Official Address from the Imperial High Command of the Imperial Republic of Spin

Date: July 1951
To all citizens of the Imperial Republic and observers across the globe,
The might of the Imperial Armada has once again proven decisive in the defense of global order and the continued struggle against the forces of instability. In a historic naval confrontation just north of the Nation of Nether-Jim, our carrier strike group and destroyer flotillas—spearheaded by the indomitable RSS Madrid and RSS Espíritu—have dealt a crushing blow to the Bristolian Empire’s maritime power. Their primary naval fleet has been scattered, their logistical chains shattered.
In the aftermath of this victory, our naval forces have begun full-spectrum domination of the seas. U-boats and submarines of the RSS Perseverance fleet, alongside coastal patrols by our RSS Zapico-class frigates, now control the vital chokepoints of the South At-Land-Tik and the Mid-It-Terrain-E-Yeah-N. No Bristolian ship moves without fear of immediate detection and destruction.
Due to our blockade and command of these strategic maritime arteries, the Bristolian Empire is now incapable of adequately supplying, reinforcing, or maintaining its colonies and expeditionary forces in Ah-Frik-Ah and Are-Abe-Yeah. The lifeline of their imperial ambitions has been severed.
Seeing this vulnerability, the Imperial Republic has struck with precision and purpose. Our elite armored divisions—transported by RSS Gato ships and supported by GB-9N Furia squadrons—have begun land operations in Yeah-man and Sue-dan. Imperial Marines are establishing firm beachheads while our armored spearheads push into South Ah-Frik-Ah’s colonial heart. We are liberating these lands from Bristolian tyranny and establishing stability under the Spinnish banner.
Our control of the sea is not merely strategic—it is absolute. With over 20 RSS Perseverance-class nuclear submarines patrolling the depths and dozens of RSS Conquistador destroyers dominating surface routes, the Bristolian Empire's remaining naval units now resort to evasive maneuvers, clinging to scattered ports across their crumbling empire. Every convoy they launch is met with coordinated ambushes—our Type 1 U-boats strike silently and without warning. Not a single vessel crosses into the Mid-It-Terrain-E-Yeah-N without passing beneath the shadow of our Imperial Fleet.
The Mid-It-Terrain-E-Yeah-N and South At-Land-Tik Ocean, once ruled by rival powers, are now Spinnish-controlled lakes. In this new reality, every shipment, every reinforcement, every ounce of fuel or food destined for Bristolian forces in Are-Abe-Yeah and Ah-Frik-Ah has been cut off. The result is devastating. BE troops have been observed abandoning armored vehicles due to lack of fuel, artillery silenced by dwindling ammunition, and commanders forced to issue rations measured in crumbs. In Sue-dan, entire battalions have defected or fled into the desert to escape encirclement by the advancing Spinnish legions.
From the skies, our GB-6 Gladiator and GB-4NB Super Screecher squadrons, launched from RSS Espíritu and RSS Iron Maiden carriers, ensure that the Empire’s grip remains unshakable. These precision strikes have eliminated command centers, bombed resupply hubs, and disrupted Bristolian communication lines from South Ah-Frik-Ah to the ports of Yeah-man. No place is safe for those who resist the Imperial advance.
Let this be known: the Imperial Republic of Spin does not retreat. The collapse of BE supply lines is only the beginning. With every new dawn, our control strengthens, our allies grow, and our enemies fracture. This is not merely a campaign of war—it is a historic transformation of global power, one nation at a time, under the guidance and glory of Churro Zapato and the indomitable will of our Empire.
Prepare, world. The age of Spin is here.
¡Gloria eterna al Imperio!