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Zoomy Z-69 Hecking Chonker variant

6,338 KDS  4.9 years ago
Auto Credit Based on MrVaultech's Thingy var 3, full boogaloo

Directions:?

  • For best take off, pull VTOL all the way up and pull trim all the way down. then reset VTOL slider to default. Or if you’re feeling crazy leave VTOL alone and see what happens.

  • Don’t feed it any more sugar, it’s on a diet. Doctors orders.

Makers Notes:?

So because of multiple, multiple breaks on my part. This big boi and all it’s variants that you’ll maybe see one day has taken over 1.4 years to finish. I’m not even joking my first concept upload I had for this unlisted was that long ago and I probably had saves of it for longer cuz I was never good about backups or upload unlisted save habits. So it’s old and quite possibly mildly outdated, just like me.

Coming back to the game out of pure boredom, I remembered this guy and felt bad it was never finished and uploaded so I scrapped off the rust, and started feeding this boi some chocolate… Never make your plane intentionally obese guys, it’s no joke. It’s very unhealthy for the plane and causes mega oof.
Also, massive credit to MrVaultTech for helping me come up with a color scheme and decal concept while I was a blank.

“Lore:”

The Z-69 “Hecking Chonker” was developed by Zoomy inc as a next gen cruiser stealth plane. Using revolutionary new screen tech on the underside of the plane, projecting an image of the sky above it. On this prototype of it, the screen is broken and is stuck on the image of the Wright Isles. Blame Larry, he had ONE job! Anyway, the plane was designed by Missionary Stan L. Jenkins while he was was working as a totally safe and legal cigar roller in Maywar Then he looked up one day at a B-2 and thought to his smoked up, wholesome dirty brain “Them darn punk militaries flying around them fancy wing bois. I’ll show em what a real chonker looks like.”?
Then he somehow designed it on a unused roll and made millions. Good Game Stan L. Jenkins. Good game…. Despite pilots complaints that it flies like it was designed by probably unlicensed cigar dealer with no background in engineering or physics, the military bought a bunch anyway. They say Stan L. Jenkins is now making comic books for a living out of Sky Park City, called “Marvelous” Comics or something under a slightly different name after he got involved with the wrong crowd on Maywar’s infamous Sesame Street. Though he probably still has one of these in his garage somewhere. Happy flying bois!

Spotlights

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Thingy var 3, full boogaloo
  • Created On Mac
  • Wingspan 122.9ft (37.5m)
  • Length 60.5ft (18.4m)
  • Height 23.4ft (7.1m)
  • Empty Weight N/A
  • Loaded Weight 53,026lbs (24,052kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 1.334
  • Wing Loading 9.6lbs/ft2 (46.8kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 5,526.7ft2 (513.5m2)
  • Drag Points 9268

Parts

  • Number of Parts 201
  • Control Surfaces 50
  • Performance Cost 1,926
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    27.3k 32

    greatest lore in the game

    1.6 years ago
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    35.6k Delphinos

    69 lol

    4.8 years ago
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    152k MAHADI

    @KDS lol. np! btw, check out my new bf-109

    4.9 years ago
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    6,338 KDS

    @ChunderDownUndeR @SakuraSaku thanks guys :)

    4.9 years ago
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    8,909 SakuraSaku

    looks awesome!

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    @Mattangi2 Thanks komrade :)

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    @SodiumChloride @Catbonfox1 @BenSkyWalker Thank you. :)

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    First person to catch that, heh. Suprised it wasn’t the first thing someone mentioned. @jamesPLANESii

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    Finding new and improved ways to hate myself. Thanks for the updoot. @MAHADI

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    6,338 KDS

    Yup, it’s been around for awhile. I do need to do skms updates to it oof. @Destroyerz117

    4.9 years ago
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    Still, nice plane :)

    4.9 years ago
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    69

    oh boi

    +2 4.9 years ago
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    152k MAHADI

    whoa! after a long time? where the heli you been?
    btw, Cool plane!

    4.9 years ago
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    oh you've made a new account?

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    13.7k Shnippy

    No problem @KDS

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    13.7k Shnippy

    I’ll take your entire stock!

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    6,338 KDS

    @Shnippy Thank you :)

    4.9 years ago