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Today on Ringing The Bell: THE QUEEN IS DEAD

18.0k SPWithLizzie  3 months ago

Earlier today, the queen, Cellina Erkavane, was found dead in her bedroom. This has shocked the entirety of Bell Lands, as she's always been adored, for her speeches, personality and whatnot. While the funeral is being set up, investigators are trying to uncover what the hell happened.

First of all, any and all natural causes have been ruled out, as she had a bullethole on the side of her head. This only left two scenarios. Suicide, or murder. The former is unlikely, as Cellina has never been the type of person to take her own life. This leaves murder, which, obviously, would have a murderer...

Mere hours later, several suspects have been collected. Most of these are Anti-Monarchists, and people affiliated with terrorists groups, but the two most interesting suspects are:

HENRY RUTH: The past Bellish Prime Minister
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ARNOLD HANSEN: The current Bellish Prime Minister

These aren't baseless claims, as there are reason for each.

HENRY RUTH: He apparently heard Cellina's last words: "I'm sorry.". It's clear why this is so incriminating.
Another piece of evidence is Henry's overall Resentment against Cellina, probably for their opposing ideas about the prison system [(IS THAT A SYSTEM OF A DOWN REFERENCE!!??)], and his attraction for the Princess...

ARNOLD HANSEN: This is because of his already existing criminal record (which included theft, property damage, and aggrevated assault [don't ask how he still got elected, because I don't know either]), and the fact that he had also gone into Cellina's bedroom, with her, earlier that day too, so it's valid to assume that he had affiliations with her death...

Accusations aside, this is still an incredibly tragic moment, and the funeral will be held tonight...

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    @deutschFELLAtheLeopard2A7 hehe

    +1 3 months ago
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    @AviationLoverGEEK444 sure. He has guards and he's also planning to assassinate Parkinson and Jalin. Tag me in a forum destroying his bunker

    +1 3 months ago
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    @deutschFELLA can I bomb it? 👉👈🥹

    +1 3 months ago
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    @SPWithLizzie @AviationLoverGEEK444 I may have found the culprit. His name is John Outlands, the president of B.E 1927-1933. I think he's in the bunkers.

    +1 3 months ago
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    @SPWithLizzie sh ok

    3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @Solent
    He did

    +1 3 months ago
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    7,194 Solent

    @SPWithLizzie idk

    3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @Solent
    Didn't KSI write a book about that

    3 months ago
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    7,194 Solent

    i wanted to make a joke with "Bellend" but that's probably slightly inapproproate

    3 months ago
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    @Boeing727200F pom pom porom pom pomm huh!? The Heavy is dead!?

    3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @Boeing727200F

    I AM DEAD

    +1 3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    We still don't know yet, as there seem to be very little trace of DNA on the gun

    +1 3 months ago
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    48.8k Unwanted

    I just left HeroHito in bed for the night…. I hope the same doesn’t happen to him. He has lasted 79 years on (K)earth…

    3 months ago
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    THE HEAVY IS DEAD

    3 months ago
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    @BaconEggs Battery Juice tastes like going to heaven.

    3 months ago
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    15.0k Rb2h

    Much like real events

    3 months ago
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    @SPWithLizzie WAS HIM

    3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Our current prime suspect is an Anti-monarchist by then name Anthony Tern

    +1 3 months ago
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    @SPWithLizzie who do you think did it?

    3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @BaconEggs
    Cellina POV:
    Takes a sip of battery acid
    "This tastes weird-"
    pops into heaven

    3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 We don't even know who killed her

    +1 3 months ago
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    153k BaconEggs

    she's sipped her last battery acid

    3 months ago
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    @SPWithLizzie no, all of it, we found markings on their uniforms that were the sam as everyother terrorists attack

    3 months ago
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    18.0k SPWithLizzie

    @AviationLoverGEEK444
    Yes, he funded the one in NETHER JIMS, not BELL LANDS

    +1 3 months ago
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    @SPWithLizzie no he said that. FELLA said he funded the anti bilar terrorist thing

    3 months ago
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