The Imperial Republic of Spin Official Address to the World
May, 1954
Citizens of the world, allies of liberty, and defenders of order,
Today, I stand before you not as a warmonger, but as the elected guardian of truth, justice, and the security of civilized nations. The Imperial Republic of Spin hereby formally announces Operation Iron Veil — a decisive and just military campaign against the nations of Eat-a-lee and Malt-a. This operation has not been launched in haste, but in response to irrefutable evidence uncovered through over eleven years of covert Spinnish intelligence operations embedded deep within these treacherous regimes.
Since the early 1940s, a wave of terror shook the foundations of peace across Your-up and As-Yeah, with cowardly attacks on civilians, political figures, and cultural landmarks. These acts were long believed to be the work of an elusive and fragmented extremist movement — but now, after years of intelligence gathering, the veil has been lifted. The regime of Eat-a-lee is not only complicit — they are the architects and funders of this terror. From behind smoke and mirrors, they formed and sustained the very organization that tore through our cities and families.
Malt-a, once thought a mere bystander, has been exposed as the nerve center for this criminal network. Their ports, airstrips, and banks served as the main artery for transporting weapons, personnel, and money, funneled from Eat-a-lee and distributed across two continents to sow chaos. While the world looked elsewhere, they plotted in silence, draped in neutrality and deception.
Our strikes today are not against the people of Eat-a-lee or Malt-a — they are against the corrupted political machinery that betrayed them. Spin now moves with precision and force to eliminate all terrorist support infrastructure, to dismantle this malignant alliance, and to ensure that no future generation of Spinnish citizens, or any global citizen, must endure what our fathers and mothers faced in those dark days.
To our allies, we ask for resolve. To our enemies, we offer clarity: this campaign is lawful, strategic, and unwavering. Spin does not act in vengeance — Spin acts in defense of civilization itself.
May history remember this day not as the beginning of war, but as the day justice reclaimed its ground.
Malt-A has fallen, and the government officials will be brought back to Madrid for criminal trial.
Frangusto Fiasco
President of the Imperial Republic of Spin
¡Viva el Imperio!
@BOSKnight
I'll buy you 15 extra
@SPWithLizzie no. I have like a total of 3-9 brain cells
@BOSKnight
You couldn't think of Anything more original?
@SPWithLizzie yes. I thought, hmmm… malt-a
@BOSKnight
You came up with thar name?
@SPWithLizzie that was me! @deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 I will trade those aircraft for the cargo planes. @B1BLancer The area I am trading is the former RNJ mainland, and I am wanting to get the western fourth of can-da
@B1BLancer
Like you didn't even try with that one😭
Just threw a hyphen in there and said "all good"
It-all-e would be good
@SPWithLizzie idk 😭
These names are getting worse and worse😭
Like tf is "Malt-a"?
@BOSKnight I won’t let a power from As-Yeah colonize the continent of Your-up. It would tilt the balance of power and would force us to compete. I will let you keep RNJNIC/Northern NIC if I can have RNJ
@BOSKnight Glad someone isn't going to knock on my door thinking my power is trashy. Also yes, you can get those transport aircrafts for 150 million. I will pay 180 million.
@deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 also, I lived up to your dreams… RNJ is no more!!
@deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 ok. I will give you 20 of each. Can I trade for your transport aircraft? (Like 300)?
@BOSKnight B1B B-52 and F-18, along with some CA-412, and LF2-1FA2s
@deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 ok, what planes? F-16’s, F-18’s, B-1B’s, or just B-52’s with 4 nukes?
@BOSKnight Some damn terrorist organization controlled some missile silos inside my East middle colonies, can you help me blow it up?
@B1BLancer the RNJ mainland for 2/8ths do western can-da
@B1BLancer There wasn't really a nuking, some turd inside my nation decided to make a fake news. So if it's a terrorist organization We would eliminate them.
@BOSKnight what are you offering?
@deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 so you support the terrorist organizations that nuked all the main cities? I’m not annexing them or anything in case ur confused, just reinstating a new democratic government. Not like what the US did with Iraq in 2003 though.
The people and the government of the Bristolian Empire strongly condemns this invasion.
Troubling. But I'll remain neutral
@B1BLancer can we do a land trade?
@B1BLancer yes. I know