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  • Multiplayer Races #2 5.1 years ago

    @AndrewS4 ah ok lol

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @banbantheman I don’t recommend listening closely, the RailCannons are extremely loud, and you can easily here the sound of war crimes from far away.

  • Multiplayer Races #2 5.1 years ago

    @AndrewS4 cool car, but don’t tag people on things if they didn’t ask prior.

  • An Actual Discrace To The SP Community. 5.1 years ago

    @XP idk lol

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala [CONTINUED, AGAIN]
    you have selected, and simultaneously teleport them to where you need it in your own universe, while constructing these materials and elements into what you have scanned. For instance, in our 152mm. GatlingGun KV-2, there’s an MMT Probe just inside the autoloader of the gun. The job of this probe is to create a 152mm HEAT Round every time it detects the disappearance of the one that it previously created. This means that whenever the gun fires a round, a new one will automatically be created, and loaded into the gun via the autoloader. This allows for the terrifying rate of fire that our KV-2 has, so it’s only obvious as to why it’s served for so long without companionship from other ground vehicles. Of course, the SHMT has this technology as well, giving it’s RailCannons, RailGuns, SPG’s, Conventional Cannons, Phalanx Turrets, GatlingCannon Turrets, and even a GAU-8 in between the two main RailCannons, a terrifying rate of fire, and if the gun by default already has a high fire-rate, like the Phalanx, they’re given infinite ammunition as well as the other weapons are. The MMT Probes are not only great for this purpose, but also the purpose of infinite fuel on our vehicles as well! This technology is also found in the HellFox, the XFWAC, and the XFWB too, so they all have infinite ordinances, with high fire rates on said ordinance.

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala [CONTINUED]

    so they then travel through it. This allows for massive amounts of Hellfoxen to be deployed to an area of need in another universe at once, and it also looks damn well intimidating too. This technology has been mounted on almost all of our vehicles, including the SHMT. There is however, a size limit for these portals before they collapse and close, which means that larger aircraft, like the XFWAC, cannot travel through our portals. Fortunately though, we’ve discovered that we don’t really even need to completely go through the portal as if we were walking through a doorway, turns out that if you stick enough of yourself through it, (i.e. sticking your arm into it, but not your whole body) you’ll actually be teleported to the other side of the portal, just like if you were to walk through it. This means that our larger aircrafts can ‘sometimes’ fit through these portals, as long as enough of their mass is detected by the portal’s sensors. Something I’ll note, while this isn’t necessarily important, is that things make a little “ping” noise when their mass is deconstructed, and reconstructed upon going through a portal, and the larger the object, the lower the pitch of the noise. It’s pretty cool to watch an XFWB go through one of our portals, cause the noise it makes is comparable on a satisfactory level to that of the GAU-8 “brrrt”, or an M1 Garand “ching”.

    Our aerial fleet consists of 3 XFWAC’s, 10 XFWB’s, and 50-100 Hellfoxen flying in formation with the larger aircrafts. Of course, we could always spawn in more of each of these aircrafts, but when we’re just flying around patrolling, and not actually fighting, we go for the latter. It’s just less grandiose, and, believe it or not, three 2,000ft wingspan flying aircraft carriers, ten 1,200ft wingspan bombers with enough firepower to destroy an entire state, and pretty much infinite Hellfoxen, each one with the capacity to bring down an entire Airforce, is not our definition of “Grandiose”.

    One of our most important technologies, is something we call “Matter Materialization Technology” or MMT for short. This technology comes in the form of a small probe, with great capabilities. Inside the probe, is a small node with a hyperintelligent AI that scans the object you want it to scan, and then it browses the material mass of a universe you select manually. If the object that the node scans is ever lost or destroyed, the MMT Probe can take resources from the universe you

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala I may have forgotten to mention this, but a freak accident ended up altering my brain to a level where I can do, well...
    “unnatural” things with it.
    For instance, I can quite literally spawn in any object, creation, or entity, right in front of my with just the power of my mind. However, it seemed to be that there was a size limit as to what I could create, so I spawned in the infamous Gmod Toolgun with my mind, and once I had that, I, along with PyrhPan, could do quite literally anything. With this, we technically have an infinite amount of all of our vehicles, as I can always just spawn in another one with the Toolgun. Not only this, but I can alter myself with the Toolgun as well, one of my favorites being the immortality command. (can’t be killed, and you feel no pain, so you could literally stand on top of a nuclear warhead while it detonated, and you’d be perfectly fine on all levels. Sure, it would launch you pretty damn far, but that doesn’t matter when you can’t die lol)
    After that discovery, we reverse engineered the Toolgun at PyrhPan, and we created an even better version of it that can do millions of more things than just the Gmod Toolgun. Of course, you mentioned being able to split a Ununennium Atom, destroying half a planet. As impressive as that is, whether it was intentional or unintentional, I could always take the modified Toolgun, select the “remover” tool, aim it at even the largest of celestial bodies, and simply remove it from existence instantly. Idk why I would have a reason to do that, but I could definitely do it if I wanted to lol. And almost everyone of high enough authority is in ownership of one of these Toolguns, and we can always spawn in more Toolguns WITH another Toolgun, which means we have an infinite amount of them as well. We have an infinite amount of the most powerful weapon in this universe. Of course, we would never use it to an extreme extent, removing planets and whatnot. If we ever need to fight something, we just stick to our “normal” weapons and vehicles of destruction. And hey, this strategy hasn’t failed us yet, so who’s to say it ever will?
    Another fun thing we have is the discovery of portal technology, allowing us to transport ourselves to other universes, instantly. For instance, we have a portal releaser probe on the front of our 12th. Gen Fighter, the HellFox. This allows the pilot to summon a portal to whatever universe they want, right in front of the aircraft, so they the

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  • XFWAC-DCCLXXVII ''God Carrier'' 5.1 years ago

    @GenrichTitov thanks lol

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @Learpot A PLAYER HAS COMMENTED ON A POST YOU ARE FOLLOWING

    +4
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @KettleKip I apologize for any inconvenience

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala alright then, how strong/large is CLevic’s military force?

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala There’s always the opportunity to ally or surrender, the choice is yours. Our military is one of the strongest, if not the strongest in the SimplePlanes universe, we only wish to make peace with other nations, and only fight when necessary. In this case, CLevic is but a minor problem.

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @switdog08

    A player has commented on a post you are following

    +3
  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @WarshipWarshipTheDude ah ok, so it’s just a bunch of armed planes? Easy. Are we talking 4th or 5th gen?

  • 1,300 parts, and 1,300,000lbs. of pure, raw, and unbridled fury. 5.1 years ago

    @WarshipWarshipTheDude what’s that supposed to be?

  • BT-2 (with real track) 5.1 years ago

    @winterro aight, idk how to make custom tracks very well, but I may try someday!

  • Explanation of a Soyacfartala 5.1 years ago

    @Numbers ah ok

  • Porsche Typ 205 VK 100.01(P) K 3384 5.1 years ago

    Basically the Maus’s slightly lighter cousin.

  • hey now you're an allstar 5.1 years ago

    Old Mc. Boner had a bone,
    boner boner bone

  • CVN "Infinity"(Realistic Catapults) 5.1 years ago

    @WiiMini it should be featured within the next five minutes.

    +2
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @switdog08 only 54 comments to go!
    A Player has commented on a Post you are following

    +4
  • WHAT HAVE I CREATED 5.1 years ago

    @BobBobTheLandia I was actually referring to the Black Triangle lol

  • WHAT HAVE I CREATED 5.1 years ago

    @BobBobTheLandia While I will agree that the A-10 is a formidable beast, the scariest attack plane ever is the one that can see you from several miles away, but you couldn’t see it, even if you were standing right next to it.

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @Foxbat25 hfusiwjf29 doesn’t need to lol

    +3
  • Explanation of a Soyacfartala 5.1 years ago

    @Numbers tf is the NTSB

  • Explanation of a Soyacfartala 5.1 years ago

    “You are probably connecting the dots”
    The only dots I’m connecting are your description of this Soyacfartala thing and your pfp lol

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  • table 5.1 years ago

    Wing Loading:

    439,839.3lbs/ft2

  • XFWB-DCLXVI ''World Ender'' 5.1 years ago

    @qwsd123 indeed.

    +1
  • Doomsday Tank Challenge! [CLOSED] 5.1 years ago

    @lilsniper334 thanks!

  • BT-2 (with real track) 5.1 years ago

    How did you make those tracks so good?! Like they’re completely silent, and they get the tank to like 25mph?! How???

  • Doomsday Tank Challenge! [CLOSED] 5.1 years ago

    Can I join? Or has it ended?

  • Mitsubishi A6M Zero 5.1 years ago

    Not too bad!

  • F18 5.1 years ago

    This is the stock FA-18 Hornet that the Devs named “Wasp”, not your creation. It comes with the game, so everyone has it. Try working on your own aircraft, it’s the only way to learn how to build, and how to increase your skills as a builder.

  • Paraplane 4 5.1 years ago

    This thing is awesome

  • What? It’s just a normal Black Projec- 5.1 years ago

    @2LtnofWWII I’ve already posted it, check it out on my account

  • Styracosaurus and Chinese dragon walker comming soon! 5.1 years ago

    @winterro if it requires funky trees, then no, I have no clue how that stuff works lol

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  • TR-6 ''TELOS'' Low Observability Reconaisance Aircraft 5.1 years ago

    @EkronAircraftCompany lol, it’s not really supposed to be a seaplane, I just made it buoyant for the event of an emergency landing in the water. I’m mean really, if we’re being realistic about this, an aircraft with a wing surface area this big would easily float in water if the landing was soft enough.

  • Styracosaurus and Chinese dragon walker comming soon! 5.1 years ago

    You had me at dragon, please tag me when you post!

    +1
  • Upgraded helo 5.1 years ago

    Looks kinda cool actually, although you need to credit the one who made the ducted fans, and SavageMan for making the MH-6 Little Bird

  • SU-7BM 5.1 years ago

    The plane looks great, but my god the color saturation and intensity in the background looks horrific

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @UgandaKnuckles A following has playered on the commented you are posted

    +4
  • In development. 5.1 years ago

    Oh. My... GOD!!

    THIS IS FREAKIN AMAZING

  • [Epilepsy warning!] When you kidnap over 1,000,000 children and get the rocket van: 5.1 years ago

    This video is a visual representation of

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  • Airbus A350-1000 Livery Update 5.1 years ago

    This looks really good! But first of all, it takes off way too quickly, second of all, why are you taking off from the spawnpoint of Gold Prix lol

  • Wanna see my drawing? 5.1 years ago

    I love the shading on the Spitfire!

    +2
  • TR-6 ''TELOS'' Low Observability Reconaisance Aircraft 5.1 years ago

    @Soll Oh boy the image you have just put into my head...
    I must create this lmfao

    +2
  • Shrek 5.1 years ago

    I ain’t the sharpest tool,
    o N h E r F o R e H e A d

    +2
  • Jay Jay the Jet Plane 5.1 years ago

    @SavageMan I think we might have vastly different definitions of the word cute

    +3