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5,997 JakeS  3.6 years ago

Okay
Okay
Okay

Hear me out

WHY

is it when someone donates their kidneys, they're seen as heroes, and are amazing

BUT

When I donate seven of mine, I'm a "creepy serial killer" and I'm "under arrest"

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    30.4k soundwave

    oh yeah sure, when shakespeare makes a new word he’s a ‘literary genius’ and ‘groundbreaking’, but when I do it, i’m ‘an idiot’ and ‘ruining family Scrabble night’

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    5,997 JakeS

    @soundwave an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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    13.9k ChrisPy

    yeah, that checks out.

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    7,270 Learpot

    @KnightOfRen well good luck

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    5,997 JakeS

    @metallicplanes Yes they do, I got them from the people I cut ope- I mean, I got them from my body

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    Because..... humans dont have 7 kidneys.

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    first time?
    @soundwave

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    37.0k Ruvie

    why don't kidneys grow into adultneys?

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    7,270 Learpot

    Because 1 kidney should be worth 262k USD, 262k times 7 is 1.834 million usd, well a normal person should have 2 kidneys but you might have just found 5 more secret kidneys around in your legs, in that case, if the police haven’t confiscated them, open the engine hood and place 1 kidney there, trust me, it’s worth it, soon, when the police smells the kidney smell, run. FAST, just wait till each of them faint from the smell, if that’s not enough place another one on the road, a car will run over the other kidney and will produce a worse smell, after a while, kidney fight the cops and take their secret kidneys, now you have more than you’ve started with, once more reinforcements arrive, do the same, until everybody on earth has fainted, take their kidneys and sell it to the hospital staff since you kept them alive, you will now have infinite money, buy all the games and stuff you want.

    Any [mods] reading, this is a joke, please don’t take it seiriously

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    5,997 JakeS

    @JeskoGoesVROOM Oh nice

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    5,997 JakeS

    @tsampoy The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
    The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
    The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
    A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
    Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
    The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
    The test will begin on the word start.
    On your mark, get ready, start.

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    not damaged
    and you can keep the cash i dont need it
    @Jake_

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    33.3k tsampoy

    Oh, and I hope this helps.

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    33.3k tsampoy

    The General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon is a single-engine supersonic multirole fighter aircraft originally developed by General Dynamics for the United States Air Force (USAF). Designed as an air superiority day fighter, it evolved into a successful all-weather multirole aircraft. Over 4,600 aircraft have been built since production was approved in 1976.[6] Although no longer being purchased by the U.S. Air Force, improved versions are being built for export customers.[7] In 1993, General Dynamics sold its aircraft manufacturing business to the Lockheed Corporation,[8] which in turn became part of Lockheed Martin after a 1995 merger with Martin Marietta.[9]

    The Fighting Falcon's key features include a frameless bubble canopy for better visibility, side-mounted control stick to ease control while maneuvering, an ejection seat reclined 30 degrees from vertical to reduce the effect of g-forces on the pilot, and the first use of a relaxed static stability/fly-by-wire flight control system which helps to make it an agile aircraft. The F-16 has an internal M61 Vulcan cannon and 11 locations for mounting weapons and other mission equipment. The F-16's official name is "Fighting Falcon", but "Viper" is commonly used by its pilots and crews, due to a perceived resemblance to a viper snake as well as the Colonial Viper starfighter on Battlestar Galactica which aired at the time the F-16 entered service.[10][11]

    In addition to active duty in the U.S. Air Force, Air Force Reserve Command, and Air National Guard units, the aircraft is also used by the USAF aerial demonstration team, the U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds, and as an adversary/aggressor aircraft by the United States Navy. The F-16 has also been procured to serve in the air forces of 25 other nations.[12] As of 2015, it is the world's most numerous fixed-wing aircraft in military service.[13]

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    5,997 JakeS

    @JeskoGoesVROOM awesome. I'm willing to pay a maximum of $5000 for the brain. Is the brain damaged in any way?

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    People just don’t appreciate it these days

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    i already sold it, sorry
    though i may have a spare one
    @Jake_

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    5,997 JakeS

    @FishMiner No, the people I've opened only have 3

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    5,997 JakeS

    @JeskoGoesVROOM can I buy your brain to complete my body part collection

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    31.3k Mostly

    har har har, funny origional joke

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    i sold both of my kidneys to get SP (back in like 2016) sooooooo...................
    i also sold all my other body parts to gain a bunch of op stuff in other games, so all that's left is an empty husk.

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    26.5k FishMiner

    Because normal people only have 5 smh...

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    who is secks and why did my uncle offend him

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    5,997 JakeS

    @Highground oH and then I use photoshop to make it bigger once I'm done?
    What if I made a pocket sized cloning machine that could clone things on-the-go?

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    @Jake_ you use Photoshop to make the cloning machine smaller

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