70.4k YourAverageB1BLancerSimp Comments

  • [KE-RP] SPArK-75MG "War Settler" one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc good. Thank you for the units!

    +2
  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    @BaconEggs I am so confused abt why no one commented abt why his last name is just Spanish for shoe. 😭 the next leader will have a similar name, if Frangusto Fiasco isn’t running that is.

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  • [KE-RP] SPArK-75MG "War Settler" one month ago

    I plan on fully replacing my Titan self-propelled howitzer with these.

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  • [KE-RP] SPArK-75MG "War Settler" one month ago

    I pray you will do well on the other exams, and thank you for engineering this beauty. I will order 500 units

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  • [KE-RP] Spin Begins the Invasion of BE Colonies one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc Lol, my bad. Nonetheless, it just fuels the creativity

  • I'M GONNA SHOW Y'ALL TO MY MOM, WHO WANT IT? one month ago

    Me please, I am sure your mother would be very pleased with my builds.

  • [KE-RP] Spin Begins the Invasion of BE Colonies one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc oops, like a mix of the MIM-104 launchers and those missile launchers on the sides of Russian warships? Maybe that’s a good one

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  • Today on Ringing The Bell: THE QUEEN IS DEAD one month ago

    You don’t know how your own PM got elected with those charges on his behalf? 😭

  • [KE-RP] Spin Begins the Invasion of BE Colonies one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc great, thank you!

    +1
  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 our great former leader Fiasco did not win the 1944 election. There is an election every 8 years for the leader to be chosen. Fiasco will run for the 1952 election.

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  • [KE-RP] Spin Begins the Invasion of BE Colonies one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc good. Well then in that case, can you please make an anti-ship missile system launched from silos similar to the MIM-104 Patriot? And I need it to fit on a Zapato class frigate too. Like two side-by-side launching tubes with the same dimensions as a Patriot. Can you do it? 😭

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  • [KE-RP] Spin could be defeated in the colonies. one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc plus the war is over, we reached peace

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  • [KE-RP] Spin Begins the Invasion of BE Colonies one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc sure. And can you take a few build requests too? I will also be servicing a few builds from over a year ago like the CH32 Starflyer

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  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 He’s gone.

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  • ST-32 AST Armed Soldier Transport one month ago

    Think I could use our CH32 for KE-RP? Spin needs to service some old stuff lmao

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    If only our beloved leader of Spin, Frangusto Fiasco, would come back. 😔

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie no sweawing 😢

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie yes, two of the most powerful and influential RP people in the entirety of KE have lost their power. Maybe the queen is next

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    The Spinnish people just want Zapato out, he has exploited his power for 7 long years.

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    Republic of Nether-Jim
    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Republic of Swisher-Man
    @Voytek

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    Unity Steaks:
    @Bugati87
    Empire of Your-Pan:
    @Technicalstrat
    Kingdom of Bell-Lands:
    @SPWithLizzie

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    Empire of Celestia:
    @LunarEclipseSP
    No-See Jerry Head of Defense:
    @RepublicofWrightIsles
    Republic of Next-In-Co:
    @Aeromax

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    Unity Ding-Dong:
    @DeutschFELLA
    Republic of For-Rants:
    @keiyronelleavgeek566
    Republic of Kinda:
    @aMosquito

  • [KE-RP] Zapato Resigns one month ago

    Socket Onion:
    @DeeganWithABazooka
    No-See Jerry:
    @RB107
    Kingdom of Pole-Land:
    @BigHeadEngineering

  • S-9 one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie I have too many MBT’s rn 😭 the JST-50A and GAMBT-Y950M1 are just too much rn

  • [KE-RP] Spin Declassifies Satellite Capabilities one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie gulp

  • [KE-RP] Spin could be defeated in the colonies. one month ago

    @deutschFELLA true

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  • RNJ forces decimated. Spin faces their consequences. one month ago

    @deutschFELLA yea I guess we do have a stalemate here. My terms are just that I don’t lose any territory, RNJ gets their territory back, and we make new rules to stop conflicts like this. You can have all your territory in Ah-Frik-ah back too btw.
    Sorry I got involved Lol, just wanted to help my ally RNJ.

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  • [KE-RP] Spin could be defeated in the colonies. one month ago

    @deutschFELLA tunnels can increase the heat, because the hot air will be trapped inside. And depending on the humidity, pressure, wind, and altitude contrary to the surroundings, there would be. A higher temperature.

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  • RNJ forces decimated. Spin faces their consequences. one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 I said… HE WAS HERE TO MEET A 14 YEAR OLD

  • RNJ forces decimated. Spin faces their consequences. one month ago

    @deutschFELLA I gtg too, you wanna meet a deal or sum? 😭

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @deutschFELLA I realized that. I never blockaded Ind-Yeah and the colonies have already been invaded and secured. But your Ind-Yeah-n vessels cant escape the lower At-Land-Tic because i control the chokepoints.

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  • RNJ forces decimated. Spin faces their consequences. one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 he was here to meet a 14 year old!!!

  • [KE-RP] Spin could be defeated in the colonies. one month ago

    @deutschFELLA true, but same for you. Spin is already right next to the equator on the KE map, so my people have more heat resistance. BE is farther north. In reality, I do admit I have losses to heat stroke but you would have more.

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  • RNJ forces decimated. Spin faces their consequences. one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 bro I’m a male 😭

  • [KE-RP] STOP!! one month ago

    No.

  • [KE-RP] Spin Begins the Invasion of BE Colonies one month ago

    @GeneralCorpInc those are all based in Madrid for defense, but it can reach BE!

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  • [KE-RP] Spin could be defeated in the colonies. one month ago

    What do you think that vent o the GAMBT-Y950 is for? It’s for harsh desert climates. I have colonies on the equator too.

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  • RNJ forces decimated. Spin faces their consequences. one month ago

    @deutschFELLA umm, @AviationLoverGEEK444 has some of the best tech in the world

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  • [KE-RP] Spin Declassifies Satellite Capabilities one month ago

    @SPWithLizzie cannot say

  • RNJ forces decimated. Spin faces their consequences. one month ago

    @deutschFELLA 65%? Okay then. Maybe using 20% of what I fully have wasn’t enough. 60% of mine should be able to crush you. I have been utilizing the effective anti-ship missiles from Bell-lands (thank you @SPWithLizzie ) and these missiles have been put on GB-9s, GB-11’s, GB-4NB’s, GB-6’s, and on all frigates and conquistador-class destroyers. SAMS-250 units have been put on the Espíritu-class aircraft carrier, the Conquistador-class destroyers, and the Madrid-class heavy cruisers. I can intercept all enemy aircraft and ships that come near, and I am developing another system for intercepting something else. And one more thing too, expect a few explosions in BE soon, I have had some things go on in your nation for the past 3 years.

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @Technicalstrat avgeek isnt defeated. I demolished BE’s navy, severed his colonial territory so he has no fuel or other colony goods coming to him, and I blockaded BE’s coast and RNJ’s coast to ensure no BE vessel can provide support or supplies to their forces in RNJ.@AviationLoverGEEK444 has pushed @deutschFELLA out of his land because he cannot help his troops. They were basically being sieged. They had no fuel, food, ammunition, weapons, logistics, etc etc etc coming from BE to help them. 200 GBH-10 Kodiak helicopters flooded the skies over RNJ to drop the Spinnish National Elite Infantry encircle the BE troops. They were pushed out of RNJ from this a while ago. And my blockade around BE is holding up, with over 200 surface vessels, 80 underwater vessels, two Iron Maiden carrier strike groups, and four Espíritu carrier strike groups. Over 1000 aircraft participate in several sorties per day, and those are just from the carriers. IKB-100’s and GB-8 Bullhorns have participated in the high-altitude bombing of BE’s airfields, prohibiting the launch of aircraft. Of course we sustained some losses, but that is to be expected in a large military operation.

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @deutschFELLA it is true your SAM sites have proven difficult to bypass, but my gosh you haven’t spotted a ridiculously huge flaw in your SAM network that I will exploit.

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @deutschFELLA the hell you mean you are pushing me back? I have destroyed all your ammunition depots so your artillery and infantry have no ammo to fight with, your tanks are struggling against my CAS, all AAA has been destroyed by hundreds of GB-6 gladiators, and your last holdouts are in West Ah-Frik-Ah and Are-Abe-yeah.

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 I have taken all of those, but I am still fighting BE troops in some areas of Egypt, west Africa, and Arabia. Otherwise everything else is secured.

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  • RNJs responce to BE attempt capture to NIC one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 when I have secured my blockade! He is claiming to have sunk my submarines yet they are still present. Just wait, is my blockade not enough? I will send over two Orchis strike groups to RNJ, three Iron Maiden strike groups to the North Atlantic, and one Espíritu strike group to RNJ as well. Is that good?

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  • I have surpassed him!!! one month ago

    @realbacon0765 as we all know, in War Thunder the only thing that attracts more close air support than the Maus is Spookston. So considering that the B1B Lancer is the fastest and largest-payload bomber of the USAF, I think we know who will come out on top.

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 his colonies (gonna write the real names cause I’m tired):
    Sudan, Egypt, Yemen, Arabia. South Africa, Gibraltar, Western Africa, and some other places on the map.

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  • YP-1000 one month ago

    @deutschFELLA when did you ever defeat me? I don’t recall. Wasn’t it me who destroyed any advancing UDD movement in the first UDD-Spin war, then I landed an amphibious invasion on your shores which forced your surrender, giving me Cant-uh-duh, and then in the third war you landed on my beaches in For-rants and captured a significant portion of my land, but then I moved the National Guard and majority of my forces up from Spin to push you off my land. Now in this fourth BE-Spin war, have I so far:
    A — crippled your navy’s surface fleet in the East
    B — captured most of your overseas colonies (include: Jib-altar, Yeah-man, South Ah-Frik-Ah, Sue-dan, Are-Abe-Yeah, western Ah-Frik-Ah)
    C — Secured a naval blockade of BE with hundreds of anti-submarine and merchant shipping measures (include: aircraft, submarines, and ships)
    D — repelled and deflected BE attacks on Spin
    E — All of the above

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