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Why the cri-cri is a better plane than the Rafale

1,726 YeIIow  4.6 years ago

Bold statement, I know, but it's true. The cri-cri is far superior to the rafale in many ways which I shall list:

1: It's so much better to look at

It's a piece of art. JUST LOOK AT IT!
Simply beautiful
I'm not even going to link a picture to the rafale for a comparison because it will just break your screen with how ugly it is

2: so much cheaper

The Rafale costs millions to buy, which is stupidly over priced. Why would anyone buy a plane (if you can even call a Rafale a plane) for millions upon millions when you can spend less than 20k on a cri-cri? It makes no sense. Literally none.

3: far better aerial superiority

The cri-cri is far better at air to air combat than the Rafale, this is proven easily. Neither have any confirmed kills but simulated I don't think any plane (bar the Po-2) can beat the cri-cri, it's just way too powerful

As you can see, there are 3 great reasons why the cri-cri is a superior aircraft to the Rafale.

Thank you for reading <3

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    Good joke.

    +1 3.3 years ago
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    6,996 G2

    @ChrisPy *sweats in ireland*

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    1,726 YeIIow

    @JuanAlt non't

    4.5 years ago
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    No

    4.5 years ago
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    @Dathcha
    indeed, I could have stopped long before, without the mentions of you and TheKugelblitz.
    I only wrote 5 messages, and answered 7 ...

    4.6 years ago
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    3,690 Dathcha

    Ok, it seems you will finally stop. As such, this will be my final message to you on the matter @CharlesDeGaulle

    4.6 years ago
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    @Dathcha Without doubt, on the other hand, your message is of total uselessness, I invite you to be silent too. I had quit, and are you calling me back? Besides, apart from two messages at the top and 3 ironic messages I didn't do much, it looks like you think I answer all the messages of all the people ... On the other hand, I would shut up when I seemed good to do, mentioning me is a bad idea, telling me to shut up is even more so. Hope this is my last post.

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    3,690 Dathcha

    We aren’t stopping because your not stopping. When you stopping replying to people saying insults and things, we will stop @CharlesDeGaulle

    +1 4.6 years ago
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    19.8k DerVito

    Cr-Cri - the best plane ever

    +1 4.6 years ago
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    19.8k DerVito

    confirm

    4.6 years ago
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    @CharlesDeGaulle you could immediately stop at this point then
    Move on. Ignore all the messages people send you

    4.6 years ago
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    @Dathcha I will stop when you will stop to mention me, you can't stop ??

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    3,690 Dathcha

    Just stop dude. @CharlesDeGaulle

    4.6 years ago
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    @TheKugelblitz continue alone then, stop mentioning me.

    4.6 years ago
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    @CharlesDeGaulle no

    4.6 years ago
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    @Mostly ''Hell ain't bad place to be'', but I said that I stopped with this drama, your humor was no better than mine. I have not harassed anyone. Let's finish there.

    4.6 years ago
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    @CharlesDeGaulle they will stop when they see that nobody cares.

    +3 4.6 years ago
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    14.0k ChrisPy

    no i didnt ask for that @X4JB

    4.6 years ago
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    @Vincent yes, I know, my message about Mostly house was satiric too.
    @EternalDarkness , yes I will stop that, it's boring.
    But I don't know when they will stop.

    +2 4.6 years ago
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    @Mostly
    Nice, and the F35 ?

    +1 4.6 years ago
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    Mod Mostly

    @CharlesDeGaulle rafale has less air-to-air jet kills than a biplane which means that the PO-2 is the better air superiority aircraft

    4.6 years ago
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    @CharlesDeGaulle will you stop this? You're spreading drama all over the site. People don't like your favorite plane, you don't like theirs, and that's that.

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    94.3k Vincent

    @CharlesDeGaulle My dude, this is obviously satire. No need to get worked up over a cri-cri/Rafale comparison.

    +8 4.6 years ago
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    14.0k ChrisPy

    for u to be cringe and to make a joke that no one laughed at? @X4JB

    +1 4.6 years ago
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    9,352 Yoshimi

    @ChrisPy Did I ask?

    4.6 years ago
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