I’m saying it’s a business opportunity @ShinyGemsBro, I would never insult a potential customer’s intelligence. I’m neutral in this conflict, I don’t take sides. Because of this claim of “neutrality,” I’m extending this offer to the sirens as well. Both sides would benefit from long range over-the-horizon weapons, and I am the only dealer offering this toolbox of armageddon. I’m an arms dealer, not a politician.
Why are F-15Es going guns on a dang warship? Oh, that gives me an idea!
I am starting a business to sell stand-off anti ship missiles to the TFM because for some reason they are trying to drop bombs and do gun runs in a modern maritime war.
Buy 17, get one free!!! New over-the-horizon capabilities allow you to fire and forget these little vampires, and their terminal targeting and discrimination systems are impossible to jam! (Allegedly)
Please contact my office for pricing and procurement plans
Why can’t I buy a Landing Craft Utility of the 1600, 1646, or LCU-2000 class from the GSA government auction website or the Defense Security Cooperation Agency’s (DSCA) Excess Defense Article system? The markdown for the vessels is 5-50%, or approximately $400,000-$4,000,000, putting it in my price range with the available financing options. Further, it is technically a legal obligation that these transfers and/or sales are continued under Article II of the MDT, and funding for the program stateside is already provided for under this year’s annual appropriations in the NDAA section 1263. I am very displeased with customer service.
I have a few questions for a project I am working on my dearest sir, feel free to rope in others for the response, I need all the answers I can get.
1: Excluding the Attack on the USS Beast, what was the first maritime engagement between Monarchii and MGLA forces, whether that be an air raid on a convoy or ship-to-ship fighting? Who was the defender, and who was the aggressor?
2: What events truly kicked off the war? When did both sides realize “Oh snap, we’re in a shooting war.”
3: What exact date and time (preferably with local and Zulu if possible) did the war begin?
We can guarantee a delivery of any in-stock vehicle within 90 days of the date of order. We currently have 49 vehicles in stock. At the earliest, these may arrive at your house in approximately 1-7 hours, depending on distance and atmospheric conditions.
Alternatively: if diplomacy fails, lead the aliens into the American deep south. Then, have the government announce a $1000 bounty/reward for every dead alien. Let the rednecks do their thing.
If it bleeds, it can be killed, and 5.56 makes most things bleed. If else, the rednecks will find some other way to kill them soon enough.
.
They can choose to start violence, but we humans are better at it than they are.
Aight bet @CrestelAeronautics
As long as you’re cool with our WSO having pink hair and cat ears (waaay out of regulations, but it’s for recruiting and retention…)
Nuh uh @DatTrainAndCarGuy19
It’s not like I was born in Texas or anything. Why do I have the sudden urge to get a lift kit and add a 249 to the ram? 🇺🇸🦅
No, I need my flexibility and versatile missions capabilities for countering emerging threats instead of drooling over a fleet defense mission that ended thirty years ago
@Metalpipe223 This craft is my fictional take of it, but there is a real military version of it that serves or served in the U.S. under the name C-23 Sherpa
@Graingy i just watched the beach attack scene
they didn't even give the soldiers helmets
or even just covers
BDU covers are cheap and numerous
I already hate and love this movie
"The M-War [began two weeks ago] when [Monarchii] stole a gun from a rat. The rat didn't like this and summoned a coalition response. Unfortunately, this coalition has thus far been unable to destroy Monarchii forces like we did Iraq in 1991, so the war has dragged out and cost countless lives and economic setbacks. The two sides left Snowstone cratered and raped, and the dueling forces have moved to other green pastures and cozy forests in which to toss munitions at each other."
ye I got you mate.
Gimme a taco bell gift card and some spare change and me & my boys will come "clean" out your house. Anything not bolted to the floor is fair game! We're taking the front door too.
(This is a joke)
@windshifter1
Gotcha
Ima go yell at my subordinates
(Question: there is a simpleplanes user on discord who is named 8BallAirlines, do you happen to know who this is? I must locate him for reasons that may involve verbal harassment)
from OSINT:
currently aware of/tracking
~10 predators
4 Dominion aircraft carriers
unknown number of additional (mentioned) types
unknown other support / logistics types
Carrier air wing(s) force mix unknown
Toodles friend! We wish you the best of luck on your future endeavors!
I’m saying it’s a business opportunity @ShinyGemsBro, I would never insult a potential customer’s intelligence. I’m neutral in this conflict, I don’t take sides. Because of this claim of “neutrality,” I’m extending this offer to the sirens as well. Both sides would benefit from long range over-the-horizon weapons, and I am the only dealer offering this toolbox of armageddon. I’m an arms dealer, not a politician.
Why are F-15Es going guns on a dang warship? Oh, that gives me an idea!
I am starting a business to sell stand-off anti ship missiles to the TFM because for some reason they are trying to drop bombs and do gun runs in a modern maritime war.
Buy 17, get one free!!! New over-the-horizon capabilities allow you to fire and forget these little vampires, and their terminal targeting and discrimination systems are impossible to jam! (Allegedly)
Please contact my office for pricing and procurement plans
@Graingy
Then the cops shouldn’t be able to catch you.
My question is how (but more importantly why) are you covered in butter?
Do you ever sleep?
Rather, does LunarEclipse ever sleep? She’s on the site like every four hours if not more often
What is the opposite of dish soap? Fine gravel?
Why can’t I buy a Landing Craft Utility of the 1600, 1646, or LCU-2000 class from the GSA government auction website or the Defense Security Cooperation Agency’s (DSCA) Excess Defense Article system? The markdown for the vessels is 5-50%, or approximately $400,000-$4,000,000, putting it in my price range with the available financing options. Further, it is technically a legal obligation that these transfers and/or sales are continued under Article II of the MDT, and funding for the program stateside is already provided for under this year’s annual appropriations in the NDAA section 1263. I am very displeased with customer service.
I have a few questions for a project I am working on my dearest sir, feel free to rope in others for the response, I need all the answers I can get.
1: Excluding the Attack on the USS Beast, what was the first maritime engagement between Monarchii and MGLA forces, whether that be an air raid on a convoy or ship-to-ship fighting? Who was the defender, and who was the aggressor?
2: What events truly kicked off the war? When did both sides realize “Oh snap, we’re in a shooting war.”
3: What exact date and time (preferably with local and Zulu if possible) did the war begin?
pls no
We can guarantee a delivery of any in-stock vehicle within 90 days of the date of order. We currently have 49 vehicles in stock. At the earliest, these may arrive at your house in approximately 1-7 hours, depending on distance and atmospheric conditions.
Alternatively: if diplomacy fails, lead the aliens into the American deep south. Then, have the government announce a $1000 bounty/reward for every dead alien. Let the rednecks do their thing.
If it bleeds, it can be killed, and 5.56 makes most things bleed. If else, the rednecks will find some other way to kill them soon enough.
.
They can choose to start violence, but we humans are better at it than they are.
I can grant that request, but please elaborate on the significance of the date if possible @CrestelAeronautics
Aight bet @CrestelAeronautics
As long as you’re cool with our WSO having pink hair and cat ears (waaay out of regulations, but it’s for recruiting and retention…)
Pls no
Proof that we need VORs in SimplePlanes
Also, what happened to your ambulance?
@FOXHOUND26 he asked for a task, I gave him a task. Do not command what you cannot enforce.
@MrCOPTY uh
10-23 on scene, what's up?
Oh dear lord what the fu-
I'm telling the FAA
Nuh uh @DatTrainAndCarGuy19
It’s not like I was born in Texas or anything.
Why do I have the sudden urge to get a lift kit and add a 249 to the ram? 🇺🇸🦅
Lovely, they have tanks that can trip.
Howdy! May I modify this?
No, I need my flexibility and versatile missions capabilities for countering emerging threats instead of drooling over a fleet defense mission that ended thirty years ago
Or it could be that flight of 109 Beechcraft bonanzas going VFR formation flight up to Oshkosh
@Metalpipe223 This craft is my fictional take of it, but there is a real military version of it that serves or served in the U.S. under the name C-23 Sherpa
then play the game, strive to succeed, be kind to yourself and others
@Graingy i just watched the beach attack scene
they didn't even give the soldiers helmets
or even just covers
BDU covers are cheap and numerous
I already hate and love this movie
what the crap is atlantic rim????
also pls dont eat the bees, eat wasps grain child
PSA: you should not eat the bees.
helo grain of sand and chip monarch
what about a lemon?
yup. confusing drama.
@Zero0Two2
I believe you; no proof is necessary
@Zero0Two2
okie, thanks!
@Zero0Two2
10-4, will comply
Just to confirm, you're talking about Juan?
oh boy here we go again...
run.
Very nice, I'll try it out soon.
Counterpoint:
Please do not try joining the M-War
It’s already too chaotic to keep track of
I wanna see what happens to the anomaly when it takes two direct JDAMs
To quote SimplePodcast:
"Nuclear-Tipped Anti-Sub Rocket"
well that's quite a sentence to unpack
ye I got you mate.
Gimme a taco bell gift card and some spare change and me & my boys will come "clean" out your house. Anything not bolted to the floor is fair game! We're taking the front door too.
(This is a joke)
@windshifter1
Gotcha
Ima go yell at my subordinates
(Question: there is a simpleplanes user on discord who is named 8BallAirlines, do you happen to know who this is? I must locate him for reasons that may involve verbal harassment)
@windshifter1 A P-3 loaded with MK.45's that just got a lucky hit on a MAD run might prove otherwise
@windshifter1
maybe it was 10 liberties
idk, the guy who gave me the sitrep said it was confirmed somewhere. I have no idea.
from OSINT:
currently aware of/tracking
~10 predators
4 Dominion aircraft carriers
unknown number of additional (mentioned) types
unknown other support / logistics types
Carrier air wing(s) force mix unknown
Get a good lawyer. Press charges.
I dunno
I dont know what the differences are between all these LPA, PEA, ASAP, and other things are
I never said you were allowed to eat it.