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Today on Ringing The Bell: THE QUEEN IS DEAD

14.5k SPWithLizzie  one month ago

Earlier today, the queen, Cellina Erkavane, was found dead in her bedroom. This has shocked the entirety of Bell Lands, as she's always been adored, for her speeches, personality and whatnot. While the funeral is being set up, investigators are trying to uncover what the hell happened.

First of all, any and all natural causes have been ruled out, as she had a bullethole on the side of her head. This only left two scenarios. Suicide, or murder. The former is unlikely, as Cellina has never been the type of person to take her own life. This leaves murder, which, obviously, would have a murderer...

Mere hours later, several suspects have been collected. Most of these are Anti-Monarchists, and people affiliated with terrorists groups, but the two most interesting suspects are:

HENRY RUTH: The past Bellish Prime Minister
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ARNOLD HANSEN: The current Bellish Prime Minister

These aren't baseless claims, as there are reason for each.

HENRY RUTH: He apparently heard Cellina's last words: "I'm sorry.". It's clear why this is so incriminating.
Another piece of evidence is Henry's overall Resentment against Cellina, probably for their opposing ideas about the prison system [(IS THAT A SYSTEM OF A DOWN REFERENCE!!??)], and his attraction for the Princess...

ARNOLD HANSEN: This is because of his already existing criminal record (which included theft, property damage, and aggrevated assault [don't ask how he still got elected, because I don't know either]), and the fact that he had also gone into Cellina's bedroom, with her, earlier that day too, so it's valid to assume that he had affiliations with her death...

Accusations aside, this is still an incredibly tragic moment, and the funeral will be held tonight...

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    @deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 hehe

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    @AviationLoverGEEK444 sure. He has guards and he's also planning to assassinate Parkinson and Jalin. Tag me in a forum destroying his bunker

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    @deutschFELLA can I bomb it? 👉👈🥹

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    @SPWithLizzie @AviationLoverGEEK444 I may have found the culprit. His name is John Outlands, the president of B.E 1927-1933. I think he's in the bunkers.

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    @SPWithLizzie sh ok

    one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @Solent
    He did

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    7,038 Solent

    @SPWithLizzie idk

    one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @Solent
    Didn't KSI write a book about that

    one month ago
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    7,038 Solent

    i wanted to make a joke with "Bellend" but that's probably slightly inapproproate

    one month ago
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    @Boeing727200F pom pom porom pom pomm huh!? The Heavy is dead!?

    one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @Boeing727200F

    I AM DEAD

    +1 one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    We still don't know yet, as there seem to be very little trace of DNA on the gun

    +1 one month ago
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    38.7k BOSSentinel

    I just left HeroHito in bed for the night…. I hope the same doesn’t happen to him. He has lasted 79 years on (K)earth…

    one month ago
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    THE HEAVY IS DEAD

    one month ago
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    @BaconEggs Battery Juice tastes like going to heaven.

    one month ago
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    14.5k Rb2h

    Much like real events

    one month ago
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    @SPWithLizzie WAS HIM

    one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Our current prime suspect is an Anti-monarchist by then name Anthony Tern

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    @SPWithLizzie who do you think did it?

    one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @BaconEggs
    Cellina POV:
    Takes a sip of battery acid
    "This tastes weird-"
    pops into heaven

    one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 We don't even know who killed her

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    150k BaconEggs

    she's sipped her last battery acid

    one month ago
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    @SPWithLizzie no, all of it, we found markings on their uniforms that were the sam as everyother terrorists attack

    one month ago
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    14.5k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Yes, he funded the one in NETHER JIMS, not BELL LANDS

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    @SPWithLizzie no he said that. FELLA said he funded the anti bilar terrorist thing

    one month ago
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