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What’s your favorite quote?

12.5k Stratus  2 months ago

Title says it all. I’ve seen some other people asking what they’re favorite song is. I’ve decided to take a different approach. Please don’t count this as spam...

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    "Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe, maybe, I am yet to find someone that can outsmart bullet."
    -Heavy

    +1 2 months ago
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    Mod Tully2001

    I know @Brendorkus

    2 months ago
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    10.3k SovietBun

    “Who send all these babies to fight!?”
    -Heavy

    I also like
    “ You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. And even then, good luck! Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands!”
    -soldier
    And
    “ JoJo, being a human means having limits. I've learned something... The more carefully you scheme, the more unexpected events come along. As long as you're human... I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!”
    -Dio

    2 months ago
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    6,383 NateDoge

    “It’s hard to win an Argument against a smart person, but it’s d**m impossible to win an argument is out a stupid one.”

    Shout out to flat earthers.

    +2 2 months ago
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    “This is Paris, Texas.” Ruth from the lunchables commercial. There’s something about her facial expression and her accent that makes it very funny to me

    2 months ago
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    "Its is my life."
    -Jon Bovie

    2 months ago
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    "People die when they are killed"
    ~Emiya Shirou

    2 months ago
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    29.6k soundwave

    ‘That’s what she said’
    ~Michael G. Scott, circa. 2005-2010

    +1 2 months ago
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    6,683 CoconutCraft

    “We become what we think about.”

    +1 2 months ago
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    16.7k exosuit

    Galatians 4:16
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    Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

    2 months ago
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    How'?! Well, it's quite simple really. You see 'Girlie,' you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing, you didn't account for: my numbers are bigger than yours! Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level and you're basically untouchable, my wounds heal faster than you can make them! We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn't be fun. But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is!
    'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy!
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    Kirito - SAO Abridged

    2 months ago
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    9,798 Tums

    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
    ...
    "If you trust in yourself.... and believe in your dreams.... and follow your star... you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy."
    —- Terry Pratchett

    2 months ago
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    36.4k 2Papi2Chulo

    “It don’t always be like that, but sometimes it really do” ~Baseball Joe

    2 months ago
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    2,198 Davisplanez

    "Listen Kid. I Don't Have Much Time. So There's this Scientist Named Rick. and, I Kid you not, he turns Himself into a Pickle. Calls himself: Pickle rick. Funniest Sh*t I've Ever Seen."
    -Harambe just before being Shot by a Zookeeper

    +5 2 months ago
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    Also, "You can't hate it until you try it..."

    2 months ago
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    "It's not a crime if you don't get caught..."

    2 months ago
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    We are no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do i

    +7 2 months ago
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    12.5k Stratus

    No comment... @spefyjerbf

    2 months ago
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    "I TURNED MY SELF INTO A PICKLE "

    +3 2 months ago
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    150k spefyjerbf

    ”Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.”

    +8 2 months ago
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    16.9k Nerfaddict

    _ _ _ ____.

    2 months ago
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    ”There are things in Russia which are not as they seem.”

    • Marshal Georgi Zhukov
    +3 2 months ago
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    my favorite one came from a math teacher I had. "A calculator is only as smart as the person using it."
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    but I also like "Reject modernism. Embrace tradition." and the most universal response to any question: "ur mom"

    2 months ago
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    15.3k USSR

    "You cannot lie, cheat or steal your way to honor. Honor lies in friendship, trust and loyalty, in truth when you spit upon those great and wonderful things, you are doomed to a failure of the soul of the worst sort. You are truly damned."
    -Beowolff, admin of IL2 free modding

    2 months ago
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    6,590 Ultra0

    “Unexpected item in bagging area. Remove the last item, and press continue”

    • Winston Churchill, King of czechoslovakia 2018
    +2 2 months ago
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