 5.9 years ago

    Ahh, I can already see my fps drop to a negative number...

  • The SPW, with Awsomur [46] 5.9 years ago

    Guys, we all need to send Belugasub care-packages filled with goldfish crackers, he needs them desperately!

    +4
  • “How low can you go” heheh. 5.9 years ago

    I've gotten less than half a foot above the water in an F-117, but for a B-24 Liberator, this is pretty impressive!

  • “How low can you go” heheh. 5.9 years ago

    @FuzzyAircraftProductions
    @Irobert55
    It's actually a B-24 Liberator "Dragon and his Tail".

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.9 years ago

    At this very moment, with 1,002 upvotes, this aircraft has scored nearly half the points his account has ever acquired, at an astonishing 15,030 points earned by this aircraft!
    @AndrewGarrison
    @AndrewGarrison
    @AndrewGarrison
    Just contacting Andrew so he can experience this beautiful moment if he hasn't already seen it.

    +8
  • Tank challenge results 5.9 years ago

    @belugasub that's ok, I thought I was having a stroke for a minute like "wHeRe iS iT" lol

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.9 years ago

    WE FINALLY DID IT BOYS!!! 1,000 UPVOTES!!!

    +6
  • Did You Know? 5.9 years ago

    @Gameboi14 do they really?

  • Tank challenge results 5.9 years ago

    Hey wait a minute, where's my KV-2!?

  • Did You Know? 5.9 years ago

    Plot-Twist: This is the real location of Jundroo HQ

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.9 years ago

    3 left!

    +3
  • Thomas the TANK engine 5.9 years ago

    It was time for Thomas to leave.
    He had killed everything

    +11
  • Wing-9 5.9 years ago

    Smoooth Boi

    +1
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.9 years ago

    Somewhere in that list of upvotes are the 21st upvoter, the 69th upvoter, the 420th upvoter, the 666th upvoter, and the 911th upvoter. Who shall be the 1,000th?

    +4
  • Stuka Blyat! 5.9 years ago

    @ShockRF lol, glad you like it!

  • Clouds for Simpleplanes (Hello Jundroo #2) 5.9 years ago

    @MrAir420 ehh, it's fine. It's only really appropriate to post suggestions like this in the forums, like you have. And since forums only give you 2 points per upvote, it's not exactly the best way to earn points. I still think this idea has lots of potential though!

  • ReS-80 Stalker 5.9 years ago

    @Rcbye4260199 I imagine it's just a nonfunctional prototype, posted solely for the purpose as a back-up, in case something bad happens. Then ShockRF can just download this, and start from where he left off.

  • Clouds for Simpleplanes (Hello Jundroo #2) 5.9 years ago

    With a cloud update, it could add a lot of other things such as custom weather, like rain, lightning, (with thunder too!) and maybe even some natural disasters such as Tornados and Hurricanes. Even in the first picture, there is a massive Anvil-Cloud that clearly has a plethora of lighting coursing through it. If you're stuck by lighting by any chance, it won't damage any parts, it'll just temporarily disable them. For instance, if you're struck, it won't destroy the plane, but it has a chance of disabling one or more of your engines, lights, landing gear, rotators, basically anything that has a function and doesn't just 'exist'. Clouds in SimplePlanes are terrible. Like, I'll be hundreds of trillions of feet in the air, so high up that the counter that tells you your altitude breaks the integer limit. Yet, there'll still be clouds above me. I kinda feel like if/when 1.9 is released, clouds and other weather-related topics should be improved. So yeah, maybe one of the Devs will notice this and take some action!

    +3
  • ReS-80 Stalker 5.9 years ago

    @ShockRF I love the shape of this thing, based on its size I imagine that it's the prototype of some sort of UAV? Pretty cool!

  • ReS-80 Stalker 5.9 years ago

    @Rcbye4260199 says the one who has only 15 points, while ShockRF has 15,000 points. So really, you are bad. It's not worth calling someone out on something when you yourself are worse than them.

  • Timelapse flight of Emirates A380 (Wright-Avalanche) 5.9 years ago

    Is it just me, or is 30-50mph kinda fast for taxiing?

  • Scout Eagle (Update) 5.9 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii for SimplePlanes it's realistic though, sounds in this game aren't exactly the best lol.

  • Scout Eagle (Update) 5.9 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii I also love how you used the tail rotor as a prop engine, not only does it look cooler, but it also has a very nice realistic sound too! It will now permanently live in my favorites, where it shall stay forever.

  • Scout Eagle (Update) 5.9 years ago

    Yes! What a beautiful rendition to your old Scout Eagle, now I kinda feel like "The Flying Cowboys" as they're are noted in your bio, should make something like this!

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.9 years ago

    Only ten left to go!!

    +4
  • EXCUSE ME WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FU- 5.9 years ago

    @Thelegitpilot13 I'm 99% sure those bombs and mortars were just hollow models, I highly doubt that a collection of live bombs and mortars and explosives alike would go unnoticed for this long. I do agree on the fact that his guns shouldn't have been taken away, while yes, he did have 50+ rifles, it's not like he was planning on killing anybody with them, but rather collecting them instead. Although that doesn't explain why he had dozens of ammo-boxes with like thousands of rounds of ammunition. Maybe it would've been more justified to take all but a few of the rifles, so he could atleast keep some, and only a fraction of ammunition. Idk, it's always best to see it from both sides.

  • Hitler 5.9 years ago

    Was in das scheiß...

  • EXCUSE ME WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FU- 5.9 years ago

    Yeah, this is happening right now. I'm sorry, what?

  • Flying my Scout Eagle at a 25* angle of attack 5.9 years ago

    Seeing that you were going only 37 mph, I can only imagine how fun it would be to use this thing for extremely difficult landings, what exactly is the takeoff and landing distance? (The distance it takes to takeoff and land)

    +1
  • battle drone 0.1 5.9 years ago

    @Nachog that's fine if you don't know what to write, just type what the controls are, for instance, what Activation Group does what, how to fly it, proper physics settings, etc.

    +1
  • battle drone 0.1 5.9 years ago

    Plz provide a description, otherwise awesome creation!

    +2
  • Lego Jetplane 5.9 years ago

    Kinda reminds me of the BAe Red-Arrow Hawks. Pretty cool!

  • F I X E D 5.9 years ago

    Thanks! It is supposed to be an Anti-Ship Cluster Cruise-Missile Hybrid, made to be capable of taking out entire fleets.

  • aNoTHer TeASEr?! 5.9 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 a story approved by Mein Fuhrer himself.

  • SANS MADE IT INTO SMASH 5.9 years ago

    @Thelegitpilot13 I did say that I tried. I tried and I failed.

  • aNoTHer TeASEr?! 5.9 years ago

    @Strikefighter04
    @Thelegitpilot13
    "As Feldwebel Fürk the Mouse started to dive, readying himself for another divebomb maneuver, he listened to the joyful sound of the sirens, followed by the blood curdling screams of the British, and shortly after, the oh so sweet sound of the explosion of a 250lb bomb obliterating countless structures and killing even more than any German pilot could ever dream of killing. He loved his job, and would happily slit the throats of any Brit."
    "After being shot down by a British Anti-Air installment, and killed in battle, he was honored for his skill in battle for generations to come."
    "And to this day, Mickey Mouse still honors and applauds Fürk for his service, for he, he was ol' Mickey's grandfather."

    +4
  • What's the most annoying thing you experience when building a plane? 5.9 years ago

    • Game crashing after hours of building without saving
    • Pressing undo and accidentally dematerializing half the universe
    • Moving parts attaching to something they shouldn't, thoroughly ruining the entire plane
    • Needing to continuously ask for people to XML Mod stuff for you since Apple is too much of a bitch to allow us to mod
    • Trying to find that one tiny part that got mirrored over and over again, increasing the part count to well over acceptable, and decreasing your FPS to an irrational number
    • "Failed to mirror part because a part already exists on the other side of the aircraft"

    Gotta love SimplePlanes.

    +9
  • aNoTHer TeASEr?! 5.9 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 I just thought of something really bad but really hilarious and I'm afraid if I comment it it'll get me banned lmao

  • aNoTHer TeASEr?! 5.9 years ago

    @Thelegitpilot13 lol, so true!

  • XCB.1 "Tumbledown" Cluster Bomb 5.9 years ago

    T, for Tumbledown!

    +1
  • SANS MADE IT INTO SMASH 5.9 years ago

    I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

  • aNoTHer TeASEr?! 5.9 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 When you think about it, it's kinda funny how in nearly every single cartoon, or any show directed to a younger audience, whenever ANYTHING is falling, flying, or doing things related to that, it plays the JU-87 Siren. And all that time when we were younger, we all just thought it was a funny little sound. When in reality, it was the sound of a feared war machine striking terror into the hearts of countless military soldiers and random civilians.
    You know, childhood!

    +1
  • aNoTHer TeASEr?! 5.9 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 that's ok, the G-Model is the one with the Anti-Tank guns?

  • Woah it is time for replicas again. 5.9 years ago

    More fermented potato juice is always better. Looks really nice so far, smoother than the autobahn!