I greet you most categorically!

I have absolutely no idea why you stumbled onto my profile, but if you’re curious, here’s a bit of info about me:
First of all, let me say right away: I come from such a backwater corner of planet Earth as Russia. Accordingly, my English isn’t the best, so I use ChatGPT for translation. And while I think it does a pretty good job, it sometimes messes up. Plus, many of my 1000+ IQ Mega-brain ultra-funny jokes and puns simply can’t be translated properly.
Actually, I’ve known the game way longer than I’ve had this account. I first discovered it, I think, when I was around 8 years old – that must’ve been 2017–2018, more or less. I only started taking it seriously around 2023, though. That said, my early creations were, let’s put it this way, lost ages ago and… well, let’s just say they weren’t exactly masterpieces, to put it mildly.

I also have a couple of companies (well, within the game, obviously):
Banana Aerospace Industries, or BAI for short: based in Somalia, founded by two completely insane engineers who escaped from a Russian madhouse. After their escape, they somehow ended up – surprise, surprise – in Somalia, where they gathered around them a small group of pirates of all sorts and underground designers. They also brought along a pack of monkeys as cheap labor for the factories. The company mainly produces modern fifth-generation multirole fighters, but also other aircraft, always using the most advanced technologies available. On top of that, there are helicopters, and even ground vehicles. Structurally, though, they’re closer to a full-fledged state: they have their own territory, their own army, air force, and even a navy.

Atomic Klounada Experimental Systems, or AKES: for now it’s just a general idea, mentioned in this post if anyone’s interested.
In general, I’m planning to make proper posts with full descriptions of each company, but I keep putting it off. Still, sooner or later, it will happen!

What else can I say… well, I try to stay active. Of course, sometimes life happens, and I don’t feel like doing anything at all. Plus, school is literally just around the corner, so my activity will definitely take a hit. But I don’t intend to give up!!! My degeneration is unstoppable!!!

Thanks to everyone who read this to the end! Wishing you luck, money, cars, and all that good stuff.