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  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 20 days ago

    @BOSKnight ok

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] MDC AMH-100-UDM1 — Self Propelled Howitzer 20 days ago

    @34mphetamine no problem Lol

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 20 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie I was going to call them It-Tally and Mall-tbh but @BOSKnight named them so I didnt want to change it

    +1
  • [KE-RP] Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty 20 days ago

    Signed
    Frangusto Fiasco, President of the Imperial Republic of Spin.

    +2
  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie thank you
    Spin is cool :D

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    @SPWithLizzie idk 😭

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight I won’t let a power from As-Yeah colonize the continent of Your-up. It would tilt the balance of power and would force us to compete. I will let you keep RNJNIC/Northern NIC if I can have RNJ

  • Rockwell B-1B Lancer "The Bone" 21 days ago

    @dabestsock ikr, over the Volga in 2014.

    +1
  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight what are you offering?

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    @deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 so you support the terrorist organizations that nuked all the main cities? I’m not annexing them or anything in case ur confused, just reinstating a new democratic government. Not like what the US did with Iraq in 2003 though.

  • Rockwell B-1B Lancer "The Bone" 21 days ago

    @Bugati87 so what I’m getting at here is, uh….
    You’re a commie, eh?

    +1
  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight @DeeganWithABazooka it is an invasion of eat-a-lee and malt-a. I think I made that clear with the title of this forum 😭

  • (REQUESTED) B-1R Lancer (Fictional B-1B Concept) 21 days ago

    @xXLouisPlayzXx ur choice. I don’t care what u do with it its ur build not mine Lol

    +1
  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight yes. It’s so tiny Lol 😭
    Exactly why I’ve already taken their government officials into custody for breaking international law and betraying their own nation.

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    General Corp Inc:
    @GeneralCorpInc
    Umbra Defense:
    @SchmooveBrain
    You-Go-Slav-Yeah:
    @NotRob119

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    Republic of Nether-Jim:
    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Republic of Swisher-Man:
    @Voytek
    Check-or-slow-vak-air:
    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    Unity Steaks:
    @Bugati87
    Empire of Your-Pan:
    @BOSKnight
    Kingdom of Bell-Lands:
    @SPWithLizzie

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    Empire of Celestia:
    @LunarEclipseSP
    Jerry:
    @RepublicofWrightIsles
    Republic of Next-In-Co:
    @Aeromax

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    Unity Ding-Dong:
    @DeutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7
    Republic of For-Rants:
    @keiyronelleavgeek566
    Republic of Kinda:
    @aMosquito

  • [KE-RP] Invasion of Eat-a-Lee and Malt-A 21 days ago

    Socket Onion:
    @DeeganWithABazooka
    Raphaelis Defense:
    @RB107
    Kingdom of Pole-Land:
    @BigHeadEngineering

  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight Lol. Bro I’m staying in my area

  • (REQUESTED) B-1R Lancer (Fictional B-1B Concept) 21 days ago

    @xXLouisPlayzXx Lol 😭

    +1
  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight good. Also I see no reason in Japan annexing two little Mediterranean islands 😭

  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight not agreeing to it.

  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight no, you aren’t.

  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] MDC AMH-100-UDM1 — Self Propelled Howitzer 21 days ago

    @34mphetamine Lol, well that is an excellent question I was waiting to be asked. It is quite the unorthodox SPH. In KE-RP, I am the Imperial republic of Spin. (I need to make a quick history lesson to give you some reasoning behind the design btw) The Imperial Republic of Spin/IRoS is the most powerful nation. I am the golden country in Europe on the KE-RP map found here (I also have southern Mexico but it’s not shown.) As you can see, I also control a lot of territory. My old howitzer was the SPH-M1H2 Titan. It was very lightly armored, and had a very unreliable early version of an autoloader. It was designed like any other howitzer, to fire kilometers away from enemy positions to provide its role. But The IRoS has been in four conflicts with UDD/The Bristolian Empire. And during these conflicts, we learned that our howitzers were constantly being found and destroyed by small armored vehicles and tanks. This also happened with fighting the nation of Jerry after we had political opposition. Lesson learned, and now our howitzers are more armored around the crew compartment and ammunition. But about the layout: the front features 2/3 the armor of the sides. This is because everything is meant to protect the crew. You can repair or replace a SPH or tank, but not a trained experienced crew. The engine is placed very far forward with insulation behind it to eat enemy shots, and be separate from the ammunition and driver during a fire. The horizontally mounted conveyor is built in such a way that is improved from the Titan, that the nearest part is far enough away from the crew that there is room for internal armor plating to prevent the ammunition from cooking the crew. It has a side armor thickness of 110mm in some parts, making it less likely for the ammunition to be hit. Furthermore, in the RP there is an extended range of this cannon compared to the Titan. We can position them farther away to give more reaction time for the crew. All of this comes at the price of speed and acceleration. That is the least of our concerns however, as the AMH-100-UDM1 doesn’t need speed to protect itself. It has thick armor in the event of far enemy incursions, and angled turret armor to further protect the crew. The crew is also spread out very far making it a literal school bus sized monster. It isn’t practical for close-up engagements obviously, the shielded MG and thicker than usual armor are last resorts,

    +1
  • I have surpassed him!!! 21 days ago

    @Rb2h I noticed… 😭

    +1
  • Rockwell B-1B Lancer "The Bone" 21 days ago

    Btw make the B-1R next…
    Air Force humor

    +1
  • Rockwell B-1B Lancer "The Bone" 21 days ago

    Everyone spotlight it or I will (kindly) make you build the tu-160, which as we all know is an insult in itself

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 21 days ago

    @GeneralCorpInc Lol

  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @BOSKnight no. The mid-it-terrain-e-yeah-n is mine

  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 @BOSKnight in my defense, I attacked Grease and All-Ban-yeah years ago and neither of them had owners. Deegan was fully aware of the invasions, but didn’t tell me I couldn’t have them or anything. He literally recognized my invasion as official annexation. Look at the map at the top of this forum.

  • New aircraft in the works 21 days ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 same as my name.

    +1
  • New aircraft in the works 21 days ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 yes

  • Knockoff Earth 21 days ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 @BOSKnight I don’t own Eat-a-lee. I own Grease. But I am attacking Eat-a-lee in the next few days

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 21 days ago

    @GeneralCorpInc i see…

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 21 days ago

    @SPsidearm just where the magazine is. I tried to make it lower part so the rifle isn’t that detailed. For the SIAR-Mod.60 maybe I’ll try and make it a higher part count for more detail like that.

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] MDC AMH-100-UDM1 — Self Propelled Howitzer 21 days ago

    @Randomplayer well the engine is in a completely different area. All of the engine is behind that grey panel in the front. The ventilation shafts and vents just lead to it, with insulation between it and the driver and ammo storage.

  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] MDC AMH-100-UDM1 — Self Propelled Howitzer 22 days ago

    @Randomplayer that is the very maximum. The vehicle is designed for maximum crew protection with very thick armor on the sides and front surrounding the ammo and crew compartment near the conveyor belt, which is why it only has a top speed of 27 mph. Furthermore, it isn’t a tank. It is a self-propelled howitzer. It fires kilometers away from the enemy lines and can reposition quickly. And it dispenses each round every 5 seconds too so it would take 10 minutes to fire every shell with minimum delay. Realistically speaking, the AMH-100 would only carry about half of that (usually around 50-70 shells) and fire them all from an entrenched position. It could return back to an ammunition depot for more rounds, or a CATV-2 Hauler could carry them to the entrenched position for reloading. But hey, at least it’s not like the soviet MBTs whereas if it gets ammo racked the crew experiences a very very very brief career in the soviet Air Force.

  • RD TLF "Pretender" 22 days ago

    @RB107 ok thank you!

    +1
  • RD TLF "Pretender" 22 days ago

    @RB107 actually I’ll take number 3.

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @GeneralCorpInc thank you. Can I get a hint at what it is you are making?

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @DeeganWithABazooka well adjusted for 1954 inflation, $170 for each SIAR-Mod.54. So it’ll cost you $850,000.

  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @BOSKnight hmm, well realistically the SIAR-Mod.54 has 26 parts. Mainly consisting of the barrel, muzzle, safety mechanism (5 parts), grip, trigger, shoulder mount, cartridge ejection, and magazine holster.

    +1
  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @DeeganWithABazooka 5000 is possible. And no, domestic production is not permitted to foreign buyers.

  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @BOSKnight I said less complex. It’s been perfected for two years. It takes little time to assemble, repair, clean, but taking it apart is a little but longer due to it’s skinniness. That’s what that black panel on the left side above the grip is for. It is the panel that gives you access to some of the harder-to-reach areas for quick decomposition to repair it.

  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles top gun

  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @SPsidearm thank you. Tryna ask the professional Bcs I honestly dont know what I’m doing 😭

  • [KE-RP][AR-RP] SIAR-Mod.54 22 days ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles only 1000? Ok well I’ll fulfill that order