Title says it all. I’ve seen some other people asking what they’re favorite song is. I’ve decided to take a different approach. Please don’t count this as spam...
"Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe, maybe, I am yet to find someone that can outsmart bullet."
I know @Brendorkus
“Who send all these babies to fight!?”
I also like
“ You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. And even then, good luck! Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands!”
“ JoJo, being a human means having limits. I've learned something... The more carefully you scheme, the more unexpected events come along. As long as you're human... I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!”
“It’s hard to win an Argument against a smart person, but it’s d**m impossible to win an argument is out a stupid one.”
Shout out to flat earthers.
“This is Paris, Texas.” Ruth from the lunchables commercial. There’s something about her facial expression and her accent that makes it very funny to me
"Its is my life."
"People die when they are killed"
‘That’s what she said’
~Michael G. Scott, circa. 2005-2010
“We become what we think about.”
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
How'?! Well, it's quite simple really. You see 'Girlie,' you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing, you didn't account for: my numbers are bigger than yours! Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level and you're basically untouchable, my wounds heal faster than you can make them! We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn't be fun. But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is!
'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy!
Kirito - SAO Abridged
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
"If you trust in yourself.... and believe in your dreams.... and follow your star... you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy."
—- Terry Pratchett
“It don’t always be like that, but sometimes it really do” ~Baseball Joe
"Listen Kid. I Don't Have Much Time. So There's this Scientist Named Rick. and, I Kid you not, he turns Himself into a Pickle. Calls himself: Pickle rick. Funniest Sh*t I've Ever Seen."
-Harambe just before being Shot by a Zookeeper
Also, "You can't hate it until you try it..."
"It's not a crime if you don't get caught..."
We are no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
No comment... @spefyjerbf
"I TURNED MY SELF INTO A PICKLE "
”Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.”
_ _ _ ____.
”There are things in Russia which are not as they seem.”
my favorite one came from a math teacher I had. "A calculator is only as smart as the person using it."
but I also like "Reject modernism. Embrace tradition." and the most universal response to any question: "ur mom"
"You cannot lie, cheat or steal your way to honor. Honor lies in friendship, trust and loyalty, in truth when you spit upon those great and wonderful things, you are doomed to a failure of the soul of the worst sort. You are truly damned."
-Beowolff, admin of IL2 free modding
“Unexpected item in bagging area. Remove the last item, and press continue”