Continued: 4th degree burns in some places, all over his body. The impact generated so much heat that some parts of his body ended up spontaneously combusting. On the ground, unconscious and on fire, Wiimini stared at the destruction in horror, fearing he was next. Having done it’s job, the SHMT drove away unharmed, standing tall among the grass and shrubbery of the environment. As Wiimini watched the behemoth cruise along, he suddenly heard ear-wrenching screaming coming from his left. Startled, he reared himself around, only to see Derp tearing about the fields, on fire and hollering in pain. Finding a nearby lake from earlier, he launched himself into it like an over-excited child at the pool. Misjudging how deep it was, he plummeted to the floor, and was met by a face full of miscellaneous materials that had accumulated on the bed of the lake. Surfacing shortly after, still in pain from the impact, Wiimini couldn’t help but laugh after watching the clusterf•ck of what just happened.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala well in that case, allow me to be the first... As Derp and Wiimini were in a tussle, Derp trying to dodge plasma bolts from Wiimini’s XMG-32 Pulse Rifle, and Wiimini trying to aim his firearm properly, the silhouette of a massive structure loomed in the distance. Wiimini was momentarily distracted by this entity, which intrigued Derp to take a look as well. The object was at such a distance away, it was nearly impossible to tell what it was, however, one thing was for sure, it wasmoving.Towards them, in fact. Ever so curious, Derp ran off towards the object to get a better look, and Wiimini, temporarily ceasing fire, peered off into the distance as well, viewing the object through the scope on his rifle. After about 30 seconds of running towards the object, Derp soon realized what he was facing. Thundering over the rolling hills directly towards him, a PyrhPan SHMT-1000 “Dominator“ was droning about the landscape, weapons elevated in the air. Running towards it again to get an even better look, he now noticed just how large this tank was, about the size of Hitler’s Landkreuzer P.1000, except this one had dual RailCannons as it’s primary armament. Suddenly, the massive dreadnought of a tank stopped in its tracks, quite literally. The exterior camera on the top of the turret pointed towards Derp, and almost immediately afterwards, the frontal Anti-Tank Fixed SPG on the front of the hull started to traverse towards Derp’s location, the massive gun now descending to aim at him. Terrified, Derp ran off at full speed, narrowly avoiding a HEAT Round from the massive gun, firing shortly after his departure. Wiimini, examining his rifle, suddenly heard Derp running back towards his original location, except instead of attacking Wiimini, he warned Wiimini of the monstrosity before them. As if he had summoned it upon mentioning it, a huge 650mm RailCannon Spike flew overhead, impacting the wall Wiimini was standing upon, and completely shattering it. But it wasn’t Wiimini who the SHMT was after. Seconds after, another 650mm. came barreling towards them at Mach 7, this time hitting it’s designated target. Before Derp could even react, the RailCannon Spike impacted Derp’s magnetic field deployed by his CLevic Chip, causing the round to richochet off into the distance, impacting the ground far away. This unfathomable force immediately knocked Derp to the ground unconscious, sending 3rd, and even 4th degree burns in some places, all over
@Learpot
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
All of this is getting completely insane, now go to your rooms you two, or else imma have to take away your Minecraft privileges.
@WiiWiiTheMini Sorry for any inconvenience sir, these two just don’t know how to behave themselves anymore, one of them’s an idiot, the other one’s a genetic impossibility of a dog creature thing, and I’m just a single mother trying to keep her i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ children at bay.
@bjac0 not exactly, I’m making the Tic-Tac UFO, a flying craft that can accelerate to insane speeds instantly, along with decelerating instantly as well. It was seen near the USS Nimitz during an F-18 training mission, and when the F-18 pilots were asked to intercept the object, it matched their speed and maneuverability, and essentially played cat and mouse with them for a moment before zipping off at impossible speeds. Another incident occurred with the Nimitz, where one of the ships in her fleet detected four of the Tic-Tac UFO’s on their radar, at around low earth orbit. Suddenly, all four objects had descended to sea level within half a second, and no sonic boom from sound-barrier-breakage was heard. They’re still seen today, droning around and meandering about in our skies; their pilot’s purpose? Who knows? Regardless, it’s clear that regardless of their purpose, we are technologically inferior to these little Tic-Tacs.
Idk what’s happening here, it seems like when you look at the trees, they appear 3D, but when you turn the camera, it’s revealed that they actually render in 2D, and take a bit to update their visual model to look 3D again, which allows you to see them momentarily in their 2D form. I usually only play at Wright Airport, and since there aren’t any trees there, I wouldn’t know how long this has been happening, but they’ve always appeared perfectly 3D in the game whenever I play. Is this a glitch? Or is it just something normal that I’ve never noticed before?
For reference, I have all my graphics settings on their highest possible, including Image Effects. (sun flaring, and texture saturation)
@AndrewGarrison
Also yeah kind of an unofficial teaser for my Tic-Tac UFO lol
@CaptainSquadronLeaderX the engines are close together enough that the contrails sorta merge with each other I believe, making it look like there’s only two.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala I never said the CPC combusted, I said your entire body combusted, you know, the biological parts and not the artificial parts.
+3You know, I really wish I could write that nicely on my English Essays.
+3Continued:
+34th degree burns in some places, all over his body. The impact generated so much heat that some parts of his body ended up spontaneously combusting. On the ground, unconscious and on fire, Wiimini stared at the destruction in horror, fearing he was next. Having done it’s job, the SHMT drove away unharmed, standing tall among the grass and shrubbery of the environment. As Wiimini watched the behemoth cruise along, he suddenly heard ear-wrenching screaming coming from his left. Startled, he reared himself around, only to see Derp tearing about the fields, on fire and hollering in pain. Finding a nearby lake from earlier, he launched himself into it like an over-excited child at the pool. Misjudging how deep it was, he plummeted to the floor, and was met by a face full of miscellaneous materials that had accumulated on the bed of the lake. Surfacing shortly after, still in pain from the impact, Wiimini couldn’t help but laugh after watching the clusterf•ck of what just happened.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala well in that case, allow me to be the first...
+3As Derp and Wiimini were in a tussle, Derp trying to dodge plasma bolts from Wiimini’s XMG-32 Pulse Rifle, and Wiimini trying to aim his firearm properly, the silhouette of a massive structure loomed in the distance. Wiimini was momentarily distracted by this entity, which intrigued Derp to take a look as well. The object was at such a distance away, it was nearly impossible to tell what it was, however, one thing was for sure, it was moving. Towards them, in fact. Ever so curious, Derp ran off towards the object to get a better look, and Wiimini, temporarily ceasing fire, peered off into the distance as well, viewing the object through the scope on his rifle. After about 30 seconds of running towards the object, Derp soon realized what he was facing. Thundering over the rolling hills directly towards him, a PyrhPan SHMT-1000 “Dominator“ was droning about the landscape, weapons elevated in the air. Running towards it again to get an even better look, he now noticed just how large this tank was, about the size of Hitler’s Landkreuzer P.1000, except this one had dual RailCannons as it’s primary armament. Suddenly, the massive dreadnought of a tank stopped in its tracks, quite literally. The exterior camera on the top of the turret pointed towards Derp, and almost immediately afterwards, the frontal Anti-Tank Fixed SPG on the front of the hull started to traverse towards Derp’s location, the massive gun now descending to aim at him. Terrified, Derp ran off at full speed, narrowly avoiding a HEAT Round from the massive gun, firing shortly after his departure. Wiimini, examining his rifle, suddenly heard Derp running back towards his original location, except instead of attacking Wiimini, he warned Wiimini of the monstrosity before them. As if he had summoned it upon mentioning it, a huge 650mm RailCannon Spike flew overhead, impacting the wall Wiimini was standing upon, and completely shattering it. But it wasn’t Wiimini who the SHMT was after. Seconds after, another 650mm. came barreling towards them at Mach 7, this time hitting it’s designated target. Before Derp could even react, the RailCannon Spike impacted Derp’s magnetic field deployed by his CLevic Chip, causing the round to richochet off into the distance, impacting the ground far away. This unfathomable force immediately knocked Derp to the ground unconscious, sending 3rd, and even 4th degree burns in some places, all over
@DerpTheSoyacfartala well a plasma round from the XMG can easily tear through flesh, and it can even penetrate AR-500 Steel from a mile away.
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala oh ok, so if a Naval Railgun Spike traveling at Mach-7 hit your magnetic field, would your leg just implode or something?
+3@WiiWiiTheMini it’s a full auto rifle with a 64-Charge Drum magazine, with optional MMT infinite ammunition, go crazy.
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala yeah yeah I know, your chip thing. How does that work exactly? Like how does it recognize a bullet from a random piece of metal?
+3@WiiWiiTheMini yeah for whatever reason, he’s immune to bullets, so it’s better to just use an energy weapon like this:
+3hands you XMG-32 Pulse Rifle
@Learpot
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
All of this is getting completely insane, now go to your rooms you two, or else imma have to take away your Minecraft privileges.
@WiiWiiTheMini Sorry for any inconvenience sir, these two just don’t know how to behave themselves anymore, one of them’s an idiot, the other one’s a genetic impossibility of a dog creature thing, and I’m just a single mother trying to keep her i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ children at bay.
@jamesPLANESii probably just wants to start some drama, there has been a shortage of that lately. (thank god...)
+1Huh that red crewmate looks kinda familiar I wonder why
@K2K ehh what the heck. I’ll join!
@bjac0 not exactly, I’m making the Tic-Tac UFO, a flying craft that can accelerate to insane speeds instantly, along with decelerating instantly as well. It was seen near the USS Nimitz during an F-18 training mission, and when the F-18 pilots were asked to intercept the object, it matched their speed and maneuverability, and essentially played cat and mouse with them for a moment before zipping off at impossible speeds. Another incident occurred with the Nimitz, where one of the ships in her fleet detected four of the Tic-Tac UFO’s on their radar, at around low earth orbit. Suddenly, all four objects had descended to sea level within half a second, and no sonic boom from sound-barrier-breakage was heard. They’re still seen today, droning around and meandering about in our skies; their pilot’s purpose? Who knows? Regardless, it’s clear that regardless of their purpose, we are technologically inferior to these little Tic-Tacs.
The images are visible on my phone, so you’re good. As for the reshade, idk how that stuff works so I can’t really help, sorry.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
guys no not this shit again
“Recommended speed is around 500-700 MPH. Faster than that and the plane is going to go quite fast.“
+1Ah yes
The Floor here is made out of FloorMay PyrhPan supply the military force?
@winterro I mean how does the walking mechanism make it move so smoothly with barely any jittering
How do you make things walk so smoothly wth
@NexusGaming feel free!
What’s your favorite thing to do in SimplePlanes?
Idk what’s happening here, it seems like when you look at the trees, they appear 3D, but when you turn the camera, it’s revealed that they actually render in 2D, and take a bit to update their visual model to look 3D again, which allows you to see them momentarily in their 2D form. I usually only play at Wright Airport, and since there aren’t any trees there, I wouldn’t know how long this has been happening, but they’ve always appeared perfectly 3D in the game whenever I play. Is this a glitch? Or is it just something normal that I’ve never noticed before?
For reference, I have all my graphics settings on their highest possible, including Image Effects. (sun flaring, and texture saturation)
@AndrewGarrison
Also yeah kind of an unofficial teaser for my Tic-Tac UFO lol
@ollielebananiaCFSP interesting, I may try that as well as my original method.
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@ollielebananiaCFSP sure
1:30 AM?
+1Rookie numbers.
Interesting, I was working on something like this as well! What technique have you used here?
Why was I expecting SCP-173
Why does this have 19 upvotes I-
Rick Astley Pog
SimplePlanes MP is one of the single funniest things when it has commentary in the background, you guys remind me of a CallMeCarson Livestream lmfao
+1Oh my god
+1Dude you drank vodka
Call the emergency number of your area if you think you might have alcohol poisoning, vodka is strong stuff
You may not like it, but this is what the male body at peak performance looks like:
+7mmmmmmmm noises
+6I sense another wave of drama and shitposts in the near future
more mmmmmmmmmm noises
It’s so freaking beautiful, I can’t even believe I’m looking at a SimplePlanes video at this point.
Wow
Thanks for the input everyone lmao
@Highground For what reason have you awoken us, sir Highground?
+4@Learpot I just checked, and the 1,200+ upvote P-51 still has more comments lol
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+1Toot toot here comes the updoot
+5@CaptainSquadronLeaderX the engines are close together enough that the contrails sorta merge with each other I believe, making it look like there’s only two.
+1You did it, you crazy son of a bitch you did it!
@russianspy who didn’t he give credit to?
I like the minimalist design!
@NexusGaming good lord what have you wrought upon this community
Has German Engineering gone too far?!
+3@Daylight well yeah, why not?
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