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What should I use my money for instead of a CyberTruck?

54.8k WisconsinStatePolice  6 months ago

I don’t actually have any money to buy a cybertruck with because I’m majoring in student debt, but whatever. If I did have the money, what do you think I should use it for? Silly, stupid, kind, and creative ideas are welcome. Please argue in the comments.

Examples:

  • buy a model cybertruck, and use the leftover funds to hire a clown to follow me around
  • procure 5.7x28mm platforms and ammo
  • purchase one (1) 2 liter coke and nothing else
  • start an illegal food cart selling caramelized bananas downtown
  • acquire a retired Crown Victoria police interceptor.
  • leave large, oddly specific tips at busy restaurants ($1,490.45)
  • buy a water slide (no pool)
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    18.1k FlirBlitz

    buy an AIM-9X Sidewinder

    Pinned 6 months ago
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    I procure a PSA Blem 16in with the 13.5 M-Lok handguard, a surefire white light, Daniel Defense Rock ‘n Locks, and an MVG, plus enough ammo to learn it well for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.

    21 hours ago
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    @SemedianIndustries ill take it bro

    yesterday
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    Buy a musket for home defence since that's how the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into your house, you grab your 1700s replica Charlocille musket and powdered wig and tricorn hat. You shoot a golf ball sized hole in the first man he's dead on the spot, draw you're flintlock on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smooth bore and nail that annoying ass dog across the street. Then you run up to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs and then yell "TALLY HO LADS!!!" And fire a good amount of grapeshot, it immediately kills two men in the blast with extra shrapnel and loud ass sounds setting off car alarms all the way in Washington DC and the Yellowstone camp site. Fix bayonet and charge the last traumatized scallywag nail him right through the esophagus and trachea and he'll bleed to death because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    yesterday
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    6,440 Cuboidable

    Buy an atom

    +1 one month ago
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    Retired crown vic

    +1 3 months ago
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    @WisconsinStatePolice nice.

    +1 3 months ago
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    @PrussianAirlines
    Right now friend

    +1 3 months ago
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    Also,when new build?

    +1 3 months ago
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    Buy an M1 Abrams

    +2 4 months ago
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    Buy a Boeing 737

    +1 4 months ago
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    6,535 USAMustang

    -to-air missile
    Air-to-surface missile
    Anti-radiation missile
    Anti-ballistic missile
    Anti-satellite weapon
    Anti-ship missile (list)
    Anti-submarine missile
    Anti-tank guided missile (list)
    Land-attack missile
    Shoulder-launched missiles
    Surface-to-air missile (list)
    Surface-to-surface missile
    Wire-guided missile
    Cruise missiles
    Air-launched cruise missile
    Ground-launched cruise missile
    Submarine-launched cruise missile

    +2 5 months ago
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    A pilot license (preferably mine)

    +3 5 months ago
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    28.5k IAmSteve

    Buy Russia

    +2 5 months ago
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    2,104 Ashdenpaw1

    Buy a Federal Signal 2001-130

    +2 6 months ago
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    10.8k Rb2h

    Buy an F-22 Raptor

    +2 6 months ago
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    11.3k Kenzar

    give it to me

    +3 6 months ago
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    Anything else

    +1 6 months ago
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    buy a lot of coke for your pool

    +1 6 months ago
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    9,691 F16xl

    Victoria Interceptor

    +1 6 months ago
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    @Graingy YES

    +1 6 months ago
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    42.4k Graingy

    @126 The word's longest urinal

    +2 6 months ago
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    @Solent19 I’m getting PTSD from Jimmy’s world Elvis Presley RV

    +1 6 months ago
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    5,384 Solent

    buy a used plane (like a cessna 172) and use the leftover funds to convert it into a car.
    trust me, that's much cooler than a cyberfuck

    +2 6 months ago
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    64.4k PapaKernels

    Go to a junk yard, get a clapped out old car, get an old engine, get a rebuild kit, and make a dope ass rat rod.

    +3 6 months ago
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