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  • Potential update suggestion for the Cannon Part? [launchVolumePitch] 4.7 years ago

    @rexrexThezion yeah it’s kinda misleading, but it sorta makes sense after a while lol. I too, originally thought that it meant the physical volume of the projectile itself as well.

  • Landing gear for EuroFighter EF-2000 4.7 years ago

    Mom I’m scared

  • Sidewinder 4.7 years ago

    Looks very pretty, I’d feel bad firing it only for it to get destroyed lol

  • Why is no one looking at my builds? 4.7 years ago

    Here we go again...

  • Poopoo tank 4.7 years ago

    Hot

    +1
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.7 years ago

    @Learpot 13
    For instance, people are not obligated to upvote this comment, yet they do anyway, even though there isn’t any reason of significance, or comedic value to have reason to do so!

    Potato.

    +5
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @AndrewHarrison why yes it does, the Anti-Tank Autoloader Cannon in between the two main RailCannons fires these rounds at a terrifying rate of 2-3 per second!

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @SuckMint we have a wide selection of deathly flavors, each with their own unique aftertastes and textures. Unfortunately, through our rigorous testing, we’ve noted that all of our subjects are highly allergic to our variety of choices. So allergic, that one would assume it was as if their bodies were hit by some fast, armor penetrating projectile of some sort.

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @PhantomAviator well you see, here at PyrhPan, our crafts aren’t necessarily designed to fight in nuclear warfare, we don’t partake in the use of nukes, as it violates many war policies. However, the SHMT has been proven to be capable of withstanding the blast of a small nuclear warhead, via testing in a barren, controlled environment.

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @tsampoy I second that opinion.

  • THANK YOU ALL FOR PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!! 4.7 years ago

    @KnightOfRen not exactly

  • THANK YOU ALL FOR PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!! 4.7 years ago

    Interesting.

  • Osiris F-9 HF genesis 4.7 years ago

    This looks nice, but please put the Landing Gear closer together, the distance between the gear on this aircraft is a $10.00 Taxi Ride.

  • An Actual Discrace To The SP Community. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala Why is everyone commenting on this suddenly lmao
    Yeah the Moderators can disable the comment section, to further prevent any drama.

  • Jet 4.7 years ago

    Dude this is fantastic for your first jet, I can see you’re an experienced player for sure!

    +2
  • An Actual Discrace To The SP Community. 4.7 years ago

    @DADDADATHEDAD bruh the incident happened a while ago, there’s no need for this shit. You’re only trying to be an offensive user for the fun of it, this does absolutely nothing.

    +1
  • Orion-X1 4.7 years ago

    @MartinMartinTheAviator can you make a forum post so I can upvote it and get you to exactly 6,666pts lol

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.7 years ago

    @Gluck 33

    It has come to my knowledge that a user, known commonly as a “player” has left a message in my concern in relation to a form of media content on a website for an artificial flight simulation application, of which I am notified on if anything happens to the post in the form of feedback for the post mentioned prior, as a readable text.

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.7 years ago

    @Learpot 35

    A PLAYER HAS COMMENTED ON A POST YOU ARE FOLLOWING

    +3
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @50CalChicken I could try to make a mobile friendly version, but unfortunately it would remove a lot of the aesthetic features, and maybe even some weapons too.

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala oh don’t worry, we’re all perfectly aware of our power, and it’s not like we’re power hungry or anything, we actually tend to be very casual about most things, and really only take things completely seriously if it’s something that’s actually worth taking seriously, like legal matters or warfare matters.

  • XFWB-DCLXVI ''World Ender'' 4.7 years ago

    @SquadronSquadronTheLeaderX certainly, just ask and I’ll decide. There are some regulations, for instance some of our crafts are restricted to PyrhPan only, but exceptions can be made.

    +1
  • XFWB-DCLXVI ''World Ender'' 4.7 years ago

    @SquadronSquadronTheLeaderX sure, by using our aircraft in your own Airforce, automatic alliation is assumed, and trust me, allying with PyrhPan is a deal you would not want to turn down. Feel free to use this craft for your Airforce’s needs!

    +1
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala did I ever say we aren’t smart? Sure there some of us here at PyrhPan that don’t have much compared to others in terms of intelligence, but anything that can’t necessarily be solved by intelligence can easily be solved with power, as long as you have enough of it lol. And about removing our “Gmod guns” of existence, I can always create more, infinitely in fact. There’s not much you can do to stop us if you plan on trying new tactics, as we can easily counteract almost any attack. And besides, there’s quite a lot of technology we have that I haven’t disclosed yet, including vehicles and war machines that I haven’t shared yet, all of which are multitudes stronger than some of the other stuff I’ve mentioned. And it’s not just our own vehicles, aircraft, naval craft, and troops that fight here, it’s all who ally with us, or have assumed alliation via friendliness, these nations include the US, along with the allies of the US, and other nations from different universes that I cannot disclose. Our power reigns across multiple universes, each one in ownership of enough destructive force to bring down an entire planetary system to it’s knees, as long as we supply them with the tools necessary. And with a hive mind switch that allows the highest, most powerful members of PyrhPan to call in everyone in the entire PyrhPan military at once, we can all attack together, with power spread far and wide coming from other universes, each one with their own strengths. However, we’ve never had reason to do this before, like I’m talking trillions upon trillions of unfathomably powerful aircraft, spacecraft, naval vessels, military ground vehicles, along countless people, whether they be from our universe or not, countless species of the same capabilities and intelligence of us, all of which would be impossible to name, since there’s simply too many. While using this hive mind system, every single military force can be controlled at the same time, or by a hyper intelligent AI that attacks anything that gives it a reason to. So with all this being said, let it be a valid reason to not anger the Hivemind, as it will surely not end well, assuming a surrender or implied alliation doesn’t take place.

  • Multiplayer Races #2 4.7 years ago

    @AndrewS4 ah ok lol

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @banbantheman I don’t recommend listening closely, the RailCannons are extremely loud, and you can easily here the sound of war crimes from far away.

  • Multiplayer Races #2 4.7 years ago

    @AndrewS4 cool car, but don’t tag people on things if they didn’t ask prior.

  • An Actual Discrace To The SP Community. 4.7 years ago

    @XP idk lol

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala [CONTINUED, AGAIN]
    you have selected, and simultaneously teleport them to where you need it in your own universe, while constructing these materials and elements into what you have scanned. For instance, in our 152mm. GatlingGun KV-2, there’s an MMT Probe just inside the autoloader of the gun. The job of this probe is to create a 152mm HEAT Round every time it detects the disappearance of the one that it previously created. This means that whenever the gun fires a round, a new one will automatically be created, and loaded into the gun via the autoloader. This allows for the terrifying rate of fire that our KV-2 has, so it’s only obvious as to why it’s served for so long without companionship from other ground vehicles. Of course, the SHMT has this technology as well, giving it’s RailCannons, RailGuns, SPG’s, Conventional Cannons, Phalanx Turrets, GatlingCannon Turrets, and even a GAU-8 in between the two main RailCannons, a terrifying rate of fire, and if the gun by default already has a high fire-rate, like the Phalanx, they’re given infinite ammunition as well as the other weapons are. The MMT Probes are not only great for this purpose, but also the purpose of infinite fuel on our vehicles as well! This technology is also found in the HellFox, the XFWAC, and the XFWB too, so they all have infinite ordinances, with high fire rates on said ordinance.

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala [CONTINUED]

    so they then travel through it. This allows for massive amounts of Hellfoxen to be deployed to an area of need in another universe at once, and it also looks damn well intimidating too. This technology has been mounted on almost all of our vehicles, including the SHMT. There is however, a size limit for these portals before they collapse and close, which means that larger aircraft, like the XFWAC, cannot travel through our portals. Fortunately though, we’ve discovered that we don’t really even need to completely go through the portal as if we were walking through a doorway, turns out that if you stick enough of yourself through it, (i.e. sticking your arm into it, but not your whole body) you’ll actually be teleported to the other side of the portal, just like if you were to walk through it. This means that our larger aircrafts can ‘sometimes’ fit through these portals, as long as enough of their mass is detected by the portal’s sensors. Something I’ll note, while this isn’t necessarily important, is that things make a little “ping” noise when their mass is deconstructed, and reconstructed upon going through a portal, and the larger the object, the lower the pitch of the noise. It’s pretty cool to watch an XFWB go through one of our portals, cause the noise it makes is comparable on a satisfactory level to that of the GAU-8 “brrrt”, or an M1 Garand “ching”.

    Our aerial fleet consists of 3 XFWAC’s, 10 XFWB’s, and 50-100 Hellfoxen flying in formation with the larger aircrafts. Of course, we could always spawn in more of each of these aircrafts, but when we’re just flying around patrolling, and not actually fighting, we go for the latter. It’s just less grandiose, and, believe it or not, three 2,000ft wingspan flying aircraft carriers, ten 1,200ft wingspan bombers with enough firepower to destroy an entire state, and pretty much infinite Hellfoxen, each one with the capacity to bring down an entire Airforce, is not our definition of “Grandiose”.

    One of our most important technologies, is something we call “Matter Materialization Technology” or MMT for short. This technology comes in the form of a small probe, with great capabilities. Inside the probe, is a small node with a hyperintelligent AI that scans the object you want it to scan, and then it browses the material mass of a universe you select manually. If the object that the node scans is ever lost or destroyed, the MMT Probe can take resources from the universe you

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala I may have forgotten to mention this, but a freak accident ended up altering my brain to a level where I can do, well...
    “unnatural” things with it.
    For instance, I can quite literally spawn in any object, creation, or entity, right in front of my with just the power of my mind. However, it seemed to be that there was a size limit as to what I could create, so I spawned in the infamous Gmod Toolgun with my mind, and once I had that, I, along with PyrhPan, could do quite literally anything. With this, we technically have an infinite amount of all of our vehicles, as I can always just spawn in another one with the Toolgun. Not only this, but I can alter myself with the Toolgun as well, one of my favorites being the immortality command. (can’t be killed, and you feel no pain, so you could literally stand on top of a nuclear warhead while it detonated, and you’d be perfectly fine on all levels. Sure, it would launch you pretty damn far, but that doesn’t matter when you can’t die lol)
    After that discovery, we reverse engineered the Toolgun at PyrhPan, and we created an even better version of it that can do millions of more things than just the Gmod Toolgun. Of course, you mentioned being able to split a Ununennium Atom, destroying half a planet. As impressive as that is, whether it was intentional or unintentional, I could always take the modified Toolgun, select the “remover” tool, aim it at even the largest of celestial bodies, and simply remove it from existence instantly. Idk why I would have a reason to do that, but I could definitely do it if I wanted to lol. And almost everyone of high enough authority is in ownership of one of these Toolguns, and we can always spawn in more Toolguns WITH another Toolgun, which means we have an infinite amount of them as well. We have an infinite amount of the most powerful weapon in this universe. Of course, we would never use it to an extreme extent, removing planets and whatnot. If we ever need to fight something, we just stick to our “normal” weapons and vehicles of destruction. And hey, this strategy hasn’t failed us yet, so who’s to say it ever will?
    Another fun thing we have is the discovery of portal technology, allowing us to transport ourselves to other universes, instantly. For instance, we have a portal releaser probe on the front of our 12th. Gen Fighter, the HellFox. This allows the pilot to summon a portal to whatever universe they want, right in front of the aircraft, so they the

    +1
  • XFWAC-DCCLXXVII ''God Carrier'' 4.7 years ago

    @GenrichTitov thanks lol

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.7 years ago

    @Learpot A PLAYER HAS COMMENTED ON A POST YOU ARE FOLLOWING

    +4
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @KettleKip I apologize for any inconvenience

  • This is a certified bruh moment 4.7 years ago

    Not to mention the plane labeled as an F-35 that looks nothing like an F-35 lol

    +2
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala alright then, how strong/large is CLevic’s military force?

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala There’s always the opportunity to ally or surrender, the choice is yours. Our military is one of the strongest, if not the strongest in the SimplePlanes universe, we only wish to make peace with other nations, and only fight when necessary. In this case, CLevic is but a minor problem.

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.7 years ago

    @switdog08

    A player has commented on a post you are following

    +3
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @WarshipWarshipTheDude ah ok, so it’s just a bunch of armed planes? Easy. Are we talking 4th or 5th gen?

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 4.7 years ago

    @WarshipWarshipTheDude what’s that supposed to be?

  • BT-2 (with real track) 4.7 years ago

    @winterro aight, idk how to make custom tracks very well, but I may try someday!

  • Explanation of a Soyacfartala 4.7 years ago

    @Numbers ah ok

  • Porsche Typ 205 VK 100.01(P) K 3384 4.7 years ago

    Basically the Maus’s slightly lighter cousin.

  • Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG Ye-8 Fishbed - MiG Challenge 4.7 years ago

    Huh, can’t say I’ve ever heard of this aircraft, pretty damn cool looking!

  • hey now you're an allstar 4.7 years ago

    Old Mc. Boner had a bone,
    boner boner bone