-curtain opens-
Narrator: “This scene takes place in an artist’s workplace in the deep forests in Uganda, Africa. A man sitting at his desk on a chair is carefully creating a self-portrait of a Ugandan Knuckle. However, this Knuckle needs his self-portrait to be flawless to show to his fellows, but sooner than later, he gets more than he asked for...”

Guy: -walks over to Knuckle- “Sir, ...your portrait is ready, want to take a look?”

Knuckle: “Shu mah de wey!!”

Guy: -leads him to portrait, unveils it-

Knuckle: -silence- “...Ganda beh kidding broodah. Dis no de wae to maik a Knuckle N0B!! GU BEK TO UGANDA YU SKINNY NOMNOT.”

Guy: “Well, you see... I have other things to work on... But... ok what do I do to ge-“

Knuckle: “FIND DE WEY B!@$#!!”

Guy: -backs away slowly- “Why dont you?” >:3

Knuckle: -spazzes out of room- “DIS ABUMINOTION. IMPOSIBRUH!!”

Guy: -stands motionless and silently- “............Well then. I guess his wey is not de wae...”

-curtain closes-

Random Knuckle in crowd: “DAT IZ DE WAE!!!”