70.5k YourAverageB1BLancerSimp Comments

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA your seas are not full of my vessels. My vessels fulfill their assigned duties and missions. They are either in port or on patrol around my waters for submarines and surface fleets.

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA it’s not winter anymore, and you realize I have the most powerful navy stationed every 30 miles along my coast with routine patrols and hundreds of vessels? My artillery will decimate any landing ships and any force that lands on my territory will swiftly be met with mechanized divisions consisting of the most integrated forces— LIMA. I am telling you, it is not a good idea to attempt an invasion. I tell you what, if you do not attempt an invasion of the Imperial Republic of Spin, your forces will not be vaporized off the face of the planet, and the Spinnish elite will not do a little something that I won’t mention. And that little thing renders your entire coastline defense useless and obsolete, you just haven’t noticed the flaw.

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  • Naval Blockade? Well its not a good way to treat your Neighboor. 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA in real life, the west UK coast to the East UK coast is about 300 miles… might wanna scale it down a little. Just run a ton of anti-sub patrols with like 60 miles range, it would still be effective and realistic

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  • [KE-RP] HRWS Spirit AA-321 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA congratulations!

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA invasion of me or @DeeganWithABazooka ?

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @DeeganWithABazooka uh, sorry, not to alarm you, but @deutschFELLA struck you at the perfect time. Winter’s gone for now

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  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA good strategy! I like your use of new tactics and beach fortifications. But you forgot I could do something else…

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  • [KE-RP] HRWS Lun-Dun HA-097 2 months ago

    My submarines are eating well tonight! Also congrats on platinum!

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  • Naval Blockade? Well its not a good way to treat your Neighboor. 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA @RB107 it’s not possible to detect a U-Boat from 1000 nautical miles. It is like me being able to clearly see a needle 100 miles away. It’s just not possible — because in my case not enough light bounces off the needle and reaches my eyes, whilst not enough sound emitted by your sonar bounces off the U-boat. Furthermore, the curvature of the Earth would block some of the sound waves, and such a powerful sonar cannot fit onto a ship like that. That sonar would be hundreds of decibels loud, and would disrupt sea life and will prevent your other ships from finding submarines. Likewise, the sonar cannot detect anything behind it, because of the ship’s propellers. And plus, it’s only 1948 so none of us are anywhere near that advanced.

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  • [KE-RP] HRWS Spirit AA-321 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA oof, my Iron Maidens are from 1936 too. So both of our Carrier groups are 12 years old.

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  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA yea, it’s like this one funny story I heard:
    So some German intelligence officers were looking at intercepted American communications, and realized something stupid but very scary. They had SEVERELY underestimated the American logistics because they realized that the American logistical system was so good, they were actually moving a single chocolate cake across the entire Atlantic Ocean to the front lines in France. It sounds silly but is insane how difficult it is to organize the funds for this, get a ship to move it, get authority to load it, actually convince higher command to do it, bring it across the Atlantic using valuable fuel, and transport across France to the troops on the frontlines: all for a chocolate cake

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  • [KE-RP] HRWS Spirit AA-321 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA oh wow, cool! Those are pretty old though, two months? I need replacements because my Iron Maiden class is extremely old. It is from the old RP before this one in fact!

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  • [KE-RP] HRWS Spirit AA-321 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA you had carriers? Since when? Show me the carrier you built or you ordered because I myself was unaware

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  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA nope. As I stated in my deep analysis above, I dismantled your communications and logistical capabilities, restricting your ability to coordinate with other divisions and platoons, which allows the LIMA tanks and divisions to operate more effectively with independent force and encircle your troops. My suppression of AA locations and reconnaissance missions allowed for more effective operations too. The reason my military is so efficient and capable is because of my logistics and supply lines.

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  • [KE-RP] HRWS Spirit AA-321 2 months ago

    My aircraft carrier is also named the spirit, will probably post it tomorrow. It is called RSS Espíritu

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  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 yea no really. I drove them out of For-Rants because my logistics is so integrated and can reach far.

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  • [KE-RP] RSS Zapico — Naval Frigate and Patrol Vessel 2 months ago

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover i love the name frigate, I think it makes it sound even cooler

  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    I hereby also declare that “The Republic of Spin” is now officially titled as “ La República Imperial de Españila/The Imperial Republic of Spin”

  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    Republic of Nether-Jim
    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Republic of Swisher-Man
    @Voytek

  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    Unity Steaks:
    @Bugati87
    Empire of Your-Pan:
    @AeroTactical
    Kingdom of Bell-Lands:
    @SPWithLizzie

  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    Empire of Celestia:
    @LunarEclipseSP
    No-See Jerry Head of Defense:
    @RepublicofWrightIsles
    Republic of Next-In-Co:
    @Aeromax

  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    Unity Ding-Dong:
    @DeutschFELLA
    Republic of For-Rants:
    @keiyronelleavgeek566
    Republic of Kinda:
    @IAmSteve

  • [KE-RP] Churro Zapato’s Address to the Republic, and UDD Pushed Out of For-Rants 2 months ago

    Socket Onion:
    @DeeganWithABazooka
    No-See Jerry:
    @RB107
    Kingdom of Pole-Land:
    @BigHeadEngineering

  • [KE-RP] We fight back. 2 months ago

    You act like I have a measly couple hundred ships and planes

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA oh please, your destroyer blockade crumbled under its own weight. It had no anti-submarine warfare or advanced detection to find and attack my U-boats and nuclear submarines. Then my surface fleet wrecked the tattered remains of your fleet afterwards. Hundreds of U-boats are around your coast, and attacking any vessel they come across — including Military, merchant and civilian vessels carrying military cargo. You claim to be like 1945 Germany and that is kind of accurate, in the sense that you are being crushed by multiple nations on all fronts.

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA yea, and the new government is even worse because you assembled it from a collapsed international empire. The government just cannot control everything, it’s like trying to hold together a collapsed house with rubber bands, it just wouldn’t work.

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA a stronger morale you say? The morale held by the soldiers who all know they are destined to be sent to battle against more experienced and effective soldiers with more advanced equipment and startegies. Your quick setting up of defenses in For-Rants didn’t last, prepare your invasion next time instead of basically making a new country and military from scratch. I have organized a military coalition including the Republic of Spin, Bell-Lands, No-See Jerry, Socket Onion, RNJ, and Your-Pan. what did you think would happen 😭

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA oh well, maybe don’t attack the country that beat you to a pulp twice

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @DeeganWithABazooka sure, you can help by conducting air raids on shipyards and dry docks to prevent any ships from leaving port

  • [KE-RP] RSS Zapico — Naval Frigate and Patrol Vessel 2 months ago

    @M109simp well it is a frigate with advanced cannons and radar systems

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 okay, thank you for the help

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @RB107 yup, my U-boats and nuclear submarines are devastating UDD’s shipping vessels and his navy

  • [KE-RP] RSS Zapico — Naval Frigate and Patrol Vessel 2 months ago

    @lazerguidedmissile thank you!

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  • Knockoff Earth 2 months ago

    @Technicalstrat ahem may I introduce myself? I hold the top spot as UDD has a tendency to test my military

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 roll out! Please bring three mechanized armor divisions to Brest to push the UDD soldiers into the act of surrender or encirclement.

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  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @SPWithLizzie yes, please do. If you wouldn’t mind, ca we put them under Central Occupied For-Rench Command? We need to keep everything neat and organized for maximum efficiency and optimum performance

  • [KE-RP] RSS Zapico — Naval Frigate and Patrol Vessel 2 months ago

    @lazerguidedmissile well you see, we were living peacefully until their government was overthrown and decided to invade me, yes ME! The most powerful nation! They landed in For-Rants and pushed inland only to get destroyed by my elite infantry and armored divisions. They engaged my frigates in the North Sea so I sank a large amount of their naval blockade in response, over half. Etc etc etc.

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles Authority to wreak utter havoc on UDD’s Navy granted by Spinnish President: Churro Zapato.

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    @RepublicofWrightIsles you can help by finishing off the tattered remains of UDD’s naval blockade. Didnt even do much since most of my exports flow in from the Mid-It-terrain-E-Yeah-N

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    Republic of Nether-Jim
    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Republic of Swisher-Man
    @Voytek

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    Unity Steaks:
    @Bugati87
    Empire of Your-Pan:
    @AeroTactical
    Kingdom of Bell-Lands:
    @SPWithLizzie

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    Empire of Celestia:
    @LunarEclipseSP
    No-See Jerry Head of Defense:
    @RepublicofWrightIsles
    Republic of Next-In-Co:
    @Aeromax

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    Unity Ding-Dong:
    @DeutschFELLA
    Republic of For-Rants:
    @keiyronelleavgeek566
    Republic of Kinda:
    @IAmSteve

  • [KE-RP] The Republic of Spin Dominates 2 months ago

    Socket Onion:
    @DeeganWithABazooka
    No-See Jerry:
    @RB107
    Kingdom of Pole-Land:
    @BigHeadEngineering

  • ZES NC-155-1 naval cannon 2 months ago

    @Morsele thats no problem. Your builds are really cool, tag me on everything from now on please!

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  • [KE-RP] RSS Zapico — Naval Frigate and Patrol Vessel 2 months ago

    @M109simp about 200 million dollars a pop, depends if you include the secondary interior radar system

  • ZES NC-155-1 naval cannon 2 months ago

    Do you think you could make a 1950s era ship-mounted radar AA system?

  • [KE-RP] RSS Zapico — Naval Frigate and Patrol Vessel 2 months ago

    @Morsele thank you! It caught my eye and I felt it deserved a home on my newest frigate!

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  • [KE-RP] RSS Zapico — Naval Frigate and Patrol Vessel 2 months ago

    @Technicalstrat yes, certainly! Know that it can go onto the open ocean in fleets and everything but is primarily for coastal waters and intercepting vessels.