I don’t actually have any money to buy a cybertruck with because I’m majoring in student debt, but whatever. If I did have the money, what do you think I should use it for? Silly, stupid, kind, and creative ideas are welcome. Please argue in the comments.
Examples:
- buy a model cybertruck, and use the leftover funds to hire a clown to follow me around
- procure 5.7x28mm platforms and ammo
- purchase one (1) 2 liter coke and nothing else
- start an illegal food cart selling caramelized bananas downtown
- acquire a retired Crown Victoria police interceptor.
- leave large, oddly specific tips at busy restaurants ($1,490.45)
- buy a water slide (no pool)
buy an AIM-9X Sidewinder
I procure a PSA Blem 16in with the 13.5 M-Lok handguard, a surefire white light, Daniel Defense Rock ‘n Locks, and an MVG, plus enough ammo to learn it well for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.
@SemedianIndustries ill take it bro
Buy a musket for home defence since that's how the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into your house, you grab your 1700s replica Charlocille musket and powdered wig and tricorn hat. You shoot a golf ball sized hole in the first man he's dead on the spot, draw you're flintlock on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smooth bore and nail that annoying ass dog across the street. Then you run up to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs and then yell "TALLY HO LADS!!!" And fire a good amount of grapeshot, it immediately kills two men in the blast with extra shrapnel and loud ass sounds setting off car alarms all the way in Washington DC and the Yellowstone camp site. Fix bayonet and charge the last traumatized scallywag nail him right through the esophagus and trachea and he'll bleed to death because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Buy an atom
Retired crown vic
@WisconsinStatePolice nice.
@PrussianAirlines
Right now friend
Also,when new build?
Buy an M1 Abrams
Buy a Boeing 737
-to-air missile
Air-to-surface missile
Anti-radiation missile
Anti-ballistic missile
Anti-satellite weapon
Anti-ship missile (list)
Anti-submarine missile
Anti-tank guided missile (list)
Land-attack missile
Shoulder-launched missiles
Surface-to-air missile (list)
Surface-to-surface missile
Wire-guided missile
Cruise missiles
Air-launched cruise missile
Ground-launched cruise missile
Submarine-launched cruise missile
A pilot license (preferably mine)
Buy Russia
Buy a Federal Signal 2001-130
Buy an F-22 Raptor
give it to me
Anything else
buy a lot of coke for your pool
Victoria Interceptor
@Graingy YES
@126 The word's longest urinal
@Solent19 I’m getting PTSD from Jimmy’s world Elvis Presley RV
buy a used plane (like a cessna 172) and use the leftover funds to convert it into a car.
trust me, that's much cooler than a cyberfuck
Go to a junk yard, get a clapped out old car, get an old engine, get a rebuild kit, and make a dope ass rat rod.