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Why the Soviet Union never existed....

1,694 1gman4evr  6.6 years ago

So, the Soviet Union is never existed and I can proof this because I can. Do you see how Soviet Union has 11 letter in it? No? Of course you do. Well 11 is two ones. 11 minus 2 is 9. McDonald's has 9 words in it. McDonald's serves chicken, so does KFC, KFC is illuminati. Bears have 5 letters in it, so does Vodka. 9 + 5 = 14. 14 take away the 4 is 10. Both World Wars lasted 10 years. Russia has 6 letters in it. 10 + 6 = 16. That is the same age kids are allowed to get their driver license. Kids will grow up to become adults at 18. This is how long a dog was alive. Dog has three letters. America fought on three fronts in World War Two. The German Kaiser thought of three plans to invade the US. The US was the Soviet Unions enemy, the Soviet Union borders 13 countries and had 6 puppet states. One of these puppets was Poland, Poland cannot into space and has 6 letters. 6 + 6 is 12. 12 + 13 is 25. 25 flipped over is 52. 21 is an old meme. 52 + 21 is 73. The Soviet Union lasted 73 years. Take away the 7 and you get 3. The Illuminati has 3 sides. The Illuminati doesn't exist, so the Soviet Union doesn't exist either!
(Note how I mention six three times.)

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    1,694 1gman4evr

    Why are people still upvoting this where did you come from

    4.6 years ago
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    1,694 1gman4evr

    @Brendorkus sadly yes

    4.6 years ago
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    21.6k Brendorkus

    Did you think this by yourself?

    4.7 years ago
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    1,181 BigBoiPlanes

    @1gman4evr honestly I have no clue

    5.6 years ago
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    1,694 1gman4evr

    @BigBoiPlanes how did you find this

    5.6 years ago
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    1,181 BigBoiPlanes

    And that’s how I met your mother

    5.7 years ago
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    in soviet russia, u are illuminati

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    You said mcDonalds has 9 words, but you mean letters. So everything you've ever said is wrong. We should not trust you. You are -ehh, the word you've been looking for has not been entered in the first place-!

    *this is more or less tge reaction of a flaterather when he got a comment that intendet to say that earth is a spere... credit to him.
    (A minute later he tried to erase permanent marker from a cardboard... lmao)

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    19.3k TTHHSSSS

    This is a work of art 💯💯

    6.6 years ago
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    40.1k Awsomur

    XDDDDDD @1gman4evr

    6.6 years ago
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    @WEAPONSMITH humans and vodka*

    6.6 years ago
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    1,694 1gman4evr

    @Awsomur I know that's why I made it. Lol

    6.6 years ago
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    40.1k Awsomur

    LOL, yes I know. But it is a stupid joke nonetheless. @1gman4evr

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    wat

    6.6 years ago
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    1,694 1gman4evr

    @Awsomur This was created as a joke you know?

    6.6 years ago
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    40.1k Awsomur

    Oh yes, you must be right. So the Cuban Missile Crisis never happened either.

    +1 6.6 years ago