127k AWESOMENESS360 Comments

  • When accidentally crash your plane in the water 3.6 years ago

    @goboygo1 I propose a corrosion-resistant layer of material as a the outside skin of the aircraft, and all other facilities on the aircraft that are exposed. Of course, an entirely new aircraft could be crafted for such an endeavor, rather than just applying it to an already-existing aircraft like the F-22 in my shoddy example.

  • bulg 3.6 years ago

    aria

  • FGM-148 Javelin 3.6 years ago

    @FoxDynamicsWeapons hey baby come home to my place and I’ll show you my “javelin missile”

    +1
  • I finally made it! 3.6 years ago

    Congarts

    +1
  • FGM-148 Javelin 3.6 years ago

    slaps Javelin Missile
    “This ba-“
    f*cking explodes

    +1
  • Sarnnox AF-1 3.6 years ago

    Love a good WWI plane, beautifully box-shaped!

    +1
  • Air france 4590 3.6 years ago

    Concords with Miniguns; for when you need to transport passengers at 5:00 but have to fight MiG-25’s at 6:00

    +1
  • Can we have a simpleplanes lore? 3.6 years ago

    @TheLateJBerry that was beautiful

    +2
  • MoonGlobe Tree 3.6 years ago

    @LittleJerry


    YOU WILL DIE IN:

    0:05

    +1
  • Literal U-Boat 3.6 years ago

    @PersonOfTheUniverse9YT because I can.

  • MoonGlobe Tree 3.6 years ago

    @EliCandyYT69 well, awesome is a generous way to describe my account. Also my username is dumb lol

  • Forum 3.6 years ago

    Certified forum moment

  • SimplePlanes Drop It! 3.6 years ago

    @Thunderhawk man everyone’s saying that this could be a trailer for the game lol, I didn’t realize how controversial this would get

    +2
  • Do not overspeed. 3.6 years ago

    72 in a 55, take ‘em out!
    Fox-2 Fox-2!

  • ADFX-02 Morgan Pixy 3.6 years ago

    @JuanNotAnAlt And thanks friend, see you again.

    +1
  • idk what build 3.6 years ago

    Build a stupidly massive flying wing or a UFO lol

  • M1128 MGS Stryker 3.6 years ago

    Nice BC-17 Tsunami turret lol


    Jokes aside, very nice replica, it handles greatly and looks awesome!

  • How to Infiltrate the IceBase 3.6 years ago

    This time I uploaded it at 4:00 AM are you proud of me


    cause I’m not

  • Blowing up The Carrier Short Video 3.7 years ago

    Dude. Invest in a screen recorder.

  • I couldn't name them all 3.7 years ago

    @rexzion that too. But I think the community as a whole has just agreed that you’re the toxic one and it’s impossible to tell when you’re being serious or not, so we all just take it as a joke. You’re like the one kid in school who makes really offensive jokes, but everyone is ok with it because they know you’re just joking and you’re actually a really nice guy

    +2
  • Pictures of USS Tiny in places USS Tiny should not be 3.7 years ago

    @KfcGaming well I just checked, can confirm I’m not a moderator. (thankfully)

  • The Ripper 3.7 years ago

    Cool looking car, the paneling is a little rough here and there, slightly part inefficient. The skull hood ornament on front is nice looking, but the handling of the car could be better. It’s also very large, making it a little unorthodox to handle. Regardless, it’s nice work, and I hope you take my advice as constructive criticism, rather than me being a prick.

    +3
  • I couldn't name them all 3.7 years ago

    Rexzion is just good at being consecutively funny

    +1
  • Fortress coming home 3.7 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 I mean he already made the forum earlier and not only is this formatted the exact same way, even with the XML joke at the beginning, with the dragScale gag and the massScale gag, but it also has the same title too. Kinda the same situation with the “can you name them all” clogging the forums atm. It was fine with one post, cool in fact. But when 30 more are added to the forums, it gets repetitive and becomes a nuisance. And we don’t need the same thing happening with this forum post.

    +3
  • Flycycle 3.7 years ago

    @BombBoi1822 Wright Flyer, manually driven edition

  • Fortress coming home 3.7 years ago

    Albeit yet another interesting aircraft story, a complete knockoff of BogdanX’s earlier post.

  • XF-84H “Thunderscreech” (Semi-Realistic Sound!) 3.7 years ago

    @Ryancooper2112 it’s not a mod, it’s vanilla SP, which is internet lingo for default.

  • SP Paint 3.7 years ago

    Art time bois

    +1
  • Pictures of USS Tiny in places USS Tiny should not be 3.7 years ago

    @KfcGaming no, I’ve never been a moderator. Quite frankly that’s probably a good thing, if someone posted a penis plane I’d just laugh hysterically at it rather than moderating things cause I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old lol

  • Am I the only one who wants this? 3.7 years ago

    Kinda makes Wright look like an aircraft carrier lol, good idea though!

    +11
  • Simple F-102A 3.7 years ago

    Very fun to spawn in 3-4 of these at once and have everyone dogfight lol

    +2
  • XF-84H “Thunderscreech” (Semi-Realistic Sound!) 3.7 years ago

    @BogdanX I didn’t make this XF-84, @Countryman35 did. Regardless, I’m sure they’ll take your advice if they happen to see it!

    +1
  • This post is to my brother but if you want to read it you can. 3.7 years ago

    @LegoBuilder0727 if he throws a pen at you then throw at knife at him in retaliation, give em’ an UNO Reverse card.

    +6
  • Some fun multiplayer shenanigans 3.7 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 kewl

  • Some fun multiplayer shenanigans 3.7 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 I wood drive it

  • Some fun multiplayer shenanigans 3.7 years ago

    Man that thing looks mean, I imagine it has a myriad of uses other than construction equipment.

  • Archer AR-400C 3.7 years ago

    Great plane, but you can barely see it in the thumbnail.

    +2
  • MoonGlobe Tree 3.7 years ago

    @FabioGalvao5679 they’re actually, by SimplePlanes standards, very complicated in terms of lights. I used Negative Opacity Glass for the glowing effect on the inside, the spherical part has no glowing. There’s also an engine with a very large nodded exhaust plume, which gives the sphere a halo of light around it. One last addition is a mess of beacon lights inside the Negative Opacity Glass, which gives the sphere its final layer of glowiness.

    +1
  • When accidentally crash your plane in the water 3.7 years ago

    @CC1010 well no, the sub could easily catch you; the F-22 weighs roughly 43,000lbs, but a submarine can weigh a helluva lot more than that, the largest being around 90,000,000lbs, which is way more than enough to withstand the weight of a fleet of aircrafts, let alone the weight of just one. I mentioned a submarine aircraft carrier, like the Alicorn from AC-7 because nothing like it has ever been made irl, atleast not that the general public knows about. It’s just the most “realistic” example I can think of.

  • annhilator AI WotB 3.7 years ago

    This thing is just the biggest turn-off for players, it’s absolutely broken as shite lol. I hope they don’t see my KV-2 monstrosity, cause granted they’ll add it into the game as a ridiculously OP tier X lmao

  • XF-84H “Thunderscreech” (Semi-Realistic Sound!) 3.7 years ago

    Ahh, 1:57 AM, the best time to upload videos.


    Credit to @Countryman35 for the XF-84, I only gave it the sounds you hear in-game. I didn’t bass boost any of this, it is not edited. You can actually hear it flying from 3 miles away in-game, possibly more.

  • there is a hole in the seabed beside the spikes in krakabloa 3.7 years ago

    Indeed, I’ve seen it a few times after glitching the ocean away. One must wonder how it got there, and if there’s any secret in-game lore as to why it’s there. Either that or the devs are just tryna screw with us so we start conspiring, much like I am now. Damnit, they’re influencing us without us even realizing it!

    +2
  • I’m really sorry about my silence.. 3.7 years ago

    Take all the time you need, I can relate after losing my grandfather a while back.

    +6
  • When accidentally crash your plane in the water 3.7 years ago

    @CC1010 dude, imagine being an F-22 pilot or something in the year 2030 and you’re now training for underwater catapult launches via a submarine aircraft carrier, sorta like the Alicorn. How freaking awesome would that be?!

  • Republic XF-84H Thunderscreech 3.7 years ago

    For those curious, here’s an actual sound recording of what sounds like the thunderscreech doing a fly-by. Just imagine that, but a hundred decibels in intensity.

  • ECT-177 Vehicle 3.7 years ago

    @JuanNotAnAlt
    @Musraskrois
    ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em.

    +1
  • Tomcat and Other Stuff (Teaser) 3.7 years ago

    Ngl the old AIM-54 looks better

  • SimplePlanes Drop It! 3.7 years ago

    @WeebOfSimplePlanes I really don’t know, if this shite here is good enough to become the most upvoted thing I’ve ever posted, I can’t imagine the response from posting an actual legit video. Speaking of which, someone suggested I do a Mr. BlueSky music video, so I may have to do that with GuyFolk’s X-02 Wyvern “Mister Blue”

  • Woman with parrots on a bike 3.7 years ago

    Now this is what SimplePlanes was made for!

    +2