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Battle Barge

105k RailfanEthan  5.8 years ago

its the fourth of july

lets dump some tea in the water

oh wait

party barge time

Background

Cleetus Junior the 4th senior Buck McDoodle and his boat boys found the secret moonshine stash his other wife has, and came up with the idea to make a wooden battleship. Before his first wife found out, he made a blueprint. Now that both are PO'd at him and have made death threats, The USS BeamBoi became his main priority, to escape them.

After completion, a crew was assembled, and the maiden voyage began. Shortly following almost getting scuttled by a coast guard ship, the crew reaches open seas.

Cleetus and his crew forgot to bring food, so they returned home to the trailer park. However, Cleetus' wives were waiting - with a restraining order. Cleetus now lives alone on this ship.

Controls
1 activates main gun. Trim and VTOL move gun.
2 enables main lights, cabin lights, and spotlight.
3 and 4 launch emergency flares
7 and trim move cabin camera
8 is main engines, throttle and roll move
8+Landing Gear moves stability floats

Notes
-Stability floats are to be used if main pontoons are destroyed.
-Features OP Beaner Cannon mk49
-Dual props, if one is lost you have to crab walk at a 45 degree angle

Creds to QingyuZhou for flag and alexchub1 for speedometer

Enjoy!

General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s)
  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 36.1ft (11.0m)
  • Length 63.6ft (19.4m)
  • Height 29.8ft (9.1m)
  • Empty Weight 18,253lbs (8,279kg)
  • Loaded Weight 22,639lbs (10,269kg)

Performance

  • Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.088
  • Wing Loading 8,413.2lbs/ft2 (41,077.1kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 2.7ft2 (0.3m2)
  • Drag Points 33764

Parts

  • Number of Parts 606
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 1,787
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    47.8k Phantomium

    Not enough freedom dispensers on this lol

    5.7 years ago
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    Thanks @Awsomur

    5.8 years ago
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    40.1k Awsomur

    MERRICUUUUUHHH

    5.8 years ago
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    33.2k tsampoy

    @RailfanEthan No problem

    5.8 years ago
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    7,388 OC3LOT1142

    Np @RailfanEthan

    5.8 years ago
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    Thank you, @OC3LOT1142 and @tsampoy

    5.8 years ago
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    33.2k tsampoy

    Two things from Fourth of July. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    5.8 years ago
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    33.2k tsampoy

    Tea and champagne tastes disgusting.

    5.8 years ago
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    Thanks @xXRainDropXx

    5.8 years ago
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    @Spacedoge12345plane lol i will

    5.8 years ago
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    Tell me when this gets over 40 upvotes. (This is one of my highest bets) @RailfanEthan

    5.8 years ago
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    56.2k AviownCorp

    @RailfanEthan welcome

    5.8 years ago
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    @FranticMatty
    BATTLESHIP

    5.8 years ago
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    14.8k Jacobdaniel

    @RailfanEthan np

    5.8 years ago
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    Thank you @JacobDaniel

    5.8 years ago
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    7,256 Roswell

    @RailfanEthan np

    5.8 years ago
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    Thanks,
    @Roswell
    @SledDriver

    @destroyerP

    5.8 years ago
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    Thank you,
    @Rodrigo110
    @AviownCorp
    @FastDan

    +1 5.8 years ago
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    Thanks,
    @Randomusername
    @spacedoge12345plane
    @Avro683Lancaster

    +1 5.8 years ago
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    bet it runs on good ol fashioned MURICA JUICE

    aka oil

    5.8 years ago
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    Thank you @BrianAircraftsNew

    5.8 years ago
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    34.1k Hayhayjam664

    No problemo! :D@RailfanEthan

    5.8 years ago
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    Thanks @Hayhayjam664

    5.8 years ago
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    @Griffinthedragon i mean the gun is more powerful than most ships so

    5.8 years ago
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    33.0k BowtheAvali

    so this is what happens when the US Navy's funding falls short

    +1 5.8 years ago
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